Someone called me gay so I made sure to make a huge announcement that though there is nothing wrong with being gay I definitely am not gay. So stop saying I'm gay. I'm not.
I don't want you all to discriminate against gays so that's why I think its super important to be nice to them. It's just that I'm not one of them. Not that there's anything wrong with that but seriously you guys I'm not a queer.
Someone needs to tell that greedy hog to pay back the $100,000 she stole and learn some portion control
Like Norm Macdonald saying how it's odd that Liberal/Lefties are all for gay rights, yet they will try and slander a Republican by calling him gay or trying to out him.
His other bit on gays is one of my favorites. Where he talks about how people are "proud of their gay son" and he talks about how it's weird to be proud that your son is sucking cocks and taking it in the ass.
Exactly. I agree with her that a size 8 isn't really plus-size, but no fuckin way she's an 8 unless she's shoppin at the fat lady stores where they bump all the sizes down so bigguns can feel better.
I stick to my theory that her assistants buy her the size 16 to wear and a size 6 for other reasons. They take the tag out of the 6 and sew it into the size 16 and BAM fat girl Amy is a size 6.
You know why you never hear Melissa McCarthy get into all this shit? Because she's funny. Same reason Mac DeMarco has to shove drum sticks up his ass and give out his home address meanwhile J.Mascis has been a catatonic mute since 1989.
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34 Ant_Sucks 2016-04-07
Someone called me gay so I made sure to make a huge announcement that though there is nothing wrong with being gay I definitely am not gay. So stop saying I'm gay. I'm not.
I don't want you all to discriminate against gays so that's why I think its super important to be nice to them. It's just that I'm not one of them. Not that there's anything wrong with that but seriously you guys I'm not a queer.
Someone needs to tell that greedy hog to pay back the $100,000 she stole and learn some portion control
15 SHUT_UP_STUPID 2016-04-07
Like Norm Macdonald saying how it's odd that Liberal/Lefties are all for gay rights, yet they will try and slander a Republican by calling him gay or trying to out him.
10 Xtaline 2016-04-07
His other bit on gays is one of my favorites. Where he talks about how people are "proud of their gay son" and he talks about how it's weird to be proud that your son is sucking cocks and taking it in the ass.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iX_gUQeZcB8
1 Redditguise 2016-04-07
Any idea where I can find that?
3 SHUT_UP_STUPID 2016-04-07
Look up norm macdonald god and gays on youtube a 12 min video
13 suchanjv 2016-04-07
Just read that article for the first time;
GQ: "When you were young, you had a whole unusual fondness for shoplifting, didn't you?"
Amy: "Is it unusual? Actually, I think it's pretty typical of white girls."
Why would she have to say specifically 'white' girls?
It's like she's trying too hard to not look racist but comes off as a moron.
10 [deleted] 2016-04-07
Black girls don't have the mental complexity to inspire shoplifting. It just never occurs to them because . . wait . .
She's a fatter Joe Cumia with a Halloween mask face.
3 Superbad415 2016-04-07
Not shoplifting if they're using a gun...savages
2 age_of_cage 2016-04-07
She's clearly implying white girls go through a phase of doing it for lulz but non-whites approach it as a permanent career, the racist fat bitch.
3 Lobstrich 2016-04-07
What's the 100 grand thing? Also, you do seem a little gay.
8 RearNakedGrope 2016-04-07
She shoplifted $100,000 worth of shit and got off for it cuz her uncle's a senator.
3 Ant_Sucks 2016-04-07
She stole over $100,000 worth of stuff during her 5 year shoplifting phase.
http://www.gq.com/story/amy-schumer-comedy-boot-camp-shoplifting-black-eyes
2 RearNakedGrope 2016-04-07
Ahh, I thought it would be crazy to do all at once.
1 [deleted] 2016-04-07
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15 GleepGlorpFloopdedoo 2016-04-07
Bullshit she's a size 6-8. There's no way that's possible.
30 WPHDstuntboy 2016-04-07
She meant it takes 6-8 tarps to cover most of her surface area.
5 Houghton91 2016-04-07
You see i was going with a 6-8 man tent.
1 mintwaltman 2016-04-07
100 MENT!
15 MartyAtThePoonTower 2016-04-07
Exactly. I agree with her that a size 8 isn't really plus-size, but no fuckin way she's an 8 unless she's shoppin at the fat lady stores where they bump all the sizes down so bigguns can feel better.
7 DaveNone 2016-04-07
I stick to my theory that her assistants buy her the size 16 to wear and a size 6 for other reasons. They take the tag out of the 6 and sew it into the size 16 and BAM fat girl Amy is a size 6.
Also I heard that /u/Ant_Sucks is gay
2 Ant_Sucks 2016-04-07
I'm not. There's nothing wrong with being gay but I assure you I am not a fatty cockfiend
14 Tom_Stall 2016-04-07
She's a size 68? That seems smaller than I expected.
3 sanfrancisco69er 2016-04-07
the dash mark was a typo
3 RaqioFan 2016-04-07
Her waist might be 6 or 8 but her arms and thighs are definitely 20+
3 stinkskc 2016-04-07
Lol some reporter on the Fox 5 a few nights ago said she was a 4
4 GleepGlorpFloopdedoo 2016-04-07
Yeah maybe in leap sizes.
ah-boo
6 aprosbro 2016-04-07
You know why you never hear Melissa McCarthy get into all this shit? Because she's funny. Same reason Mac DeMarco has to shove drum sticks up his ass and give out his home address meanwhile J.Mascis has been a catatonic mute since 1989.
2 HookerMouth82 2016-04-07
Mac DeMarco makes some good tunes. Of course he's not as good as Dinosaur Jr, but not many people are.
1 mrwienerdog 2016-04-07
Plus one for the J Mascis love. The fucking best.
1 [deleted] 2016-04-07
I can't believe she already has another movie coming out.
1 LarryNozowitz 2016-04-07
5 DRIPSCBW 2016-04-07
https://youtu.be/EHyadlNZnDY?t=10s
2 ImIndignant 2016-04-07
How come Q Lazzarus doesn't get more recognition for making people okay with the idea of transexuals? Nobody gave a shit if "Q" was a man or a woman, "Goodbye Horses" is a great song. https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=2&v=wJAp_fh1Fok
4 rahhhbert 2016-04-07
Funny how she's all about body positivity yet complains about being called something like this that's true.
2 [deleted] 2016-04-07
Doubtful.
1 cottonsweatpants 2016-04-07
She looked extremely thin in Jim's cartoon.
1 Zombied77 2016-04-07
She's an asshole.