I'm an actual native American. Not some Greek with 1/32 Cherokee. I'm a card-carrying member of the Oglala Sioux tribe. My mother grew up on a reservation without running water. I am as close to Tonto as you can get in 2016.
Do you know how many times I've voiced displeasure over the misrepresentation of my people? Zero. Why? Because sticks and stones, nigga.
Plus, fat shit literally said nothing derogatory. Now excuse me while I get tipsy on cheap liquor and cry a single tear over litter.
if there are pesky pockets of shiny ore that seem to rise to the surface and make the land difficult to farm, i might be willing to thrown in some wheat flour and lard.
Im a card carrying Yurok tribe member and I keep it a secret as much as possible. Aside from fishing, my Tribe lives off growing marijuana and manufacturing meth. Our tribe leader (who is my cousin) just resigned because people discovered he murdered his infant daughter as a sacrifice to the gods back in the 80's. Being native in 2016 is legitimately embarrassing and I would never wish it upon anybody.
Yeah. It's basically your reservation ID. Most reservations are exempt from certain fish and game laws so tribal police will patrol around fishing spots checking IDs. It's also how you collect health care and any other benefits which change from tribe to tribe. And yes tribal police are a real thing on reservations, and yes they unfortunately mostly just harass whites.
"Sticks and stones, nigga" said the seminal to the run away slave when he asked what they wil use in the stalking and attack of Major Dade in central FL.
I'm now 100% convinced I can do stand up, if this drec is killing. I'm not afraid to go up on stage in front of 50 +people and bomb. That's half of the shows I played with my old band. I feel like That's one thing that stands in the average persons way
This is the most motivating video I've seen all day. I can probably accomplish something this year if this long haired cadence hack can get stage time.
if there are pesky pockets of shiny ore that seem to rise to the surface and make the land difficult to farm, i might be willing to thrown in some wheat flour and lard.
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55 7722_ResedaBoulevard 2016-04-10
I'm an actual native American. Not some Greek with 1/32 Cherokee. I'm a card-carrying member of the Oglala Sioux tribe. My mother grew up on a reservation without running water. I am as close to Tonto as you can get in 2016.
Do you know how many times I've voiced displeasure over the misrepresentation of my people? Zero. Why? Because sticks and stones, nigga.
Plus, fat shit literally said nothing derogatory. Now excuse me while I get tipsy on cheap liquor and cry a single tear over litter.
19 balderoonus 2016-04-10
I've got some spare blankets if you want one...
20 7722_ResedaBoulevard 2016-04-10
Yeah, but I only have acres and acres of land to trade for it.
5 MrKrinkel 2016-04-10
That's a shame. Throw in some beads and you got a deal
2 blackirishlad 2016-04-10
if there are pesky pockets of shiny ore that seem to rise to the surface and make the land difficult to farm, i might be willing to thrown in some wheat flour and lard.
11 MR_BUCKETS 2016-04-10
Im a card carrying Yurok tribe member and I keep it a secret as much as possible. Aside from fishing, my Tribe lives off growing marijuana and manufacturing meth. Our tribe leader (who is my cousin) just resigned because people discovered he murdered his infant daughter as a sacrifice to the gods back in the 80's. Being native in 2016 is legitimately embarrassing and I would never wish it upon anybody.
5 satsamsit 2016-04-10
Yurok Army, nigga!
2 FrunkisOA 2016-04-10
Do they literally give cards out? Genuinely curious.
3 MR_BUCKETS 2016-04-10
Yeah. It's basically your reservation ID. Most reservations are exempt from certain fish and game laws so tribal police will patrol around fishing spots checking IDs. It's also how you collect health care and any other benefits which change from tribe to tribe. And yes tribal police are a real thing on reservations, and yes they unfortunately mostly just harass whites.
2 FrunkisOA 2016-04-10
Interesting, yeah I don't know why I was surprised about the card now that you spell it out.
5 EskimoEscrow 2016-04-10
I like you
4 stinkskc 2016-04-10
Too many white people do rep the 1/32 native American Bullshit all the time.
How many times do people tell you, hey I'm Indian too?
2 John_Gulbunny 2016-04-10
It is a pretty funny joke too, the whole point of him going off about the Indians is because goodfellas got beaten by dances with Wolves at the oscars
2 TakesTheWrongSideGuy 2016-04-10
You mean you don't agree with Jimmy and think the Redskins should change their name?
1 SlurpeeMolot 2016-04-10
Which brand of hairspray tastes the best?
-1 SirWallaceII 2016-04-10
"Sticks and stones, nigga" said the seminal to the run away slave when he asked what they wil use in the stalking and attack of Major Dade in central FL.
-4 LiberalPussy 2016-04-10
Fuck you, prairie nigger.
8 MR_BUCKETS 2016-04-10
We prefer Forest Mexicans, it's more PC.
40 K1bbler 2016-04-10
Chief dances with bombs
3 halliswasted 2016-04-10
this made me laugh
3 A_Faulty_Robot 2016-04-10
LLLLLLLLLLIine of the day!
17 stinkskc 2016-04-10
I'm now 100% convinced I can do stand up, if this drec is killing. I'm not afraid to go up on stage in front of 50 +people and bomb. That's half of the shows I played with my old band. I feel like That's one thing that stands in the average persons way
I can't believe the laughs she's getting.
4 zmontoya 2016-04-10
They fucking gave just the words "granny panties" a 10.
15 cbanks420lol 2016-04-10
Why are women so unfunny? It bothers me.
-7 [deleted] 2016-04-10
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6 [deleted] 2016-04-10
Ugh.
-3 [deleted] 2016-04-10
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3 slyburgaler 2016-04-10
Yuck
10 SickleSellout 2016-04-10
More like Adrianne Chippah tsss tsss.
8 Wellshiteinabucket 2016-04-10
You can't be funny if you have topics you consider "too far"
7 thissiteruinedme 2016-04-10
Just a chance to talk about themselves.
7 EskimoEscrow 2016-04-10
Comedy is dying. How on earth are people laughing at this unfunny shit.
3 4_leaf_tbag 2016-04-10
Bitch has a big back.
2 strappingyoungladdie 2016-04-10
She isn't THAT good. I would hardly say she killed
2 TakeMeXenu 2016-04-10
I went in with an open mind and gave it an honest shot. Had to close out at 17 seconds.
1 spinuch 2016-04-10
This is the most motivating video I've seen all day. I can probably accomplish something this year if this long haired cadence hack can get stage time.
5 MrKrinkel 2016-04-10
That's a shame. Throw in some beads and you got a deal
2 blackirishlad 2016-04-10
if there are pesky pockets of shiny ore that seem to rise to the surface and make the land difficult to farm, i might be willing to thrown in some wheat flour and lard.