Facing two years on a strangulation charge will make you try crazy shit.

He's only gonna live 6 more years because 6 is afraid of 7, because 7 8 9. Fag.

buried that cocksucka.

Waking up hungover in a Manhattan hotel room clutching a nude transgender teen probably lead to some self-reflection

He should just sell the compound and move to the deep south where they're more tolerant of his views.

The deep south is not tolerant of colored folk though. Anthony can't belong.

That's actually a very good point.

To stay out of prison

geez, did u have to predict the year of his death...

exactly, bleed out due to cirrhosis like a real man

Mr. Half Glass Empty over here, amirite guys?

57 years young*

To beat a fucking conviction and keep his guns, dude. Get with the program.

People think it's to look better for his court case but the truth is his entire family was really disappointed in him about the whole tranny thing. He explained it away as happening during a particularly bad bender. But they wouldn't let it go. They were worried it would happen again next bender, only maybe it would her even worse.

He is going to rehab to get them off his back about gay stuff.

Any reason at all for us to believe that?

She has a cock.

What I mean is, how does some random reddit user know how his family reacted?

It's not a random user, we're on /r/opieandanthony if it's not true yet I'm sure the sub will make it true by tweets and emails

Oh literal CiderGnome.

Really.. We're just now asking this question!!

could of done a Lady di and waited until his brain melted

Court-ordered.

Guns R fun no matter the age

Agreed but the recluse never packs up, gears out and enjoys them. Too busy with his Oculus Rift bullshit in a pretend reality. Kinda like ... oh fuck kinda like what I'm doing right now.

Court order

fa la la la la

Had to go to rehab FA LA LA LA LA!

Celebrities although using that word loosely with Ant, can get out of jail by doing rehab in a lot of cases. If he was a regular schmoe he'd be sent to the gallows.

I don't think his odds of jail were ever very high. DVs rarely convict.

Definitely not court ordered. My guess is his attorney strongly suggests it for future court appearances.

Court ordered implies its replacing jail time. It's not court ordered and he could possibly still do time.

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On his deathbed Antony will reveal thats Erock is his trueborn son.

Loads of 18 year old heroin addict/cutters.

It's court ordered. WHere have you been?

I think his guns are a done deal for him but 30 days in rehab will probably save him from 3 -6 months jail time. Ant is deathly afraid of being stuck where the people know the type of person he is and where he doesn't have his guns to use as intimidation.

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Upvoted no doubt. He's going to waste a good two years of his finite lifespan instead of takin the hit and enjoying what's left. Excellent post; 9/10; will read again.

Maybe it's because you reply to every fucking post, and everyone else is tired of seeing your stupid faggot name.

Might be you dumb cunt. However as I sit here and spend my convalescence with not much else to do I decided to hop on here and interact. Not with you obviously - cause you're a fucking under educated GED asshole on yet another alt account. Believe it or not there are actual some smart funny people on here. It's a message board dipshit; build for communication. I'll reply to whatever tickles my nuts at the time. So that being said please go fuck your mother. Stupid whiney twat.

You're a paranoid schizophrenic.

You'll have to do better than that. Now stop bothering me I'm Skyping with your mom and she's about to tool herself with a 10" black dildo. I don't want to miss it.

Better than what? You're clearly a confused old man who thinks people are after him, when in reality you're just universally loathed by all who come across you.

Naw see you got it all wrong. I just hate you. Everyone else has been all good; you're just a fuckin cunt. Nice racist posts also. I'd love to see you back that up IRL.

Shut up, nigger. Everyone downvotes you all the time for a reason.

Nice. You bigoted racist fucktard. I like this one as well -

"–]HookerMouth82 0 points 3 days ago*

It's mostly racism that makes me feel this way. I dislike the way negroes speak; I find them to be dull and uneducated. I'd rather hear them play instruments or sing."

You really slayed the sub with that one.

Are you seriously getting mad at racism? This is why everyone hates redditors/niggers.

Nope. I just hate you. And based on your comment history so does everyone else.

: ^ )

Good job cycling thru the two accounts by the way Pete. I'll bet you jerk yourself off to completion at light speed as well.

All of my alt accounts end in 82. They are /u/smokepants82 and /u/blackgirl82

Nice try with the paranoia tho. Maybe it's time to accept that everyone thinks you're dumb.

I got one account and this is it. Cause I ain't some weak little faggot hiding. I'm right here. Right fuckin here. We done yet?

I'm not hiding, either. Look at the last time I even used those accounts, you silly shine.

Why would I bother? Too busy having real conversations. Your just a distraction now.

And yet, you still reply, because you're a paranoid idiot.

This is the lamest argument I've ever seen. There's not going to be a winner here.

It's not an argument, just two retards flinging shit at each other.

Eh, tomato tomato

brigading alt faggots. For what Johnny... FOR WHAT?

Definitely not court ordered. My guess is his attorney strongly suggests it for future court appearances.

Celebrities although using that word loosely with Ant, can get out of jail by doing rehab in a lot of cases. If he was a regular schmoe he'd be sent to the gallows.

fa la la la la

Court ordered implies its replacing jail time. It's not court ordered and he could possibly still do time.

That's actually a very good point.

Better than what? You're clearly a confused old man who thinks people are after him, when in reality you're just universally loathed by all who come across you.

All of my alt accounts end in 82. They are /u/smokepants82 and /u/blackgirl82

Nice try with the paranoia tho. Maybe it's time to accept that everyone thinks you're dumb.

I'm not hiding, either. Look at the last time I even used those accounts, you silly shine.

And yet, you still reply, because you're a paranoid idiot.