Every clip I see of his bands he's playing in front of like 8 people. I can't believe someone pays for this shit, and will even fly him out. How embarrassing.
Journey played to thousands of people. This crew of losers plays to ones of people. Thank god Joe has Anthony to support him because no way could he earn a living playing at shitty venues like this. He gets 15 bucks for the show and the first beer is on the house.
Finally figured out Joe's talent: Using baggy clothes, camera angles and selfie skills to disguise that he's built like everyone else in Anthony's basement poker posse.
In my fantasy, the stage is 8 feet higher and Brother Joe, blinded by the stage lights and full of false confidence, is suddenly inspired to crowd surf.
26 comments
10 3stepsbackward 2016-04-10
Oh no. This is lonely Virgil type of sad.
9 sybaritical 2016-04-10
Sounds like Brojoe is a decent guitarist, but holy fuck is that singer terrible.
9 rottenseed 2016-04-10
Joe's guitar playing is competent here despite him being shaped like big bird.
4 FlukemansCloaca 2016-04-10
Same skill level as pretty much anyone that's noodled on guitar for a quarter of how long he has. He's fine. He's not decent.
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3 satsamsit 2016-04-10
Hi, Joe.
9 TakesTheWrongSideGuy 2016-04-10
Every clip I see of his bands he's playing in front of like 8 people. I can't believe someone pays for this shit, and will even fly him out. How embarrassing.
11 Remove__Kebab 2016-04-10
Well, to be fair they aren't anymore.
8 RacksDiciprine 2016-04-10
Joe has the physique of Humpty Dumpty
2 shawkward 2016-04-10
Yes. He looks horrendous.
5 fishcado 2016-04-10
SAMCRO Joe is built like a pear
4 ndcigars 2016-04-10
Opening for 2U no doubt.
3 NashuaDan 2016-04-10
So you can hire these jokers for your backyard bbq?
3 TomasGreyhound 2016-04-10
wow, had no idea Bro Joe was such a fat slob -
3 DaveNone 2016-04-10
Journey played to thousands of people. This crew of losers plays to ones of people. Thank god Joe has Anthony to support him because no way could he earn a living playing at shitty venues like this. He gets 15 bucks for the show and the first beer is on the house.
3 pfg-sciple 2016-04-10
That is PATHETIC!! What can YOU expect though when YOU don't have the NAME APPEAL to draw the BIG CROWDS??!!
Bands at "SCORCH'S 'PFG FEST II'" played in FRONT of THOUSANDS of FANS because SCORCH has a TREMENDOUS following!!!
2 FootThingOnHisFoot 2016-04-10
Sam has a pear shaped woman's body. Tits , flabby arms , gut and fat ass.
edit:
fat cunt
2 Ant_Sucks 2016-04-10
You mean "Joe". Sam is just a regular fruit.
2 FootThingOnHisFoot 2016-04-10
fuck, i forgot we already have a Sam..
2 silks322 2016-04-10
Puppet Show and Almost Journey
2 FaggotBannedKeith 2016-04-10
Finally figured out Joe's talent: Using baggy clothes, camera angles and selfie skills to disguise that he's built like everyone else in Anthony's basement poker posse.
1 FlukemansCloaca 2016-04-10
Denny has a great voice
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1 0JRB19690 2016-04-10
This is what AIDS must look like when its standing right in front of you. Grown men dancing around like Kansas City faggots.
1 WalterNitty 2016-04-10
The intentional non showing of the crowd if you can call it
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1 F_H_Rileys_MaitreD 2016-04-10
In my fantasy, the stage is 8 feet higher and Brother Joe, blinded by the stage lights and full of false confidence, is suddenly inspired to crowd surf.