The short answer is mental illness. I'm not even saying that as a joke. There is no other reason to have multiple accounts on Reddit, (which is shameful enough to have one account on this site), just so you can call a bunch of strangers you disagree with a "cuck" or "libtard", or what-have-you. Really, what can one possibly get out of it and still be even somewhat sane or rational?

I hate myself for how much time I spend on here. I'm pretty fucked up. But creating multiple accounts to ambush people you disagree with who you don't even know is seriously batshit to me

I create throwaways so I can comment on rape porn and ask who the actress was, but I'm not messed up enough to do it to bash other users.

Mom?

What is it, son?

You weren't there…you weren't there for us…you just packed up and left. And you left us with him

Shit just got real...

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I'm not feeling very creative tonight.

Yeah, it sure did

Dirty Q-tip

There's no god damn way i'm googling "rape porn", but you mean like... roleplaying stuff right?

/r/strugglefucking

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(which is shameful enough to have one account on this site)

Yep, so true.

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I don't think I've ever seen such a lack of self-awareness. You need to see a psychiatrist. I'm not even kidding, you need help.

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He may be an obsessive fool, but you did name yourself after him. Think this through. Nigga, I'm trying to help you. This behavior isn't healthy. Do something else with your time. Play backgammon, fly a kite, jerk off to child porn--anything other than this malarkey.

I don't know if it's one person or many people, but it does surprise me how many people don't make fun of shadowkeith for posting to himself for a year to r/tacsuncensored. Even if you're on board with hating ant, that is just a trainwreck of mental illness.

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No, it's just you. It's obvious.

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Yeah, brotherman

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You replied to me and read my comments. So you do care what my thoughts are. :)

How do you know he is an inbred sandnigger? (I know you and I got off to a bad start, but I really think we're making progress).

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True, but how do you know that fellow is one?

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Fair enough, sir.

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Well I guess that's a reasonable response.

libtard cuck

I lol'd at that.

Using 'libtard cuck' at this point has to be like meta irony or something

Everyone reading this sub has mental illness.

Every time I see a poster like that, I imagine Harry Hater. I really, really think they just foam at the mouth and spittle those terms out, like 'libtard' and 'faggot' and such, with no thought other than 'THIS'LL OWN THOSE INTERNET LIBTARD FAGGOTS!'

I see far more people complaining about racism and "cons". I see far more actual comments of people that are sick of this Subreddits newly found SJW ways and yet they all get miraculously downvoted with very few comments that suggest otherwise.

I love the thread where they are pissed that people are attacking Ralphie May, yet the same people in this sub think they are justified in attacking anyone involved in O&A. This place really is starting to eat itself.

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It probably just passes time at truck stops

what-have-you

Language!

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Your -100 account proves my point, so good job validating my position. The fact that you took the time to scan my comments shows that I must have triggered your autism. Seriously, get help or just commit suicide. Either way you've made an ass out of yourself.

He did homework on /u/FatMustacheCunt haha. Cool schzio rant, so butthurt lol.

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I basically do nothing but call people cuck and libtard but only under one account

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Comment of the year

They're usually the mentally ill or the stormfront members. They're kind of like the Bobos and Stalker Pattis of this sub; in that it's hard to believe they actually listened to the show or found humor in it. There's like one guy that says he's doing a "Jocktober" of this sub. I'm pretty sure it's the same guy that stalks Danny, too.

As for the other question, what a horrifying thought. Further insight: even after we all die, the depravity and our endless mocking of Brother Joe will live on for eternity.

I have two accounts. One for posting specifically here and one for the rest of Reddit that I've used a lot less lately and has more of my personal info.

If anyone can tie this account to my real identity my life would be ruined. I will take no steps to address this.

Let me look into your history a little more and see who you REALLY are

My coworkers and loved ones know I like to wear dirty diapers around the house but I'd have to kill myself if they knew I was seeing Rich Vos at the Stress Factory April 21.

Sup erock

I got one just for my 100 porn subs and this one for normal stuff

What's a good porn sub?

Some crazy person made this index and search so you can find all the reddit porn. http://chaturbot.co/reddit_nsfw_index

http://chaturbot.co/reddit_nsfw_search

Wow thanks for this

r/lipsthatgrip

It's crazy I never even thought about this place to get porn, I usually go to different tubes, well there goes the rest of my night. Thanks

spankbang.com has a lot of good paysite HD vids too

/r/cottontails and /r/tanlines are my thang. I gotta fetish.

So cottontails are just bikini bottom tan lines I assume, man there are porn for any fetish

Yeah, it's hard to find porn for that specific thing but that sub comes close.

Edit: just tell me this isnt amazing - http://m.imgur.com/bf4PFIQ?r

Yeah the ass is amazing but I'm not into the tan lines but fuck it whatever gets you there. Edit: actually the thong ones are pretty sexy

I'm not into the thong tanlines, I like the whole ass to be white as a fish belly.

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Have you ever considered watching Gossip Girl? If you can put up with soap opera plot lines, there's an extreme amount of beautiful people in headbands.

We all know you're much more interested in what those lips are gripping homo

Dude I told you won, your better, smarter and richer than me I concede defeat to your mental illness. Thank god for the block feature.

i know it was pretty good, but he is definitely one of the more deranged mofos on here

r/torpedotits

I've seen 2 maybe 3 distinct styles that repeat themselves in their new accounts. They occasionally talk to themselves and they're not nearly as subversive as their retard brain makes them think they are. People here make other people upset, and sometimes you make a mentally ill person really upset and they make 20 something accounts about you. Happens, it's mildly amusing and their mouth foaming rage should be continued to be poked.

Just like your alt account /u/kaswheel that you were using to make it look like someone was defending you when people were making fun of your autism. It was so obvious that reddit admins suspended the account after I reported you.

Snitch

I have you tagged as stalker and on ignore. The grudges the mentally ill here hold is displayed perfectly, so it's good to see u still mad, bitch.

The only stalker here is you with your creepy private message harrassments.

You have no problem with pointing out other peoples mental illness when it's obvious there is something very wrong with you. You reply to nearly every post on the sub, you harass other users and you use alt accounts to downvote other people when they upset you.

He didn't say mad enough times.

Tldr; u mad, grudge holding bitch.

You are embarrassed and acting like he is mad. Stop plz.

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The fact that he remembers me and continues to follow me around is proof enough that he's mad - I don't even remember him.

How can one be embarrassed about a post that's on ignore? Reading comprehension, you alt account fag.

If that's the case then you were replying to comments that you blocked. Your mental health is looking increasingly questionable the more you post.

Just pointing out what I saw. Stop being so paranoid.

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My breakdown of your mentally ill ways got to you lol.

You're so butthurt.

This gentleman, u/ShadovvbannedKeithM, is basically the exact type of user the OP was talking about--and presto, the retardation manifested into an ass.

Yeah, I was completely expecting him to make a reply at some point considering OP and I were talking about him lol. His foaming at the mouth schizo rage won't allow him to not comment. I take this as an acknowledgment that he's ill.

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libtard cuck

Ugh.

grudge holing bitch

Shit spelling faggot.

U mad.

I'm still not sure what to make of you, you are a lightning rod for the craziest of crazy on this sub.

Yup, like I said, the mentally ill should be poked. Though I'm not quite as good as the guy that's got a thousand parody accounts based on him.

Thank you Sir. True shit seams to harm the most.

He's clearly one of them.

if you listen to the people like samcro joe or cuck metzger it's only like 100 guys with 1000s of Alts. There are a couple of fucking severely mental fucks with a lot of Alts but I think most are just normal creeps trying to make each other laugh

I think I saw a guy arguing with himself under 2 different handles the other night. He forgot and responded with the wrong one. They/he was arguing about whether or not Kurt stinks I believe.

I wish you had a link

https://www.reddit.com/r/opieandanthony/comments/4dsgmo/the_bonfire_talks_about_soders_appearance_in_the/d1uf3ad

First /u/littlecommakim writes a generic fuck-all-of-you comment.

Then /u/srb9586 replies flippantly ("oh hello kurt") and they argue back and forth.

But at the same time, the OP of the thread says something to littlecommakim, and srb9586 responds as though it's directed at him.

I guess he could've just been confused, and responded to the wrong person, what the hell do I know? You kids with your clever user names and your game boys.

Halfway through chronicling an internet fight about a podcast, it occurred to me that perhaps I am the autist.

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Lol yeah I'm trying to figure it out, funny read though

On your side question - yes. But r/opieandanthony is the least of my worries.

your parents?

Confirmed OP still lives at home hahahah

i'm sorry, i shouldnt have been mean

i make fun of and am mean to others because I hate myself

"other random no ones who are just as confused as everyone else."

Hey fuck you too buddy!

"Do you ever worry about dying while your computer is still logged in. And the shame your parents would have while discovering your internet life."

No because I'm a grown man and haven't lived with my parents in like 15 years.

You're not missing out on anything don't be in a rush. Take advantage of your parents being part of your life and learn from them. You never really understand until you are one. They have your best interest at heart so listen to them. I feel like such a fag now.

Heyheyheyheyhey! Genuine human emotion will not be tolerated here!

As you should

Do you ever worry about dying while your computer is still logged in. And the shame your parents would have while discovering your internet life. I am not proud of myself

Yes. In particular when I have about 10 Pornhub tabs open with "skinny redhead anal huge cock amateur" in the search field.

He was such a nice boy

This sub just had a moment of clarity.

You can tell he started with a certain structure: This alt is assigned DaveNone, this one ShadowBannedKeithM, KennethFresno, etc.

He has a notebook full of crayon-scrawled personal details fished from hours worth of post-history hunting.

Then the rageoholisim needs its fix and he becomes a blithering, shit-posting mess: Repeating and exaggerating details because the doxxing wasn't substantial.

If I die I'm taking my laptop with me

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Well it's pretty clear by this point that shadowbannedkeithm is a 35 yr old Hispanic that lives with his parents and has a part time job assisting ie "grooming" Oakland inner-city youth.

So.. we can see how many alt accounts he has by watching the negative karma go up. The higher the negative = + -2 the alt accounts.

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You start with +1 karma, 1st down vote 0, 2nd -1, etc

You are a queer in the purest sense

Ummm, thanks? Considering you're a shadowbanned faggot ball muncher, take this I'm accepted in your squad now.

You do understand this ends in your suicide don't you? All your doing by coming here is wrecking your already extremely low self-esteem. I would suggest you leave here and try to smile.

He logged into his alt to reply lol

Is this quay for real? He's talking down others while rage obsessing about a former shock jock craterface old guinea in rehab 3,000 miles away. I would certainly go for the entire bottle of Tylenol to chug before spam posting on reddit. Where did these creeps come from?

Is this quay for real? He's talking down others while rage obsessing about a former shock jock craterface old guinea in rehab 3,000 miles away. I would certainly go for the entire bottle of Tylenol to chug before spam posting on reddit. Where did these creeps come from?

He logged into his alt to reply lol

This gentleman, u/ShadovvbannedKeithM, is basically the exact type of user the OP was talking about--and presto, the retardation manifested into an ass.

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