what are you, a fucking statistician? suck my dick

There's one.

you're not wrong

Do you guys ever just walk around new york and do math problems?

He's like rain man.

I was diagnosed with two bad knees and a dream of becoming a baseball player.

And?

It's still real to me dammit!

I have ahbd.

I see you're cured.

Oh yeah!? Well they forgot to put "p-i-d" on your headphones!!

My mates stunning wife once hugged me so i kept my hands stiff by my sides to stop myself feeling her up. So i think i'm autistic. I then went home and had a great wank

Can't be too bad if you at least waited till you were home

I'm a doctor and I'm officially diagnosing all 13,442 members of this sub with acute onset AIDS up the butt.

13,443 you mean.

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You must have forgotten....Dr. Small and Dr. Metzger have diagnosed all of us. Comedians are just like doctors. You're a civilian...you wouldn't understand.

dwww dww fawking homerun Mickerson

I've got OCD.

I've got OCD.

I've got OCD.

Yeee Haw!!! one-two-three-four

I like black chicks.

Is that one?

Yes.

damn

Does alcoholism count?

Generalized Anxiety Disorder, Obsessive Compulsive Disorder, Agoraphobia, Social Anxiety Disorder, Alcohol Abuse and Cannabis Abuse is what the psych doc diagnosed me with. Pretty sure I have Borderline Personality Disorder as well.

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Maybe you just have Munchhausen

Nah, if I was faking it, I'd pretend to have full blown psychosis, not this faggot Anxiety shit.

Do you always list them in that particular order?

Major Depressive Disorder and a lifetime of substance abuse.

I was born with SIDS

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You were born with sideburns?

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adhd

What an autistic thing to ask.

I'm not telling you if I have any mental problems. I'm not either.

I know the panera menu backwards and forwards

tss doctor says ive got ASS-burgers lol

Not me. But I only have 1 ear.

With the state of shows, stop bragging.

I had a Zima once. I enjoyed it.

I'm probably riding the spectrum

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I'm actually retarded, here's a pic of me at work

Hi Mike!

Probably somewhere on the spectrum

I've got cauliflower ears and I'm pretty aggressive and hostile but no real mental deficiencies to note.

Mental Illness, yes. Autism, no.

Present

I think I might have a touch of autism. Just a taste though.

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I'm a Rich Vos-like ball of anxiety. I'm not Fez-level yet, though.

Just ADD. The HPV of mental illness.

396! Daffinitely 396!

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my condition was classified as "complicated bewilderment."

Major Depression, Anxiety and a dependence on marijuana.

Chronic depression (that's what the voices keeps telling me atleast)

Bob Crane from Hogans Heroes had his skull caved in with a tripod while having rough sex with a drifter.

Question answered.

I don't like it here. The medicine isn't working I wanna go home I don't like it here

Marijuana butter - Ehh I can't feel my own nose

I'm a bonified sperg the fam.

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I managed to find a crooked shrink who prescribed me the max dose of adderall for a while. He tried to put me on an SSRI too but I just threw that crap away.

bipolar

If anything I care too much

Bipolar. 4 pills a day to stay stable.

Never diagnosed but I'd say a combination of air pollution, alcoholism, and listening to O&A would put me on the spectrum.

Sorry, forgot where I am. NIGGER CUNT!

A whole two days of silence from Ant's twitter and we're having shitty threads like this already?

Oh stop, we get shitty threads all the time around here

Dad Lets Me Drive Slow On The Driveway. But Not On Monday, Definitely Not On Monday, I'm an excellent driver

does PTSD from killing the fuck out of muzzies count?

I was diagnosed with BJCS when I was a teenager, but its never really affected me and I live a fairly typical life.

You doing the slow game to fish out personal info for people?

I noticed a string of alot of personal fucking questions lately.

Hi Joe, won't work.

Fuck off you aspie, you are not wanted here.

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crickets from the hate brigade on this one.