It's to improve his grip on his quickly slipping youth.

He's like 38. That shit slipped a fell down a fucking well a long time ago.

It's called a mid life crisis

Mid dice crisis

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Simple: because he's an asshole

Giving strange men handjobs is awkward if you leave the fingertips on.

He's got a brand. Like you see him written up as 'the rock and roll comic' and it's never Jay Oakerson it's always "Big Jay Oakerson." It's smart I guess but yeah it's fucking corny.

He still thinks he is opening for Korn.

He may be funny, but he suffers from "trying to hard" syndrome. He really has shitty tastes in music and has zero fashion sense. He's become an A-list comic now so none of his friends will tell him how fucking ridiculous he looks with those stupid mittens on. He's really good with crowd work, however his Dave Attel impression is spot on.

He's still playing chuckle huts on weekends. He's more a "B-" level comedian...if Burr/Regan/Maniscalco are "A" listers playing theatres.

A-List comic? Norton isn't even an A-List comic.

A list comic. Kevin Hart, Chris Rock, and Louie.

I'd throw Amy in there now. very funny name, by the way.

They shit on them a lot though....

At least he cut that horrible hair.

I mean it's not like people don't make fun of him for it, Ron used to always ride him about them. He even stopped for a bit when he cut his hair, but they're back. Love Jay but he's a fashion cornball.

Bobby Kelly calls them his mittens.

Because he is a douche

He's a tough guy. That's why his press photo is him holding a sledge hammer over his shoulders and he wears fingerless gloves because he's from the street. Whoa...don't mess with this guy!

Also it diverts your attention away from the fact he's a hack who stole Dave Attell's persona and act.

Between the gloves, nose ring and gay clothes, he really dresses like a douche.

So he can properly finger buttholes on the fly

He's got horrible burn scars from all that hot sauce he's slathered his tacos in over the years.

I like Jay. Hes a funny fucker but those gloves are DAHUUUUUCHHEEEEYYYY

He gets bashed for them all the time but laughs it off and still wears them. So he either likes it or it is part of his brand, either way who gives a shit

why does Dice wear them?

It's just his thing man. Like talking about TFing and big hogs. Just his thing. If you don't like it I don't know what to say to you dude.

Well I assumed it was because everything on his hands except for the fingers got cold.

Because he is a Dice wannabe douche.

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Why does anyone wear anything? He likes them I guess. Are you a fashionista? Jesus, adult men talking about what other adult men wear. Why not get a rent boy to suck your dick and save yourself the stress.

A criticism followed by a suggestion. The perfect comment

Because he is trying to do the "dangerous comic" thing.

Hes going to detention at Shermer High School, Shermer illinois... 60062

Short answer? He's an attention seeking faggot clinging to his youthful days as a rebellious "outsider maaaaan".

Kevin Owens should sue Big Jay Oakerson for gimmick infringement.

For the same reason he decided to add an adjective into his own name. He's an insecure jerk off who needs to stand out from everyone else.

Hel likes his date's dressed in leather

Dave Smith was able to negotiate a clause in his contract where 'Big' fingers his pooper on a weekly basis.

Rock and roll

The hideous birthmark would be a huge improvement. Cutting his hands off would be an improvement on fingerless cloves. Even a toddler could tell you that.