Are there any progressive pot smoking college drop-out comedians out there who aren't completely useless fucks?

0  2016-04-08 by Ant_Sucks

11 comments

13  takyon_deathyon 2016-04-08

"Female Comedian" has to be the easiest profession in the history of labor. You don't even have to be funny anymore, or even try to be funny. They're pretty much just "Left-Wing Politically Correct Communication Specialists".

11  BoardroomBimmy 2016-04-08

Yeah. Stretch your cuntlips over the threshhold and use your Bruno Sammartino-like torso to iron it out you jewy bitch.

1  Cyb3rg0d 2016-04-08

This Bruno sammartino reference actually made me laugh, and I'm not sure I've ever actually laughed at an Internet comment before

1  BoardroomBimmy 2016-04-08

You never forget your first, babe ;)

7  cstack18 2016-04-08

Slow news day huh?

2  TweetPoster 2016-04-08

@SarahKSilverman:

2016-04-07 05:48:07 UTC

The floor of my apartment is higher than the floor in the hallway & everyone trips when they walk in IS THERE A PRODUCT OR TRICK TO FIX?

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2  MandrakesLeg 2016-04-08

tsss floor yuma

1  TheFans4Life 2016-04-08

Christ, shut up sarah.

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2  Ant_Sucks 2016-04-08

I watched it. It was creepy. She spoke like she was speaking to children. She also had that vaseline-on-the-lens look that they used to use back in the 70s to soften out wrinkles.

1  majestik6 2016-04-08

These are the types of problems you should have even you're a broke college student. She's what, 45?

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-3  PacificRingSports 2016-04-08

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How would you fix the situation in Australia Ant_Sucks since the enormous termites would eat the oak reducer strip in minutes?