Wow! It took him over 30-years of broadcasting excellence to craft that one.

its obvious why opie can never refine is comedic chops, with a drunken anthony constant needing to run his mouth and jimmy egging anthony on

Also because he stinks, lest we forget.

Does he ruin it by pointing it out that he made a joke or by repeating the punchline 3 times?

I also can't be bothered to listen to it.

he apologizes afterwards

so what do you think of opie? are you not fond of him?

I was expecting the turkey sound

"Bow-wow-wow-wow-KAY...."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P2h3P45SlmI

Holy shit how did he even do that

::phone scam out jingle::

Opie laughed the hardest

Opie has probably said one or two funny things in his entire career.

My mailman is funnier.

Surprised the show didn't go to a random caller 5 minutes later telling Opie how great his line was.

That wasn't even that funny it was just a pun

I'm gonna sound like an idiot, but what was Uncle Paul referencing with "adults having facemasks on"?

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I listened to it a few times to try to figure it out and I have no idea either.

Maybe a callback to a joke earlier in the show? Facemasks make me automatically assume something with Penn state.

You've found a unicorn. Congrats

I don't know why people say it is not funny. He had another one-liner one other time too

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