He's going to let himself in with the key, strip the place to the bare walls, scoop up Beavis to sell and then break a window and go home. Keith the cop will come over to feed Beavis and discover the break in and he'll call Joe who will blame it on savages and say what a blow it will be to poor Anthony to lose all that stuff and his cat while he's trying to get clean. He'll hang up, count the money the pawn shop gives him for all Anthony's stuff and go buy some more guitars he can barely play.

He certainly does. But I just figure him and the other lowlifes will probably just pillage the bar.

He's probably shitting in every bathroom as we speak.

I bet theres a key hidden somewhere around the yard.

Someplace incredibly stupid, like inside the dinosaur's mouth.

/u/BengalFreddie is the ex-fucktoy he had arrested for burglary, so ask her how to get in there.

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Ant has one of those smart locks on his front door that he can unlock remotely with his phooooooohhhh that's right.........

Key? The motherfucker is on the deed, "just in case".

I can picture him "well he won't be needing XXX anymore I'm taking it". When Ant gets back the place will look like the Benghazi ambassadors mansion.