Trailer for Florentine's New One Man Show

0  2016-03-29 by richfloss

29 comments

Is he going to talk about the Cop who fucked his wife in the parking lot of a Crossfit gym?

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Ohh hell yeah man I spit out my Mountain Dew Livewire when I read your comment. Fuck Florentine I hope he kills himself. Were you the one who called in when he was talking about his divorce on Opie and Jim and bravely confronted him with the fact that HIS wife fucked a much younger man? Hahaha that was awesome! A months gold for you!

No, probably his girlfriend's suicide.

It will also be a "One Audience Member" show.

It's like a keynote address for awful comedy.

Such a natural fade on his jeans.

cum stains

Wow, he really saved a lot money on the production costs. Looks and sounds like shit.

I still don't recognise him as a comedian.

Can someone calculate how much alcohol is needed to enjoy this?

Go to your local liquor store and buy them out of everything. Repeat 5 more times and then buy some heroin. Just maybe it'll be enough.

Ever see "Beerfest"? You know that guy Landfill?

Ooo good I was wonder what else I can't eat or do because I'm not five.

It's gonna be UGE

It took him nine years to write an hour?!

I don't have the time to watch this, what am I, 5?

of course i let some 26 year old cop bang my wife in the gym bathroom. what am i 9 years old?

I like Florentine a lot I hope this does well!

Is he giving a presentation to his in-laws in his basement?

I have more respect for Club Piscopo.

@Mrjimflorentine:

2016-03-29 15:51:55 UTC

Here's the trailer to my new comedy special out 4/1. Use promo code Florentine and get digital download for $5. mycomedystore.vhx.tv … …


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I don' tink so.

Man...I love Florentine but hes really not meant for a gayass "one man show". No one is besides CQ.

I saw it live, it was pretty good. Jim even did a small tour and the shows were free. (In LA, they were) I'm not sure if it's good enough to like...release and pay money for, but to see it in person it was entertaining enough. Jim's such a nice dude if you ever talk to him after a show or anything, I know he gets a lot of shit on here but he's a good guy IRL.

I wouldnt doubt that it's good. I like everything Florentine does, except his podcast needs to retire anything that is beyond part 15. But he isn't really meant for the serious tone of a "one man show". I'm sure it's funny but I can't imagine it wouldnt be better if he just came out with a new stand up hour. But if thats what he wants to do, whatever I guess.

Yeah, honestly I couldn't imagine not seeing it live. I def wouldn't pay to just sit there at home. I hear how brilliant Colin's was, I tried to watch it on Netflix and quit about 10 minutes in. One man shows and shit like that, you have to see them live in a theater.

I played Long Story Short in the background one day while I was doing something else and liked it...but Unconstitutional....what the fuck? I admit I was like 2 or 3 beers in when I started it but it was just...impossible to pay attention to for more than 1 seconds. Like wtf is he talking about?

Saviour money

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wow, love jim but that was rough.