Opie. Hot wife, 7 million dollar apartment in one of trumps buildings, steady job doing what you like. He might be a total fucking hack but what kind of fucking question is this? Seriously? Big A is a tard with no money, rotten mouth, and is probably a virgin.
Yeah pretty easy question. Especially if you get to keep your own mind. Physically I wouldn't be all that psyched to be the opester, but that salary could buy you hair, a breast reduction, and those non-distressed regular jeans that grown-ups wear.
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10 TakesTheWrongSideGuy 2016-04-07
Opie. Hot wife, 7 million dollar apartment in one of trumps buildings, steady job doing what you like. He might be a total fucking hack but what kind of fucking question is this? Seriously? Big A is a tard with no money, rotten mouth, and is probably a virgin.
2 goldstandard32 2016-04-07
I thought a lot of people would've said Big A but I'm with you brotherman
2 packitchofsositch 2016-04-07
Corpses don't count?
Yeah pretty easy question. Especially if you get to keep your own mind. Physically I wouldn't be all that psyched to be the opester, but that salary could buy you hair, a breast reduction, and those non-distressed regular jeans that grown-ups wear.
0 OARedditLivesMatter 2016-04-07
Name holds true...
2 TakesTheWrongSideGuy 2016-04-07
Not this time. Who in the fuck would want to be Big A?
3 Really_Big_Dummy 2016-04-07
Looks like we've replaced O and A with O or A ! ZING
1 [deleted] 2016-04-07
I like this.
2 stinkskc 2016-04-07
Opie for the money alone is good enough reason
2 Tippy_toms_corpse 2016-04-07
Big A. He has a cool song.
1 [deleted] 2016-04-07
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2 TakesTheWrongSideGuy 2016-04-07
Not this time. Who in the fuck would want to be Big A?