These comedians sure fetishize their dumb ideas of what the truth is. I love patrice but his goofy philosophies unraveled pretty quickly under the slightest scrutiny.
Ope, Ant, and Jim were the worst with this. They used to preach this "brutal honesty" crap, but when it came back their way they just couldn't hack it. They are all completely full of shit.
the stuff he said about women was actually not that outrageous
the core of his philosophy was that the man should be the king and that the women should be below the king (queen) and a "50/50" relationship or a relationship where the women is the king just ends in unhappiness
Maybe not all that outrageous, and always very funny, but he would tell other people to act like he did like it was guaranteed to work, when the harsh reality is that more often than not, acting like that would have probably just led to a messy breakup and chronic loneliness.
Quite honestly, I enjoy being an equal with my girlfriend. I pursued her because I thought she was awesome, not because I thought i was superior to her. Seems a lot healthier than "listen up bitch: you an inferior ho, and i'm your king".
good luck trying to convince a woman who's not a desperate 3 that you're her "king". see how far you get with that one your highness. do you realise how dumb you sound?
yeah, and she was such a valuable person that is doing really well for herself on her own merit since patrice died...Oh wait. No she's not. She's clinging to his name and sullying it in a desperate attempt at staying relevant.
like i said, good luck. you think she wouldve latched onto patrice and let him, LET HIM, be her "king" if he were a construction worker and not a minor celebrity?
Aside from the o and a universe Patrice was a literally who when he was alive and the king thing is just a metaphor for being the dominate one you autist don't know why your so hung up on that
and im saying neither he nor you could be a "dominant" anything. do you really think any woman's just gonna put up with being the "submissive"? she can just leave and prove your "dominance" hollow. its that easy. she has to let you be the dominant one for anything to work the way you say it should.
do you really think any woman's just gonna put up with being the "submissive"?
but they do all the time when they chase after guys who act dominant and treat them like shit.
she can just leave and prove your "dominance" hollow.
I would take that chance to be honest. I don"t want to end up like my dad who is always getting yelled at by my mother and is a total loser in her eyes all because he let her be equal in the relationship
The only problem I had with him saying some of the things he did was that he would group everyone together. All women do this, all Asians do that. Obviously he was going for a joke most the time but he truly did believe a lot of the shit he said.
Thing is though, we all have those thoughts. He just went through with saying them to a national audience.
I came here for the sole purpose of telling you to kill yourself for typing "doco" not once, but twice in a thread title. I see that others have beat me to it.
60 comments
56 RearNakedGrope 2016-04-02
Who the fuck says "doco" as a short form of "documentary?" But I agree.
24 discoanddeath 2016-04-02
Gays.
11 stinkskc 2016-04-02
That's what lyndsi calls them to Gregg
10 Suvario 2016-04-02
I have nothing against opies wife, but her parents must have been dumb as dirt since they thought Lindsey was spelled Lynsi.
3 Lobstrich 2016-04-02
I don't believe they are smart people.
3 Z7ZZ77Z 2016-04-02
It's a white trash/black thing.
2 PhilipMarma 2016-04-02
North Philly all the way.
7 loabaron 2016-04-02
Some of us don't have the time to type out the word "documentary". We are too busy watching sweet fan-mad docos.
6 Lobstrich 2016-04-02
Some of us are also too busy prepping bread bowls.
6 truthie 2016-04-02
Or bred bulls in your case.
Due to your cuckoldry, you see.
1 Lobstrich 2016-04-02
Peckas.
6 [deleted] 2016-04-02
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1 teapotcat 2016-04-02
Australians.
13 Jackthejew 2016-04-02
Doco? What the fuck.
13 truthie 2016-04-02
These comedians sure fetishize their dumb ideas of what the truth is. I love patrice but his goofy philosophies unraveled pretty quickly under the slightest scrutiny.
13 TijnTijn 2016-04-02
They are all mentally ill high school drop outs who just develop a god complex because people listen to them.
3 Eddie_Savitz_Pizza 2016-04-02
Ope, Ant, and Jim were the worst with this. They used to preach this "brutal honesty" crap, but when it came back their way they just couldn't hack it. They are all completely full of shit.
2 Ramoooone 2016-04-02
any examples?
2 loabaron 2016-04-02
Basically everything he ever suggested about how to treat your girlfriend was not good advice.
3 Ramoooone 2016-04-02
the stuff he said about women was actually not that outrageous
the core of his philosophy was that the man should be the king and that the women should be below the king (queen) and a "50/50" relationship or a relationship where the women is the king just ends in unhappiness
2 loabaron 2016-04-02
Maybe not all that outrageous, and always very funny, but he would tell other people to act like he did like it was guaranteed to work, when the harsh reality is that more often than not, acting like that would have probably just led to a messy breakup and chronic loneliness. Quite honestly, I enjoy being an equal with my girlfriend. I pursued her because I thought she was awesome, not because I thought i was superior to her. Seems a lot healthier than "listen up bitch: you an inferior ho, and i'm your king".
-3 JohnQNo1 2016-04-02
good luck trying to convince a woman who's not a desperate 3 that you're her "king". see how far you get with that one your highness. do you realise how dumb you sound?
2 Ramoooone 2016-04-02
King leader captain whatever you wanna say that's not really the point and Patrice's girl was way more than a 3
1 loabaron 2016-04-02
yeah, and she was such a valuable person that is doing really well for herself on her own merit since patrice died...Oh wait. No she's not. She's clinging to his name and sullying it in a desperate attempt at staying relevant.
-4 JohnQNo1 2016-04-02
like i said, good luck. you think she wouldve latched onto patrice and let him, LET HIM, be her "king" if he were a construction worker and not a minor celebrity?
4 Ramoooone 2016-04-02
Aside from the o and a universe Patrice was a literally who when he was alive and the king thing is just a metaphor for being the dominate one you autist don't know why your so hung up on that
-6 JohnQNo1 2016-04-02
and im saying neither he nor you could be a "dominant" anything. do you really think any woman's just gonna put up with being the "submissive"? she can just leave and prove your "dominance" hollow. its that easy. she has to let you be the dominant one for anything to work the way you say it should.
4 Ramoooone 2016-04-02
but they do all the time when they chase after guys who act dominant and treat them like shit.
I would take that chance to be honest. I don"t want to end up like my dad who is always getting yelled at by my mother and is a total loser in her eyes all because he let her be equal in the relationship
-1 JohnQNo1 2016-04-02
shouldve just started with that
3 Ramoooone 2016-04-02
lol
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-3 truthie 2016-04-02
Spoken like a true redpilled virgin.
1 [deleted] 2016-04-02
The only problem I had with him saying some of the things he did was that he would group everyone together. All women do this, all Asians do that. Obviously he was going for a joke most the time but he truly did believe a lot of the shit he said.
Thing is though, we all have those thoughts. He just went through with saying them to a national audience.
-2 JohnQNo1 2016-04-02
like that time he despised all asians because that one asian restaurant refused to give him free food as thanks for all the times he's eaten there.
he really was a fountain of earthy wisdom wasnt he
2 mrheh 2016-04-02
He's spot on with chinese restaurants.
1 JesusLesnar 2016-04-02
Yeah I work at a Japanese place and we don't do shit for our regulars.
1 truthie 2016-04-02
Yes.
1 mrheh 2016-04-02
such as?
1 JesusLesnar 2016-04-02
I agree, but it's hard to fully develop an ethos when your main goal is to be funny and you have an hour on a stage to explain it.
2 truthie 2016-04-02
Is it?
10 CigarsNCrotch 2016-04-02
Yo quiero Doco Bell
7 Edgartooth 2016-04-02
Did Patrice's Ex/Gold Digger officially abscond with the money yet, or is she still on her ghoulish "Gimme Dat" tour?
Somewhere she and Jimmy are clinking glasses of non-alcoholic grape drink and toasting the age of online begging.
6 [deleted] 2016-04-02
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5 Lobstrich 2016-04-02
Can someone upload this elsewhere please? It's banned from us UK fags for some reason. Thanks a bunch.
4 CCRed95 2016-04-02
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5lxk-Ajw6Bk
5 Lobstrich 2016-04-02
Just watched this on my big screen, holy shit that was good :(
3 CCRed95 2016-04-02
Its quite the document-tree
3 Lobstrich 2016-04-02
Thank you sun beam
2 BarryMcCaulkener 2016-04-02
mirror
3 Mayonnaise_Monster 2016-04-02
DOCO JOE
2 stinkskc 2016-04-02
Wow you just reminded me that's a thing. Wtf is happening with that POS
2 destinyaltboy 2016-04-02
To be fair, this is really good.
2 AssMcPlay 2016-04-02
ok, good, ppl already commented on the use of the term "doco"
1 SickleSellout 2016-04-02
This video contains content from Channel 5, who has blocked it in your country on copyright grounds.
Dirty bastards.
3 stinkskc 2016-04-02
USA only plz
6 SickleSellout 2016-04-02
My apologies, I shall remove myself.
1 F_F_III 2016-04-02
I came here for the sole purpose of telling you to kill yourself for typing "doco" not once, but twice in a thread title. I see that others have beat me to it.
1 home127 2016-04-02
This is awesome. I've never seen it before
1 SGFTI 2016-04-02
0/10 not enough Von.
1 truthie 2016-04-02
Is "doco" some faggoty british abbreviation, like "maths"?
1 dillonmckay 2016-04-02
Dude I had never seen this, thanks!
1 suchanjv 2016-04-02
Great moment at 5:20 where Bill trashes Opie's dumb ass. hahaha great!
https://youtu.be/cEgAExO6ghY?t=5m20s
1 David_Tosk 2016-04-02
Patrice was perfect on the show and on tough crowd. On stage, he wasn't very good though.
1 JesusLesnar 2016-04-02
Yeah I work at a Japanese place and we don't do shit for our regulars.