Opie is such a disingenuous shitbird when he deals with black folks. I'd love to see him get called out for it for real by one of the real pain in the ass type black guys that wouldn't do it playfully.
Someone like Lord Jamar, that would be perfect. Lord Jamar vs. Opie or Anthony would be radio gold.
Imagine an O&A-PLS (read in the cadence of "n***a please") show, circa ten years ago, featuring the boys and Paul Mooney, Lord Jamar and Star from Star and Buc Wild. Fuck Ant and everything, but I think by the end of three hours he's the one the actual brothermans would have a soft spot for just for the honesty, with Jimmy second for being a lovable perv that should be hanging out with Luther Campbell and Blowfly. But they'd still be side-eyeing the try-hard tard on their way out.
Opie - "So Star and Buc, did punks jump up to get beat down at Hot97 or what?
Opie looks over at Jamar, - See what I did there brothaman? So what's up with the Nation of Gods and Earfs? Where we at with the daily mathematics? Looks at Paul, - Paul, you all in with these guys or what!?
Remember when they read the Worldstar Chip comments and he was the only one who did a ridiculously poor attempt at a 70's black man voice?
He lives in arguably the most ethnically diverse place on Earth and his only interaction with other races is probably when they open the door to his building.
at this point.....im FULLY CONVINCED Opie made a pact with SATAN
--Ive never witnessed someone FAIL UPWARD the way he does. each passing day; MORE awful then the day prior....yet reaps more rewards
--ALL who stand in his way are VANQUISHED.....people FAR more talented/deserving, have to kiss his ring as a 'COMEDIC GATEKEEPER'.....absolutely surreal
ME: Did I ever tell you when I said the word in front of my black friends while playing basketball? I can't remember if I got knocked out or not though.
I remember when he had DMC in and was shocked that he listened to rock music. He literally could not comprehend that a black guy would listen to anything other than hip hop and tribal drum beats.
I mean it's not like the nigga made a song with Aerosmith or anything.
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8 nomastornados 2016-04-06
Don't you remember that time Opie went to court and had all the black guys laughing? He's a regular brotherman.
2 stinkskc 2016-04-06
He had everyone HOWLING
1 TheFatMosque 2016-04-06
There is a better chance of him fighting a Frenchman underwater than of him making random black people laugh.
7 867-5309- 2016-04-06
Opie feels that he can relate to African Americans using phrases he's read on t-shirts at Hot Topic.
5 stinkskc 2016-04-06
Like that sick KISS SHIRT he was wearing yesterday.
ME: JIMAH, where we at with the New Rock City.
J:It's Detroit rock city.
ME:I obviously knew that it was a JOKE. I've been doing this since i was 18.
4 Stud_beaner_69 2016-04-06
All need is a "fo shizzle"
4 Sternacthegreat 2016-04-06
Opie is such a disingenuous shitbird when he deals with black folks. I'd love to see him get called out for it for real by one of the real pain in the ass type black guys that wouldn't do it playfully.
Someone like Lord Jamar, that would be perfect. Lord Jamar vs. Opie or Anthony would be radio gold.
3 Cletus_From_Brooklyn 2016-04-06
From Brand Nubians? That's a crazy dude...
1 Sternacthegreat 2016-04-06
Yep, it just popped into my head while I was thinking about all 3's interactions with different races. It would be hilarious in a very cringey way.
3 itsrainingthings 2016-04-06
Imagine an O&A-PLS (read in the cadence of "n***a please") show, circa ten years ago, featuring the boys and Paul Mooney, Lord Jamar and Star from Star and Buc Wild. Fuck Ant and everything, but I think by the end of three hours he's the one the actual brothermans would have a soft spot for just for the honesty, with Jimmy second for being a lovable perv that should be hanging out with Luther Campbell and Blowfly. But they'd still be side-eyeing the try-hard tard on their way out.
3 Sternacthegreat 2016-04-06
Lol.
Opie - "So Star and Buc, did punks jump up to get beat down at Hot97 or what?
Opie looks over at Jamar, - See what I did there brothaman? So what's up with the Nation of Gods and Earfs? Where we at with the daily mathematics? Looks at Paul, - Paul, you all in with these guys or what!?
4 DapperDan0979 2016-04-06
Remember when they read the Worldstar Chip comments and he was the only one who did a ridiculously poor attempt at a 70's black man voice?
He lives in arguably the most ethnically diverse place on Earth and his only interaction with other races is probably when they open the door to his building.
1 stinkskc 2016-04-06
I'm almost just want to get a job over by trump tower / the studio just so I could run into him one day.... In black face
3 im_not 2016-04-06
ME: I'm raising the roof!
2 stinkskc 2016-04-06
ME: Where does thst term come from? Is it because they were actually rebuilding the roof, for better sound or something?
2 IVORY_LEAGUE_opie 2016-04-06
at this point.....im FULLY CONVINCED Opie made a pact with SATAN
--Ive never witnessed someone FAIL UPWARD the way he does. each passing day; MORE awful then the day prior....yet reaps more rewards
--ALL who stand in his way are VANQUISHED.....people FAR more talented/deserving, have to kiss his ring as a 'COMEDIC GATEKEEPER'.....absolutely surreal
2 racemic_mixture 2016-04-06
I completely agree with your thoughts but have no idea why you thought it was necessary to format them into a bullet point list.
1 dankfranklin 2016-04-06
ME: Did I ever tell you when I said the word in front of my black friends while playing basketball? I can't remember if I got knocked out or not though.
1 stinkskc 2016-04-06
Haha I love how he just changed that story.
ME : gotta pump it up a lilbit for the radio. Just a LIHLBIT
1 takyon_deathyon 2016-04-06
I remember when he had DMC in and was shocked that he listened to rock music. He literally could not comprehend that a black guy would listen to anything other than hip hop and tribal drum beats.
I mean it's not like the nigga made a song with Aerosmith or anything.
1 newbewts 2016-04-06
He called Patrice "brotherman" at the beginning of an episode. oof
0 PepsiMax420 2016-04-06
Opie is a used dildo, yes it's done something in it's lifetime but it's still an inanimate fucking object.