The TACS "Special Announcement" will be nauseating
73 2016-03-30 by ThankGodForBeer
Fucking Jimmy will ruin the whole thing if it's actually rehab. I can already hear him twelve stepping Ant.
Yuck.
73 2016-03-30 by ThankGodForBeer
Fucking Jimmy will ruin the whole thing if it's actually rehab. I can already hear him twelve stepping Ant.
Yuck.
130 comments
119 PhilliesChamps 2016-03-30
"Yeah you know, I've been there man, I've been there. I still remember having that last scoop of rum raisin, when I decided to get help"
12 ThrowThrow117 2016-03-30
"I've been in recovery since I was 12, I know the struggle and the havoc it can wreak in your life."
3 CharlieSheenAids 2016-03-30
Who is he, James Spader or sumptin?
8 BatKnuckles 2016-03-30
James Spader why not James Hearter or James Clubser or James Diamonder or summin
5 ManiacalChrisBenoit 2016-03-30
James SPADEr? Why not James Jiggaboo-er, or James Nigger-er or sumptin'? Tsss...
58 just_lou 2016-03-30
I'm not going to watch it. I'll just wait and come here to get the synopsis.
36 BigBirdy6 2016-03-30
Smart plan. Only way to get a fair and comprehensive summary.
18 [deleted] 2016-03-30
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3 late_50s_why 2016-03-30
open and honest
11 CCRed95 2016-03-30
We'll hate it either way
4 VeritablyClean 2016-03-30
"Ant has AIDS"
2 JohnTravoltasHair 2016-03-30
I'm sorry but you're a giant liar.
1 ceslek 2016-03-30
When is it?
3 Clamdilicus 2016-03-30
4pm
43 Sicboy69 2016-03-30
Nauseating will be too kind a word if the so-called 'recovering addict' Jimmy gives his 2 cents. Anthony probably consumes more alcohol in any given weekend than all the wine coolers Jimmy consumed in his whole life.
22 eestijama 2016-03-30
I think Jimmy's poison was Zima.
35 HudsonMargera 2016-03-30
You misspelled "semen".
20 alcoon-slambag 2016-03-30
and that's less gay than drinking Zima
-1 Stud_beaner_69 2016-03-30
But what about the jewy zima guy?
7 methadoner 2016-03-30
That guy sickens me with that fake addict bullshit.
6 ApevonTarskin 2016-03-30
Jim was hugged too much by his really nice married parents and it drove him to the brink.
2 ryanasimov 2016-03-30
But Jimmy called the FBI! How messed up is THAT?
I can't imagine just how huge the disparity is between Jimmy's memory of that dangerous, out-of-control act and how much of a non-event it was at whatever FBI location he called.
1 DaveNone 2016-03-30
Anthony probably consumes more alcohol in the time it takes me to type this than Jimmy ever did.
29 yzyman 2016-03-30
It's actually going to go down in O&A lore as the best show of all time. "The relapse show" where Ronnie B opens by breaking up an eight ball and Jimmy does his best Jim Lahey impression..
The above scenario is the only thing that could possibly be entertaining about tomorrow.
18 Mod_Impersonator 2016-03-30
Drunk Jimmy and coked up Ronnie would be gold.
22 yzyman 2016-03-30
Ron spends half the show complaining about the helicopters following him around town while poor Paralyzed Opie was forced to stir the sauce all day.
5 MarkSkiddy 2016-03-30
we can make each other happy
8 yzyman 2016-03-30
I told Dani not to use Periscope in the compound. "Yeah yeah yeah". Little did Dani know that if anyone was watching her periscope they would have heard me use the word nigger. What does she do as soon as I walk into the living room?
2 INeedToHearABam 2016-03-30
131 proof bud, I'm fucking wasted
24 eestijama 2016-03-30
Jim and Ron will be introduced as Anthony's sponsors on a very special episode of TACS.
23 ThankGodForBeer 2016-03-30
Ronnie would be a pretty fucking cool sponsor. Jimmy would make you go back to the bottle.
4 late_50s_why 2016-03-30
u think yim ever complained about beer dust on the air plane
20 JakeCentennial 2016-03-30
I think Deep Discount is already doing a fine job as a sponsor.
23 Xamtor 2016-03-30
Jimmy won't be able to attend the intervention. He misread the cologne label and relapsed after 30 years of being sober due to a negligable amount of alcohol seeping through his wormlike skin.
13 RearNakedGrope 2016-03-30
He became a madman once the devil's brew seeped into his sectioned, tube like body.
22 boring_oneliner 2016-03-30
"Well eh yeah haha... so... gonna basically spend some time in a ...facility.. on the west coast..some real nice,upper eer income bracket ...REALLY upper income if you see the prices, haha I tell you.. with eeeh uuuh some COUNSELING added
gonna be a really eeh diverse crowd there in eeh Betty Fords LIVING room haha
sure won't be seeing lot of those friends we made on the walkover in NYC haha
plays chimp noises
7 watereol 2016-03-30
Haha yeah well...ah my hair looks weird today doesn't it. haha. looks kinda poofy like an afro. gotta get this under control haha.
4 thrillated 2016-03-30
I'm all in with the Ant impersonations.
21 DryTeeth 2016-03-30
"When i was in high school and had those 19 beers over a course of 16 months....I knew it was time to get help"
18 BoardroomBimmy 2016-03-30
So less than two years after getting fired, Anthony is likely going to rehab after beating the shit out of a well known comedy club owner's daughter, causing everyone who gives a shit about their careers to shun him and really fucking over everyone who was stupid enough to support him and join his alleged network.
The Cumia Revolution is going great you guys!
13 Tremendousdread 2016-03-30
Hey, they are all laughing at YOU
6 BoardroomBimmy 2016-03-30
Shit, you're right. I forgot that he's making even more money now and couldn't be happier!
2 Icon_Crash 2016-03-30
You hater. We all know you want to be him.
14 boring_oneliner 2016-03-30
"Welll eh hehe yeah..gotta talk to Miss RatcheTT a little..haha...maybe theres eeeh gonna be some... eh..strong.. NATIVE AMERICAN there who eh... lets out his ANGER at the faucet.. haha"
12 unprovoked_hate 2016-03-30
Old movie reference. I get it.
5 I_Hate_Knickers 2016-03-30
See, Ant does have his uses.
4 boring_oneliner 2016-03-30
using too much xanax
3 methadoner 2016-03-30
No such thing
10 Suvario 2016-03-30
Ant isn't self aware enough to even go to court ordered rehab, the announcement is that he's going on vacation for a week.
6 Evilblueyoshi 2016-03-30
Guest on Monday was Jackie(sober), Tuesday were the two sober skanks, I don't know whether Florentine is sober, Gavin has been giving up alcohol for lent, today are two of the most outspoken of his sober friends. Could all be a coincidence.
2 ceslek 2016-03-30
I could definitely see him going to a co-ed rehab to prey on young, hot 18-year old drug addicts. He probably pictures rehab as some Hollywood'esque type thing like you see in movies.
1 SpaceEdge 2016-03-30
Rehab is one of the best places to find some fucked up 18 year old pussy.
9 boring_oneliner 2016-03-30
"Anthony I am very proud of your decision to face your addiction. Your story reminds me so much of mine, when I just HAD to get sober after i nearly destroyed my life. But I love you and you are a friend and you will come back stronger than ever after this. It is a good thing."
9 Macbettz 2016-03-30
Once the thumb twitch vid was out there he really couldnt make excuses any more. He has a real chemical dependency and its going to take years before his brain chemistry rewires to live without booze. Jimmy seems more like somebody who gets off attending AA mtgs and hearing about addiction. For him its more a headgame. He never really had any bad things happen as a result of his Bartles and James monkey.
2 leedsjr 2016-03-30
Thumb twitch vid?
3 siuad 2016-03-30
http://i.imgur.com/b2jT3K8.gifv This is a cropped version of it as Ant was talking.
9 TakeMeXenu 2016-03-30
As a piece of shit addict myself, I can't tolerate listening to fake addiction heroes. Don't you do it Jimmy, don't you do it.
2 boofk 2016-03-30
Same here. I have to fast forward through any of Jim's addiction Pershing's.
2 aaron91325 2016-03-30
Do you enjoy it when he proclaims someone is a dry drunk?
2 TakeMeXenu 2016-03-30
It's enough to grind my teeth down to a fine dust.
8 Lilcumia 2016-03-30
I get the feeling Ant is putting on the smiles again. You've been sentenced to rehab for assaulting a woman. "Haha, crazy"
7 nazicumfarts 2016-03-30
How awesome would it be if Ant came back a born again Christian and started Bible bashing for real??
3 damselnoir 2016-03-30
Bible bashing or Bible thumping? It would be pretty fucking funny. Ant stomping the pro-life battle cry and abortions are evil!
3 nazicumfarts 2016-03-30
Whichever is the annoying "I brought Jesus into my life, you should too" thing.
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1 FancyAndImportantMan 2016-03-30
Praise His name.
7 Brombeee 2016-03-30
I hope after rehab he will start the first show opening a bottle of beer, taking a big sip and then saying: 'Nope didn't work'.
6 majorjay 2016-03-30
He's only doing this to avoid jail time and get his guns back, but getting sober may be more torturous than he expects. Enjoy the tremors and hallucinations Ant.
2 ThankGodForBeer 2016-03-30
Aren't there medications that can be prescribed to prevent or lessen the complications?
2 SpaceEdge 2016-03-30
They usually detox people off booze using valium or other benzos like Librium and a shit ton of other medications.
1 majorjay 2016-03-30
Yeah, you're probably right.
1 sawxfan23 2016-03-30
He is not a fucking fall down drunk that needs alcohol at all times! Jesus Fucking Christ some of you people are fucking clueless!
6 BoardroomBimmy 2016-03-30
Thanks, doc.
1 TobyTheRobot 2016-03-30
I'll be interested to see if he keeps his guns; New York is pretty hardcore, and the DA may be disinclined to offer a plea deal that drops the charges (which is pretty much what it would take for Ant to keep his guns). He's too high profile.
6 DaveNone 2016-03-30
Anthony> So let me just get right to it, I brought my good friends Ron and Jim on today to announce...
Jim barrels right in> Yeah Anthony you know I've been through the pain of an addiction man and I totally understand where you're coming from. I faced my demon alcohol a long time ago and after a hard fought battle I defeated it. I beat my need for the sweet, sweet taste of riunite after I once ran my finger around the rim of my mom's wine glass and licked the dregs off my fingers. I went crazy man, I raised my voice to my dad when he asked me to take out the garbage and actually waited 13 seconds before I did it. But man that embarrassment I felt haunted me. I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I.
Ronnie B who actually had serious drug problems just looks on bemusedly.
1 andycumiashow 2016-03-30
As far as punctuation goes, you're a very confused man.
1 DaveNone 2016-03-30
Look at you mr. smarty pants. And actually the punctuation is only off in 2 places.
1 SeattleThatNeedle 2016-03-30
Its likely going to be anger management classes
2 DaveNone 2016-03-30
You likely could be right but bringing on a hardcore recovering addict and Jimmy tends to point towards rehab. Could be a package deal and he has to do both.
6 Abarf 2016-03-30
Teetotalers are zero fun..
5 little-pete-ferguson 2016-03-30
It's going to be an April Fools type work
2 ThankGodForBeer 2016-03-30
Didn't even think about that. Good fucking point.
2 Det_Sipowicz 2016-03-30
APREHL FAAALLLZ
2 farazace 2016-03-30
Fawkin' home runn tsss. I wish, but the tale of lawyer's suggestion of rehab to avoid trial seems very plausible
5 alcoon-slambag 2016-03-30
I thought Ant only drank shitty watered down light beer. Can you even become an alcoholic off that shit?
4 BoardroomBimmy 2016-03-30
You can if you're a cunt.
3 silks322 2016-03-30
Does this mean there won't be a live Jim Norton Advice Show today?
12 boring_oneliner 2016-03-30
Every show Jim does is a Jim Norton advice show.
You know what i most respect about veteran comedian and radio legend Jim Norton, is that he is able to include little, but oh so important splices of advice in any conversation he is in. So subtly, you might not even notice it over the gut-bursting laughter he induces at every appearence.
7 84Heel 2016-03-30
I wish I could have been a fly on the wall in the office the day the "Jim Norton Advice Show" was greenlighted.
It makes me angry that the "Ron Bennington Dieting Show" or the "Fez Whatley Relationship Conclave" got passed over.
3 Det_Sipowicz 2016-03-30
The Advice Show. (Light sax)
3 Jerseykidd29 2016-03-30
If he is going to rehab the only reason he'll go is because his lawyer told um it would look better if he did when he goes to court.... I did it mself once upon a time lol
3 APurpleSuit 2016-03-30
Will it be rehab for the booze or the anger, or both? And how many times will Jim reference AA without saying the actual name or acronym because, you know, they're anonymous.
2 Elagens 2016-03-30
Agreed that anger management would be much more beneficial to Anthony than sobriety. Take away the alcohol but leave the self-loathing, paranoia, and abusive childhood unaddressed just yields you a Jimmy clone.
3 ChipperClegane 2016-03-30
Ant man, I know exactly how it is. When I had my third beer ever, I knew I had a huge problem.
3 HardNutKicker 2016-03-30
Ya man, i drank two beers one time. and i had to go to rehab. i was fucked up.
3 AngeloMacon 2016-03-30
What if he announces a sex change? He wasn't actually fucking Sue, but looking for advice.
2 im_not 2016-03-30
I don't think it will be horribly douchey. I expect Jim and Ron to actually roast Ant quite a bit.
1 Leofan7 2016-03-30
Ron totally will, but Jimmy will probably get on his high horse.
2 Ant_Sucks 2016-03-30
I really can't see this being a rehab show. It's too much of a weakness for Ant. If it's court ordered rehab it will be the "Look what the judge is making me do" show. Also, why would Jimmy show up to this if Ant was found guilty of beating his friend's daughter??
3 SpudsBuckleyJr 2016-03-30
There hasn't been a trial. There's no innocent or guilty verdict. Court mandated rehab would be a pre-trial decision by the judge, usually at the suggestion of the defendant's lawyer to avoid a trial. If he completes it, the charges disappear. Ant has no pride left, and all he wants is to avoid jail and keep his guns.
0 Ant_Sucks 2016-03-30
That's fucked up. What if he was innocent? Can they make him do rehab even if he says "I din do nuffin ur honor"?
3 panjshirlion 2016-03-30
No, he can turn down the deal and go to trial. But then he risks a chance of going to prison. No one wants to gamble on that.
2 SpudsBuckleyJr 2016-03-30
Like I said, his lawyer would suggest it since he's a first time offender. That means Ant has to sign off on it before his lawyer even presents the idea. Ant knows there's a risk going to trial that he could lose his guns, and especially his carry and conceal permit. It's a smart plan to get the charges dropped.
2 BoardroomBimmy 2016-03-30
An even smarter plan would be to not keep putting yourself in these crazy scenarios in the first place.
1 SpudsBuckleyJr 2016-03-30
Now you're just being ridiculous.
2 panjshirlion 2016-03-30
Ronnie won't let him get away with passing it off like that. Hell, even Jimmy won't.
2 BradyStoneheart 2016-03-30
Ron is bringing back "Ron and Fez." Only now the Fez character (insecure, frightened, racist closet case) will be played by Anthony.
2 Abarf 2016-03-30
It will be the announcement for a 3 hour show with only Jamaican Jim.
3 Det_Sipowicz 2016-03-30
EEM WAN' DO A SHOWWW
1 thrillated 2016-03-30
ERRY TIM WE APN DA DAWR
1 FrunkisOA 2016-03-30
So if Anthony goes to the nuthut for a month, is he going to have guest hosts for his show? I think Ron and Jim might also be stepping up for that. Who knows. What a mess
3 JunkerHQ 2016-03-30
If Ron and Jim are taking over hosting duties while ant is in rehab, I'll subscribe again
3 VirtuaMcPolygon 2016-03-30
Will sirius even allow that? As a day guest yes. As a show host for a period of time. Doubtful
1 JunkerHQ 2016-03-30
You make a good point
1 Det_Sipowicz 2016-03-30
I can't wait for the One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest photoshops to start coming in.
1 heslaotian 2016-03-30
The The Anthony Cumia Show?
2 ThankGodForBeer 2016-03-30
FM modulation
I'm an idiot.
1 heslaotian 2016-03-30
Admitting you have a problem is the first step.
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1 southhemispherefan 2016-03-30
Ants going to rehab, Jimmys his sponsor and Bennington is taking over while he's away. Thats my guess.
1 Abarf 2016-03-30
This should have been plugged as "On a Very Special Anthony Cumia Show"
1 ENDVOID94 2016-03-30
They're going to announce the Ant, Ron & Jim show too - Why else would they be broadcasting this episode for free?
1 ThankGodForBeer 2016-03-30
Maybe once/if Anthony sobers up and stops being so goddamn self destructive it's possible.
1 RTtho 2016-03-30
i wanna say this is prophetic, but we all knew yimmy was gonna do this.
0 youdonotnome 2016-03-30
He's probably announcing his resignation, and selling the compound, and retiring with a small gig at the local panera.
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0 CHRIS_PISSTOFFERSON 2016-03-30
I'm just curious, why does everybody think it's rehab? You have to remember (for those of you who don't understand how rehab works) the person who is going to rehab has to WANT to stop. It seems he has cut down on his drinking, but he has showed no signs of quitting altogether.
TLDR : The only way Ant is going to rehab is if his lawyers insist on it.
1 CHRIS_PISSTOFFERSON 2016-03-30
So there it is I stand corrected and hopefully he's going because he wants to and not because the lawyers are telling him he has to. Look at the bright side TACS will be pretty good the next couple of weeks.
-2 Stuper_man03 2016-03-30
As long as it doesn't involve any long term plans with Bennington. I don't get why this sub slurps this guy's balls all the time. I've listened to hours of this guy and still have yet to even chuckle at anything he says. I put him right up there with Sam Roberts on the useless scale. At least Anthony is interesting in a self destructive kind of way unlike that adenoidal idiot Bennington.
2 ThankGodForBeer 2016-03-30
Really? He's funny as fuck especially before Fez really went off the deep end during the last few years of R&F. Even then, though, he was great riffing with Pepper Hicks.
-13 damselnoir 2016-03-30
Jimmy is gonna be on TAC show today?! But all you bitchy and so insightful trolls said Jimmy would never be on any TAC network show again! Could it truly be, that your all just a bunch of know nothing sandwich making cunts?! Wow, your worlds must be crushed today. Don't do anything rash with that bread knife at your sandwich prep station.
3 opieanthonyjim 2016-03-30
Lmao it's still real to you huh
4 BoardroomBimmy 2016-03-30
Shh. He made us all look like fools!
0 andycumiashow 2016-03-30
I think it's cute.
22 yzyman 2016-03-30
Ron spends half the show complaining about the helicopters following him around town while poor Paralyzed Opie was forced to stir the sauce all day.
3 CharlieSheenAids 2016-03-30
Who is he, James Spader or sumptin?
0 Ant_Sucks 2016-03-30
That's fucked up. What if he was innocent? Can they make him do rehab even if he says "I din do nuffin ur honor"?
2 Elagens 2016-03-30
Agreed that anger management would be much more beneficial to Anthony than sobriety. Take away the alcohol but leave the self-loathing, paranoia, and abusive childhood unaddressed just yields you a Jimmy clone.
12 ThrowThrow117 2016-03-30
"I've been in recovery since I was 12, I know the struggle and the havoc it can wreak in your life."
1 Leofan7 2016-03-30
Ron totally will, but Jimmy will probably get on his high horse.
2 TakeMeXenu 2016-03-30
It's enough to grind my teeth down to a fine dust.