How many alcoholics are on this sub? Let's all stop together. #knockitoff

5  2016-04-01 by [deleted]

I can white-knuckle it for a month or so. Who's with me?

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I hit rock bottom 5 years ago when I pulled a guy out of his car and beat him to a bloody pulp, he then in turn ran me over with his car. I miss those days.

I'm taking the Stanhope route. #nevergonnastop

Nah, I'm good.

As Stanhope once said: "I’m treating my body like the fucking rental car that it is and I’m turning it in trashed with the bumper hanging off!”

I just hit 3 months sober and my dick's got bigger!

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Smoking weed every day is the only thing stopping me from drinking every day.

I'm too much of a lightweight to be addicted, today I ordered michelob-ultra and had the bartender top it off with Sprite

I'm unsure if you're joking.

That's called a Zima-Lite

I actually plan to start drinking more

We really need to get it together #cutthemalarkey

I smoke weed every 20 min or so. I don't think that counts.

No xannybars or barely legal tranny prostitutes either.

Well, I'm out!

I'm with ya. Shits getting old.

The Dan Soder ethos is best. No drinking what so ever... pot is fair game.

I'm popblawo and I'm an alcoholic.

Hi popblawo.

Eh

Shit, I used to like reading your posts

well that hurts.

You're fuckin' 7 foot 4 and you weigh a quarter ton and you're from Grenoble, France. Jesus fuck. Get it together.

You're right. I'm 7'4 560 lbs from Grenoble, France and I should protect myself more than I do on this subreddit.

I'm unsure if you're joking.

That's called a Zima-Lite