Anthony thinks we're all gullible and retarded.
10 2016-03-30 by [deleted]
Saying this rehab stint isn't court ordered. He really thought we'd believe that load of horse cum being lodged down our throats? OF COURSE IT'S COURT ORDERED OR PART OF A PLEA DEAL.
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3 SwampYankee 2016-03-30
He will never, ever, ever get the concealed carry back. They are impossible to get with no record but it far too late now. He has to report every arrest and every charge even it it is sealed. also, he has to report any past protection orders. the first thing the authorities look for is DV protection orders. He may never see another gun depending on any charges he pleads to but handguns are history for him
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2 SwampYankee 2016-03-30
you do realize that makes no sense don't you? You are charged with a crime. you are exonerated or you plead to a charge. if you do not plead you go to trial. If he is going to be exonerated the court is making him come to court twice a week until they get around to it???
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2 sanfrancisco69er 2016-03-30
He was dumb as hell for making this public. Now it's gonna be so awkward for him to be around Jimmy and Ron when he's cracking Budweisers when/if he ever sees them again, and is going to just be completely embarassing to anyone still paying attention to him. He could have so easily just done this privately. You have any idea what might have made him go through with this horrible idea?
1 panjshirlion 2016-03-30
I mean, he was going to disappear from his show for a month in the middle of his DV legal proceedings. What else could he say?
2 sanfrancisco69er 2016-03-30
I shouldnt have said why did he make it public but instead why did he try to make it as public as possible.
0 sanfrancisco69er 2016-03-30
Yeah I mean, people would have found out. But to build up hype around it as if it was a project he was plugging is just fuckin weird.
1 CoyoteeBongwater 2016-03-30
We can only hope 1 of those 3 things won't fall through.
For the sake of the sub.
-1 hamstamp 2016-03-30
So for that purpose, he HAS to do it.. It's not because he it's just his decision to be a "nice guy". There must be reason behind it.
16 MarsBarsSnicker 2016-03-30
it's not court-ordered, it's attorney-encouraged
probably advised that if he's going to speak about it on his show, he must say he is doing it entirely on his own volition
otherwise it means way less to a judge, even if the judge already knows what's up.
2 KennethFresno 2016-03-30
Exactly. There's no other reason for Granthony to do this now, of all the times he had, after 60 years of being told he needs help by various people.
3 sanfrancisco69er 2016-03-30
He said yesterday he was doing it to look good in front of the judge when he was comparing himself to the trump guy who was doing the same thing. Then he met with his lawyer this morning and told him he was telling his podcast audience about it, and they told him to say it was all just his random choice. He literally said the opposite thing yesterday that he said today. Its extremely obvious though we dont even need to speculate really.
0 hamstamp 2016-03-30
The court already decided on the case, that would make going pointless unless it was court ordered
6 SpudsBuckleyJr 2016-03-30
He's back in court tomorrow. It's called a pre-trial motion. The defense attorney presents the option of rehab in lieu of a trial. The judge has to agree to it, but it's very different from the judge ordering someone to go to rehab. Either way, he's only doing it to avoid jail and so he can keep his guns.
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2 SpudsBuckleyJr 2016-03-30
It's on the county website. It was posted yesterday. That's probably why he's making the announcement today. He can't reveal any other details other than "I'm going away, and it's my choice" unless he wants to fuck himself over.
1 im-an-asshole1 2016-03-30
You have the right attitude on trying to be an asshole to fit in here, you're just not quite smart enough.
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-1 im-an-asshole1 2016-03-30
I know, you needed someone to explain simple court terms. It took multiple people to explain to you how your original post is completely wrong.
I support your effort of trying to be an asshole, just wanted to point out you're clearly an idiot.
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-1 im-an-asshole1 2016-03-30
I get an ego boost when I sit here and tear people's character apart. Look at how mad I just made you feel by simply saying you don't know court procedure. Then I enjoy the back and forth where I tear you down more.
You young fellas need to learn how to roast someone. You just say generic cuss words that can be thrown at anyone. Attack me personally. Find something about me and tear into it. I'll grade your responses from here on out and give you notes.
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3 Really_Big_Dummy 2016-03-30
Holy shit you two are fags.
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-1 im-an-asshole1 2016-03-30
Check my profile, there are at least 50 of these kinds of exchanges.
2 Really_Big_Dummy 2016-03-30
So this is your joke account where you pretend to be a douche and act like an Ian Halperin type and you want me to see how funny it is?
-1 im-an-asshole1 2016-03-30
I don't even know who he is, you got me there. I'd say you could call it douchey but really I just pick out a real character flaw I see in a person, attack, then reap the ego boost I get from watching that person blubber jizz from their mouth when they can't defend themselves. People hate to be called out for anything that is real about themselves even if its not bad.
Like for you, I would have said that you're a fag for even knowing who that guy is. You would have gotten pissy but instead I'll get you boiled up in another way if I want to.
I'd be more rapid fire but I've ripped on too many people here and have been down voted so I have to wait 10 minutes between posting. If you stay patient I'll have you subscribing, if not then fell free to run along.
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1 im-an-asshole1 2016-03-30
You did read it.
I'll grade this a 2/10. The tl;dr gets used in about 15% of the trashing I give, mostly when the other person can't think of anything to say. That's the case here.
You're gonna have to give me better material or we're not going anywhere here.
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1 im-an-asshole1 2016-03-30
Gotta give you another 2/10 because I've seen this technique before too. Go ahead, look at some former comments to me, you're doing the same thing as other people I tear apart. Your last comment of "lol u mad?"shows me you have to be under 22 so I'm lowering my expectations for your comebacks.
Okay, one more shot to really lay into me. Find something personal to go after me about. I expect people from this sub to at least try to hold their own but I'm roasting you here. Now tell me you didn't read this one either.
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2 im-an-asshole1 2016-03-30
Another check mark of me breaking someone, repeating yourself. Next you'll just keep saying you won while I continue to rip you apart.
Instead I'll let cha leave the last word if you want but I believe I'm finished with you. Not getting any good ego boost from roasting you because you're not giving me good material to bounce off of.
But I can tell you want to be one of the guys so feel free to personally attack me at any time if you come up with something. Even if you think of something good in a couple days let me know. Just need one punchline....
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1 im-an-asshole1 2016-03-30
This tells me that you 100% read every word I typed.
Alright, I'm starting to feed the ego off that a little because I know your lying to me to try and save this. Keep going.
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1 im-an-asshole1 2016-03-30
Okay, some new words. You're on the right track, now you need to work on material. You're effort is good, I've been spanking your raw pink ass in this exchange and you keep lining up for another round like a good boy.
You deserve to at least have one good attack on me. I live in Los Angeles, make fun of that. You can do it!
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1 im-an-asshole1 2016-03-30
Hey, whats your day job? I will send you a personal check of $200 if you show me proof of where you work. Regardless I am going to send you a time stamp of the studio pass that I get while I'm working tomorrow just for more ego boost.
Seems like you're answering a lot of my questions for a guy not reading my comments. This is too easy.
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1 im-an-asshole1 2016-03-30
Hey, what was your Grandma like? What was the last thing she said to you?
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1 im-an-asshole1 2016-03-30
Tough that Grandpa went quick like that, wasn't it? :(
Sure, I'm a faggot. Try another insult on for size. Compare my job to yours if you do something better than work in the entertainment industry.
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1 im-an-asshole1 2016-03-30
I told you before I would get you to just repeat yourself. Its always amazing to watch you all crumble into a leaking cum dick that needs wiping off.
Gonna head to bed sweetie, thanks for entertaining me for a few hours. I'll let you know if I choose to continue using you tomorrow.
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1 lightmeup8 2016-03-30
Hahahahaha.....nice!!
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8 EricHitchmo 2016-03-30
People do this shit all the time to get looked at in a positive light before a judgement or ruling is handed down. You are retarded
2 AnudderCast 2016-03-30
Listen here, Bub! If there's one thing Anthony Cumia is, it's honest! Above all! So if he says it's not court ordered, it's not!
9 chicken-named-mike 2016-03-30
"Above all else... Real."
2 xaway3 2016-03-30
Anthony thinks that his appearance today on his show was so tongue-in-cheek clever that he's got us all fooled. What he doesn't account for is that Bennington and Norton are probably the only ones available on a Wednesday to circle the drain with this shitfuck.
2 Weed_n_Wisdom 2016-03-30
It's possible it was brought up by Anthony and his lawyer to the judge and not vice versa. That way it's not technically court ordered but it does kind of help Anthony's case. Speculation of course.
0 lightmeup8 2016-03-30
Exactly. I've been in exact situation and my husband was a cop. He suggested the rehab thing and the judge and DA agreed
2 chris2webby 2016-03-30
so if he's being ordered to rehab, then he definitely beat Dani? Is this proof that he did indeed do it, or are we just "FABRICATING MORE LIES!!!" as the Stupid Cumia Bros. like to say
-2 panjshirlion 2016-03-30
No. If they have definitive proof that you did it, they don't offer you a deal like that.
2 chris2webby 2016-03-30
but if you didn't do anything, then you don't get ordered to do anything
-1 panjshirlion 2016-03-30
That's not true.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adjournment_in_contemplation_of_dismissal
0 ILoveYouJohnnyCakes 2016-03-30
He might get his guns back, but being able to conceal carry again will be another story. You have to divulge that you've been arrested and explain what for when applying for the permit.
7 FootThingOnHisFoot 2016-03-30
the concealed is the key, the fuckin key. Ant would chose the CC over drinking and drugs any day. If he loses that CC he will never leave the house.
2 chicken-named-mike 2016-03-30
You're absolutely right. He will go full hermit-mode without the CC.
6 Clibanarius 2016-03-30
He's such a pissy-eyed faggot. Terrified of the outside world because of blacks? Fuck him.
2 chicken-named-mike 2016-03-30
"Those people."
1 Proceededtoproceed 2016-03-30
Perhaps he should consider a machete
-1 aso513 2016-03-30
Yeah until it's proven to be a lie I'm not gonna take your word for it. Shut up.
2 sanfrancisco69er 2016-03-30
whether its ordered or not its obviously because of the court case. btw did he give any details on whats happening with that today? I listened to the beginning but cant watch it all til later.
1 hamstamp 2016-03-30
Guess Anthony was right
-1 im-an-asshole1 2016-03-30
Check my profile, there are at least 50 of these kinds of exchanges.
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1 im-an-asshole1 2016-03-30
Gotta give you another 2/10 because I've seen this technique before too. Go ahead, look at some former comments to me, you're doing the same thing as other people I tear apart. Your last comment of "lol u mad?"shows me you have to be under 22 so I'm lowering my expectations for your comebacks.
Okay, one more shot to really lay into me. Find something personal to go after me about. I expect people from this sub to at least try to hold their own but I'm roasting you here. Now tell me you didn't read this one either.
1 im-an-asshole1 2016-03-30
Okay, some new words. You're on the right track, now you need to work on material. You're effort is good, I've been spanking your raw pink ass in this exchange and you keep lining up for another round like a good boy.
You deserve to at least have one good attack on me. I live in Los Angeles, make fun of that. You can do it!
0 lightmeup8 2016-03-30
Exactly. I've been in exact situation and my husband was a cop. He suggested the rehab thing and the judge and DA agreed