Katt Williams Reportedly Found Naked And Covered In Chocolate After Police Raid

31  2016-03-28 by Vic_Dum

33 comments

How the fuck can you tell if a black guy is covered in chocolate?

Because he smells better than usual

lol, I knew there was a reason I keep coming back here

Holy fuck this place

Chocolate can feed a family of four.

No, the line is "Hide the chocolate under his work boots"

No dummy, it's "hide it in a book"

Put chocolate on the ceiling.

At least he's doing better than ant

No Ant won his fight with a child.

Hahahahahahahhahahaha

I completely agree.

I want more details, like it was all over his face and hands or he like melted a bunch of chocolate and rolled in it. It says covered, I need answers.

He probably bought one of those make your own smores kits from the late night TV. I imagine in a crack induced whirlwind of confusion he tried making a smore out of random items in the house.

Sounds more like he tried to make a smore out of himself. Some Hershey's syrup, some melted crack, and squished himself between two couch cushions.

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That's just his skin, stupid.

This ain't chocolate, this is dodo baby

It's a bird?

We need a Katt and Ant show. Two formerly funny people who are just one drug filled night away from pulling a Chris Farley. They both are now only funny due to being laughed at and not laughed with.

tomorrow: "Katt williams discovered in oxygen tent he believes gives him sexual powers"

This is the real life version of Chappelle's joke about the crackhead who stole his candy bar.

Katt Williams is officially Tyrone Biggums.

"Williams says his loved one... have increased pressure on him to get help since footage of him fighting a 17-year-old surfaced online."

This is hysterical. The YouTube video claimed it was a seventh grader and because black kids are so huge, no one really questioned it.

17 year old seventh grader...sounds about right.

This fucking guy....

awwh dis nigga

Clearly the work of Wyatt Mann.

Why do so many black people that become famous go completely bananas? Comics in particular, they just turn into total assholes. These guys get some money and success and they just completely self destruct, every fucking time.

Does Anthony count? He's like a light-skinned black guy.

i dont believe you

This movie just gets better and better!

He'll be dead within a year.

TNB

I completely agree.