My wife thinks I can go a lot longer now because I quit smoking and that increased my stamina, but the truth is I've always been able to go as long as I want for as long as I've known her, I just never went longer then 15 minutes without wanting a smoke so I'd finish up around then.
Just curious, I was a pack a day until 2 years ago, fucking weird I never think about smoking anymore then all the sudden I want a fucking smoke but it goes away after a few minutes.
you mean being accused of lying? I'm not really, bro. It was just kinda hard to tell what you meant because just because you "seen" they were smokers how do you know how many packs a day they smoke? The wording was just vague and if you really know most people that smoke to smoke 2 packs a day, I believe you, I just think thats really fuckin weird. I've known probably hundreds of people that smoke throughout my life and I dont know exactly how many cigs a day any of them do, but Ive never met anyone that went throuhgh more than a pack.
wow I typed all that for nothing, fuck. I cant see the previous comments so I dont even know what the joke was. So you werent serious? Opie is more known for lying, btw.
I painted the place/retextured the ceilings the same month I quit, put in new carpets too, and a bunch of other shit, It was all work I had planned on doing anyways so I did it all at once after I quit to help motivate me to not smoke. And also because my youngest finally moved out and it's time to actually give a shit about the house again.
I've probably gone a good 8-10 hours on various stimulants, but mainly because you can't really get fully hard for very long but the drugs still get you horny. Just regular beating off I try to finish and get on with my day pretty quickly.
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11 panasonictooth 2016-03-26
48 hours, 2 loads, 1 gram of bathsalts. 0 friends.
8 urfaceisa 2016-03-26
My wife thinks I can go a lot longer now because I quit smoking and that increased my stamina, but the truth is I've always been able to go as long as I want for as long as I've known her, I just never went longer then 15 minutes without wanting a smoke so I'd finish up around then.
5 rottenseed 2016-03-26
You're a regular romantic. Congrats on quitting.
2 scottgreenstein 2016-03-26
You smoked every 15 minutes? How many packs a day where you at when you quit?
1 urfaceisa 2016-03-26
Just when I was awake. 2+ packs like most other smokers as far as I've ever seen, nothing unusual about it.
2 stinkskc 2016-03-26
2 packs a day is insane man who do you hang out with Joe camel?
2 urfaceisa 2016-03-26
He hasn't called me since just after 911 when I said some things that he took the wrong way.
2 stinkskc 2016-03-26
Fucking hump backs am I rite?
1 scottgreenstein 2016-03-26
Just curious, I was a pack a day until 2 years ago, fucking weird I never think about smoking anymore then all the sudden I want a fucking smoke but it goes away after a few minutes.
0 Knightscribe 2016-03-26
All this past tense, fucking non-committal pussies, the both o' ya.
1 sanfrancisco69er 2016-03-26
MOST other smokers that "youve seen" smoke 2 packs a day? wtf where do you live?
1 urfaceisa 2016-03-26
Far enough away from Opie that this should not be happening to me.
1 sanfrancisco69er 2016-03-26
you mean being accused of lying? I'm not really, bro. It was just kinda hard to tell what you meant because just because you "seen" they were smokers how do you know how many packs a day they smoke? The wording was just vague and if you really know most people that smoke to smoke 2 packs a day, I believe you, I just think thats really fuckin weird. I've known probably hundreds of people that smoke throughout my life and I dont know exactly how many cigs a day any of them do, but Ive never met anyone that went throuhgh more than a pack.
1 urfaceisa 2016-03-26
I meant telling a joke and having it get ridiculously stomped on. Jesus fucking Christ.
1 sanfrancisco69er 2016-03-26
wow I typed all that for nothing, fuck. I cant see the previous comments so I dont even know what the joke was. So you werent serious? Opie is more known for lying, btw.
1 urfaceisa 2016-03-26
Actually I was telling the truth but that's kind of incidental
1 stinkskc 2016-03-26
Lmao Jesus Christ I can't imagine what your walls look like
2 urfaceisa 2016-03-26
I painted the place/retextured the ceilings the same month I quit, put in new carpets too, and a bunch of other shit, It was all work I had planned on doing anyways so I did it all at once after I quit to help motivate me to not smoke. And also because my youngest finally moved out and it's time to actually give a shit about the house again.
6 867-5309- 2016-03-26
August 16, 2002 until October 4, 2004.
7 iamcolinquim 2016-03-26
October 9, 1997 to September 11, 2001 at 8:45 am
2 DaveNone 2016-03-26
12 and one half seconds.
5 Brocktoon_in_a_jar 2016-03-26
with 2 and a half men
2 scottgreenstein 2016-03-26
Not really edging but when I was fucking on opiates I could go for hours, well the times my dick would work.
1 [deleted] 2016-03-26
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1 ShetUp 2016-03-26
I still haven't looked up what that is. I just know it's somewhere in Jimmy's internal advice flowchart.
2 rottenseed 2016-03-26
"I'm a recovering alcoholic, how long should I edge?"
1 Knightscribe 2016-03-26
Not sure, what time is it?
1 ChipStrikeGlobalOffe 2016-03-26
I'll give the only honest answer. 11 hours.
1 DamonTyler 2016-03-26
8 minutes
1 herpacin 2016-03-26
Till the skin sloughed of my pekkah.
1 Youseeonlydarkness 2016-03-26
I've probably gone a good 8-10 hours on various stimulants, but mainly because you can't really get fully hard for very long but the drugs still get you horny. Just regular beating off I try to finish and get on with my day pretty quickly.
-3 Eyehatemyjob 2016-03-26
36 hours. Adderall is one helluva drug
0 Moveinslience 2016-03-26
adderall... you pussy....smoke meth like a normal person
-1 ScorchIsMyHero 2016-03-26
Adderall? Who are you, Ant?
-1 Lyle_D_Chipperson 2016-03-26
Gavin?