It'd have to be something similar to stop any kid from happily standing anywhere near an ice cream truck, especially Mr. Softee. I would've stood next to one of them if it was on fire just to get do the damn goodness. And I hated fire. Heat and noise from a vent? Jesus Christ, I never met a little girl who was that afraid of shit. This little lad was delicate in a way kids with Avian Bone Syndrome aren't even delicate.
Who was that shrink who used to call in occasionally, the one who sounded like Dr Melfi? Always pestering Anthony to get in to therapy. Always casually brushed off by him.
Jesus, me too. I'm a grown adult and I actively seek out Mr. Softee cones when I'm in NYC. I'll admit it: I look for them everywhere in Manhattan. Only a commie wouldn't.
It's the best soft serve ice cream Ive ever had. And the only place you could get 1980s Wrestler ice cream bars. If Im in NYC and I hear that dreadful music, I'll run a fucking city block to get some. Mr Softee ruled.
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27 tgrokz 2016-03-26
Now he likes the hot and noisy rear vents of young ladyboys.
18 mikestl1988 2016-03-26
Why need a shrink? Its obvious he was molested by the ice cream man
11 goutastic 2016-03-26
It'd have to be something similar to stop any kid from happily standing anywhere near an ice cream truck, especially Mr. Softee. I would've stood next to one of them if it was on fire just to get do the damn goodness. And I hated fire. Heat and noise from a vent? Jesus Christ, I never met a little girl who was that afraid of shit. This little lad was delicate in a way kids with Avian Bone Syndrome aren't even delicate.
3 I_Hate_Knickers 2016-03-26
Shrink? Mr softy? I think a sex therapist may be the order of the day.
2 3stepsbackward 2016-03-26
It follows the Jim Norton diagnostic trail of molestation.
9 Bibimbap4211 2016-03-26
That whole figuring out how to cool air thing was never his strong suit
7 GodWhatAmIDoing 2016-03-26
Well Miss Lightning has a hardie
5 GodWhatAmIDoing 2016-03-26
What? Too real?
6 YouAintGotToLieCraig 2016-03-26
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECoY6PkRsIg
6 Spew42 2016-03-26
This guy fucking gets it. Uncultured swine.
1 DamonTyler 2016-03-26
went from referencing Seinfeld on his million dollar radio show, to referencing Curb on twitter where he paid for his followers
6 Mikekekeke 2016-03-26
Probably all the different colors getting along in the bowl at the top.
6 xaway3 2016-03-26
Former Mr. Softee driver here. We all wanted nothing to do with him.
4 rahtin 2016-03-26
40 cents was a month's rent when Anthony was a kid. This menu is way too modern.
4 Bibimbap4211 2016-03-26
The way his life is going he'll soon get the chance to face his demons head on when he takes over a Long Island route.
4 McGowan9 2016-03-26
Who was that shrink who used to call in occasionally, the one who sounded like Dr Melfi? Always pestering Anthony to get in to therapy. Always casually brushed off by him.
1 SpaceEdge 2016-03-26
Lydia
3 Det_Sipowicz 2016-03-26
He's insane. There's nothing I miss more from the east coast than Mr Softee. It's one of my favorite things about being in NY.
2 goutastic 2016-03-26
Jesus, me too. I'm a grown adult and I actively seek out Mr. Softee cones when I'm in NYC. I'll admit it: I look for them everywhere in Manhattan. Only a commie wouldn't.
2 Det_Sipowicz 2016-03-26
It's the best soft serve ice cream Ive ever had. And the only place you could get 1980s Wrestler ice cream bars. If Im in NYC and I hear that dreadful music, I'll run a fucking city block to get some. Mr Softee ruled.
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2 thrillated 2016-03-26
Shuuuuuure...
2 TakeMeXenu 2016-03-26
Enthralling entry.
Is he just twittering to twitter?
2 ShitdickJunior 2016-03-26
He's responding to his rapidly approaching death by being a wistful old douche.
2 goldstandard32 2016-03-26
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUktJCmhxVI
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