Imagine you're 19 years old and in rehab.
66 2016-04-07 by JoeCumiaSr
And a 57 year old alcoholic lady up on felony strangulation charges is tweeting that she's in love with you.
66 2016-04-07 by JoeCumiaSr
And a 57 year old alcoholic lady up on felony strangulation charges is tweeting that she's in love with you.
46 comments
49 IggysGlove 2016-04-07
She probably legit gagged herself with a spoon. Omg, so grodie!
20 OCaptain1 2016-04-07
At least she's not cooking with it.
5 I_AM_DB_Cooper_AMA 2016-04-07
Just for today.
1 blaid2012 2016-04-07
Or yesterday
1 [deleted] 2016-04-07
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48 kurtwise09 2016-04-07
why don't you ask Norton, he imagined that he was in rehab at 19.
24 mesobuku 2016-04-07
Well, if there was any doubt that Ant truly is a piece of shit...
17 Macbettz 2016-04-07
I am picturing the girl in Breaking Bad that Jessie was in love with. Now imagine Walter White lying next to her in bed instead but acting like immature Jessie.
6 NortheastPhilly 2016-04-07
Im picturing the crack whore that rides Jesses cock in the first season in that dingy hotel
3 [deleted] 2016-04-07
Just screaming 40 year old references and going on racial diatribes.
2 Dennyislife 2016-04-07
Opie stands and laughs in a over the top way when Ant starts choking on tranny cock
9 goutastic 2016-04-07
And she's stronger than you and she looks like the Crypt Keeper.
6 packitchofsositch 2016-04-07
Why can't I stop chuckling at the thought of a "Strong Crypt Keeper"
6 goutastic 2016-04-07
Like Skeletor. Very ugly in a skeletal/dead way, but surprisingly well muscled. And easily able to manhandle you into sex you want no part of. On top of this, you're sober while this is happening.
5 packitchofsositch 2016-04-07
Haha that might be it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4pfZzck-GQ
3 goutastic 2016-04-07
I'll drink your ass like wine? Goddamn. That was masterful.
8 stinkskc 2016-04-07
Haha when you put it that way
8 [deleted] 2016-04-07
I'd imagine you're pretty fucking excited because he's going to pay for you to get high and hang out in a nice house.
2 Dick_Kickass 2016-04-07
Yeah I was about to say, this girl is probably thinking 'jackpot'.
7 shinkleboutit 2016-04-07
She probably already got an iPad out of him.
3 PurpleKushGod420 2016-04-07
That was supposed to be for Bobo I thought...
1 [deleted] 2016-04-07
😕😕
6 stinkskc 2016-04-07
One thing about fucking a Junkie is, their pussys don't stay wet for very long.
7 cbanks420lol 2016-04-07
Amen. At least their ovaries are too dried out to get pregnant.
12 goutastic 2016-04-07
Dude. WRONG. Plenty of junkies get pregnant, stay pregnant and give birth to addicted babies. Take precautions always. Junkie girls have lots of other concerns besides birth control. Also: don't fucking have sex with junkies, man. They're usually not even into sex unless it's for drugs or money and if they're messed up, that's a massive consent issue. Have better sex, people!
3 cbanks420lol 2016-04-07
Oh trust me I've learned to stay away from them. I should probably get tested for AIDS though, Dallas Buyers Club scared the shit out of me.
3 [deleted] 2016-04-07
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1 CCRed95 2016-04-07
my mom does the foster care thing and we used to have plenty of crack/meth/heroin babies in our house. its rough as shit
1 DaveNone 2016-04-07
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GD6qtc2_AQA
-6 JesusLesnar 2016-04-07
lol captain faggot over here cares about junkie rape
7 goutastic 2016-04-07
I know. Only gay men care about women being raped. It's true.
5 JesusLesnar 2016-04-07
They're just jealous because raping men is harder
That's why they rape boys instead
7 stinkskc 2016-04-07
Yeah and they usually don't eat very much so that fucks with the pregnancy shit too
2 LiberalPussy 2016-04-07
Her womb is so polluted...
4 ehondaslaps 2016-04-07
Imagine you're a 19 year old girl that's addicted to heroin and you're in rehab with some desperate rich guy who is infatuated with you. It's why being a woman is so easy compared to the life of man.
3 brmlb 2016-04-07
Imagine you're 19 years old, in rehab, then you get completely sober, and 30 years later decide to start an advice show as the "addiction expert"
1 BoardroomBimmy 2016-04-07
Now that is ridiculous!
3 aprosbro 2016-04-07
Imagine you're 19 years old and in rehab so you can avoid 35 years of self sabotaging, self destructive, poisonous personal relationships and actions plus explosive rage disorders, racial paranoia, severe codependence and stunted emotional growth.
Whew, that was a close one.
3 CelticSabbath 2016-04-07
Imagine you weren't a fag.
2 [deleted] 2016-04-07
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2 threwnawayed 2016-04-07
Nothing is surprising here. I've completed 2 rehabs & everyone is fucking everyone in there. The 1st one was militant in keeping guys/gals sequestered & people were still getting it in. Also, once major dope withdrawal subsides the sex drive (at a negative value in active addiction) comesback in a big, big way for both sexes.
2 BoardroomBimmy 2016-04-07
Imagine you're a 58 year old man who comes out of rehab realizing all of his problems stem from his repressed homosexuality!
1 Sicboy69 2016-04-07
Let's be honest if the 57yr old drunkard is halfway decent looking most 19yr old males will happily fuck her regardless if she's nuts.
1 [deleted] 2016-04-07
This is absolutely not true.
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1 [deleted] 2016-04-07
didn't stop the last few broken girls from allowing that monster to fill them with his ooze
1 DeafandMutePenguin 2016-04-07
If I were 19 and in rehab....
I'd be mad I was missing so many great Rich Vos shows!
-3 Jackatard 2016-04-07
I'd fuck her twice and that's it. A third time would be gross.
20 OCaptain1 2016-04-07
At least she's not cooking with it.
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