My favorite part is the Gregorian monk reference. Something I've seen a lot of, growing up in New England, is the blue collar average joe type that likes to try and impress people with his smahts. Hey guys, look, I watched the history channel. These are the same type that espouse logic and reason and yet have no ability to use it.
I gotta admit, the part where he said "Sorry, I don't have a band for the letter X" is a funny line. That Joe is a real card--a Joker card that is! Yuck, yuck yuck!
If Joe knew a thing about music he'd know X's 'Fourth Of July' is a great tune to cover. But everything I see from him screams 'untalented' and 'aggressively mediocre.' He's been playing for 20+ years and still looks down to make sure he's playing his shitty bar chords the right way. No feeling no energy just almost competent. That should be the name of his next cover band 'Almost Competent.'
28 comments
20 IggysGlove 2016-04-11
Seems like a pretty cool dude who fuckin rocks for a living. Laughing at all you jerks.
Dork ass old man.
17 FlukemansCloaca 2016-04-11
Led Zep
4 JoeCumiaSr 2016-04-11
Ewww I didn't catch that
10 FlukemansCloaca 2016-04-11
My favorite part is the Gregorian monk reference. Something I've seen a lot of, growing up in New England, is the blue collar average joe type that likes to try and impress people with his smahts. Hey guys, look, I watched the history channel. These are the same type that espouse logic and reason and yet have no ability to use it.
1 imcrapyall 2016-04-11
"Who"
13 DaxesDecimatedDick 2016-04-11
50 year old eunuch doing a fucking selfie with a pirate hat, eye liner while making sure to be looking up to avoid the double chin.
12 avengingbullet 2016-04-11
Calls himself "Solo Crusader."
Entire persona is based on who his brother is.
10 FatMustacheCunt 2016-04-11
This guy is CRAZY! Look the fuck out!
8 sanfrancisco69er 2016-04-11
"sometimes he even..." does he really think theres one person out there that believes he didnt make this himself?
6 JoeCumiaSr 2016-04-11
You don't think he has an agent that does these things?
9 sanfrancisco69er 2016-04-11
NO!
6 JoeCumiaSr 2016-04-11
Maybe I should have cropped out that phone number there...
7 ndcigars 2016-04-11
Someone needs to call and see what a concert with two cover bands would cost. How could you ever decide between U2 and Journey covers?
4 sanfrancisco69er 2016-04-11
he put the list of bands he convers in alphabetical order. oh, no...
3 FatMustacheCunt 2016-04-11
I gotta admit, the part where he said "Sorry, I don't have a band for the letter X" is a funny line. That Joe is a real card--a Joker card that is! Yuck, yuck yuck!
3 tibber2 2016-04-11
He knows Violent Femmes but doesn't know any X songs?
3 LevStrauss 2016-04-11
It should be updated with his current website.
3 destinyaltboy 2016-04-11
There is a band called X.
2 forktech 2016-04-11
And a band called XYZ
2 destinyaltboy 2016-04-11
And XTC now that I think about it
2 shemthepen 2016-04-11
If Joe knew a thing about music he'd know X's 'Fourth Of July' is a great tune to cover. But everything I see from him screams 'untalented' and 'aggressively mediocre.' He's been playing for 20+ years and still looks down to make sure he's playing his shitty bar chords the right way. No feeling no energy just almost competent. That should be the name of his next cover band 'Almost Competent.'
1 destinyaltboy 2016-04-11
They also have a song with the word "nigger" in it I think
3 TakesTheWrongSideGuy 2016-04-11
He thought it would be okay to promote his private gigs using the XM/Opie and Anthony name? To bad XM never got wind of this.
3 RickMirer3 2016-04-11
Ugh. Reggae? What a fucking dick. .
3 Flamgirlant 2016-04-11
You don't think the Solo Crusader playing reggae or chanting like a Gregorian Monk would be good?
2 silks322 2016-04-11
WHITE Reggae
2 zmontoya 2016-04-11
I've never seen a musician who had pride in that they were as broad as possible.
1 Lux_cs 2016-04-11
There's something not right with him
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4 JoeCumiaSr 2016-04-11
Ewww I didn't catch that
1 imcrapyall 2016-04-11
"Who"