r/opieandanthony: "Personal & real" stand-up from a guy who doesn't even write his own act. Jay disgusts me

"Personal & real" stand-up from a guy who doesn't even write his own act. Jay disgusts me

13 2016-04-10 by xxmikekxx

27 comments

12 IggysGlove 2016-04-10

I think him giving his wife credit for writing his material is an exaggeration. There's just no way. He probably is just being nice to her.

He's probably desperately afraid she will leave him.

9 RahnBayngtin 2016-04-10

Well, to be fair he could not be talking about his wife. He could be talking about Rick Shapiro. Or Otto. Or Bert Kreisher. What are the names of some of the other parallel thinkers we got? They write pretty good.

1 xxmikekxx 2016-04-10

Kevin Brennan tells a story about Jay doing one of his bits but then Jay paid him so Kevin is ok with him

1 MershComic 2016-04-10

The difference is I think I'd rather fuck Rick Shapiro instead of Nikki Cox nowadays.

-4 IggysGlove 2016-04-10

I am referencing the fact that he says his wife wrote his entire last special or something to that effect. I assumed that was what OP was referring to.

You seem to not know shit about shit however.

3 RahnBayngtin 2016-04-10

No shit, Retard.

Hope you feel better about yourself talking shit to people when you are, in fact, the one who "seems to not know shit about shit.

0 FlukemansCloaca 2016-04-10

Shit, shitty, shits. Caca, doodoo.

2 xxmikekxx 2016-04-10

I will say, if you look at her Twitter she is the most unfunny person to ever tweet. It's like, any random hot girl in high school tweeting jokes cuz guys who want to fuck her tell her that she is funny

@averycox78cox

2 rollerboogie 2016-04-10

Well he stole his wife from Bobcat, so it's not unlike her to cheat on dudes and bail.

1 AngeloMacon 2016-04-10

Pretty sure Bobcat left her for another woman?

2 destinyaltboy 2016-04-10

Maybe she just literally writes it down.

9 TriangleDimes 2016-04-10

Dear everyone. Despite what you think, comics on Twitter do NOT need to get thicker skin. You however, need to stop being an asshole

I never worry if the crowd will laugh.They will. It's about the space.Sharing pauses between our breaths. OUR breath

Finally! I have now opened my chain of 97 cent stores across from 99 cent stores.

what the fuck happened

7 t8c 2016-04-10

He should have went the Billy West route with cartoon voices instead of boring standup with brilliant impressions.

5 Throwaway19868 2016-04-10

So he's going to start referring to his act as "stand with" because what he's doing is more profound then "stand up". Is he prepping for a Christopher Guest movie?

5 littlepeteferguson 2016-04-10

He's a pathological liar. What do you expect?

4 [deleted] 2016-04-10

He is such an odd man.

4 WalterNitty 2016-04-10

Who is this old gay phoney?

4 DoctorPainMD 2016-04-10

Is this dude Will Smiths other kid?

3 proto000 2016-04-10

I love how he always denies his wife hasnt messed uo her face with surgery. Look at it you fucking hack

3 Wsallgood 2016-04-10

She is transitioning into a platypus.

1 FaggotBannedKeith 2016-04-10

Is he opening for Dave Coulier nowadays?

1 ChurchOfBaldOpie 2016-04-10

Considering that I've actually heard Dave's name mentioned this decade, and fuller house, I'm guessing he is a bigger star at least. Probably deservedly so

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