The new Big Bad in the Rogue One Trailer...

39  2016-04-08 by bbjon113

16 comments

Millenium Falcone

Flying around, avoiding detection from the Galactic Empire, while still masterfully hitting the post on the Catina Song.

I need to see this photoshop

I'll see your Luke Cakestomper and raise you one Emperor Peckahtine:

http://imgur.com/lwepSPR

He made Anthony use his hate.

I present to you Bobo Fett.

http://i.imgur.com/rVNE8Op.jpg

Pith

Perfect, Falcone the Pith Lord.

Vurry good

Perfection.

Glorious.

His balls are Deathstars.

ME: Where ya at with the Palpatine?

The rebellion wouldn't be able to stand against Darth Falcone.

The trailer was boring. Why is the lead another super skilled chick who's bad at acting? Where are the modern day Linda Hamilton's and Sigournay Weavers?

Because affirmative action.

Same reason the new movie looked like a Benetton ad.