Let's not forget about that xojane bullshit though.

I was watching some top ten list on YouTube a while ago and it was about people looking stupid on the internet. When stetten forgot she logged in under her own name to praise herself after being fired was on the list.

Nice. What a fucking idiot.

and who says she was bad at comedy?

She gave us ️Sue Lightning Free pass for life as far as i am concerned

Can we all at least admit that Melissa has had some hand to hand combat training? I mean how long was she living at that house and not even a single bruise?

Think again, pal!

I heard she has a cannon of an arm.

Models have to work out a lot, Ant probably couldn't take her.

She probably survived in the walls like in The People Under the Stairs.

You didn't like how'd she sit next to him, stone-faced, eating popcorn?

Bullshit. You are lying. It was Guinness.

Jesus christ.

Too bad TACS wasn't that good.

Was in the EPISODE where she GOT mad that ANTHONY was giving money to OTHER girls and told him that HE would be BETTER off giving it to n-people?

He’s a man in his 50s and finds 17 year olds attractive. I just never understood that.

But living with a rich guy older than your dad... now that I can understand!

Yes, it's easy to understand. SHE WANTED TO GET PAID $$$$$$$$$

She'll always be remembered for that handjob in the hot tub.

No she didn't. We have pics of her wearing nazi memorabilia and holding guns. That shit will follow her.

What's it going to do? Ruin her career of trying to fuck guys more famous than Anthony?

If you're a famous guy would you continue dating a "model" who has posed in a nazi uniform unironically?

"Escape from the Compound"...it's a gauntlet style reality-game-event where you have to pass through the several horrors and challenges including fucking a giant dicked old grandma who is a belligerent drunk that beats you, putting up with angry mob-like fans who rip into every shed of your appearance and persona, ear-curdling singing is piped through stereos at any time of day, and you need to survive the smell of fat mentally-lacking sweating men that come to the dungeon lair anytime of day. Stetten got out, Dani did too, but not unhurt, and Keith the Cop is still there. With Ant out for the month Brother Joe Cumia (of Brother Joe Entertainment Inc. and renowned racist, also goes by Joseph) is playing the role of the grandma, though a tiny-dicked one, to Keith's relief.

My favorite Stetten thing was when she wrote this long diatribe against Anthony that featured nothing but all the stuff he always talked about on the show. What a moron.

Anthony is the most famous person she will ever fuck, and it burns her ass up that he did not take her opportunistic ass further.

She sucked his pocky dick for nothing.

Ant is a cunt, but fuck Stetten. She was in it for a fucking career boost that never came when she realized he sits home all day and drinks..

After ant, she went out with the director of Guardians of the Galaxy and I'm sure she banged a few other directors. Ant is at the bottom of her celebrity barrel.

None of them ever took her anywhere either.

She must be a cold fish fuck.

I followed her for a while and there were tons of pictures of her and the director out at places. Ant does't go anywhere anyway, so it's not surprise he didnt take her out.

Pauly Shore is more famous than Anthony and she fucked him.

Lumberg fucked her.

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I think she blew some Hollywood producer in Ant's hot tub. I think she can fuck a real celebrity.

It was Red Eye's Andy Levy, and I think it was just a handy.

You're right, I think I'm getting two stories mixed up. Didn't she start dating a Hollywood producer after she left Anthony?

She had a short lived relationship with James Gunn, who directed Guardians of the Galaxy, but I don't think he ever took her on a Disney cruise.

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you still haven't escaped the compound that is your mind which won't allow you to quit obsessing over this guy's personal life

Eat shit.