Rambling through this world, all alone

We take your gigs, you’re on your own

Your bro's not straight, and did a crime

On the Tranny’s Bed until you die

That was beautiful.

Did you know that his account is still up?

He's probably reading this right now.

u/BrotherJoeCumia comment?

10/10

I'm a young lad that isn't well versed in music. What song is this parodying?

The Sons of Anarchy theme song: "This Life" by Curtis Stigers & The Forest Rangers

Absolutely fucking brilliant

Even a scarf wearing English faggot sees Joe as an easy target.

Fucking stevieknight, love that little limey.

The top comment in this thread is damn good, but cant get much better than Stevey's. God bless him.

NONE OF YOU WILL NEVER KNOW US ON A PERSONAL LEVEL, LIKE BIG A DOES AND ITS INFURIATING TO YOU

That really is the best line in there. Is he so delusional that he has convinced himself that we're so desperate to be friends with Brother Joe, Big A and Fred from Broooklyn?

http://i.imgur.com/3JgT9zg.jpg

Every single one of them looks like either a potential sex offender or a workplace spree shooter. Or both.

Is the guy in the sloth shirt from here you think?

couldnt be

Every time I see this picture, I have a hard time finding my favorite person.

Usually, it's the passed out homeless guy in the front row.

But Big A's quizzical dog face is always fun too.

The in-studio holding tank.

Just imagine the stink in there.

Whole lotta middle aged men wearing jeans and a black shirt

White New Balance kicks too

I cant stand to view that picture again!! The burning jealousy that it ignites, when I realise I'll never be so close to a Cumia is too much!!

Guy in the flannel shirt is about to Private Pyle that motherfucker.

PEOPLE WITHOUT FORMAL EDUCATION TEND TO WRITE IN CAPS

"I'm" actually proud "that" my "actions" prompted "him" to spend 30 "minutes" writing "that" nonsense.

EDIT: My user name last year was JCP_1975 and I had the HATES SAM ROBERTS tag, which is what he is referring to, instead of actually addressing me by my username. Fucking dolt.

Wut up jcp!

He's lying. I was jcp1975.

Gold please.

I think he actually believes the horseshit him and tranth spew.

Dude I don't post shit him because I won't waste a single brain cell on him because he doesn't matter. but what he doesn't understand if he just shut the fuck up we'd go away. Reacting like this isn't winning, it's only making matters worse.

If he just stopped responding after a week or two it'd stop. Instead he has to "Take a Stand" and only makes himself seem more like in idiot and unlikeable. Dude you're a famous guys brother nobody cares about your quasi-racist white trash bullshit. Noone here is a SJW, they're using tactics that they know work. Just stop. Take the ego hit and just allow this sub to do what they do. The more you fight it the more it's going to hurt you.

We're not getting gigs canceled (except maybe panera guy) it isn't affecting our lives. You can only lose. Most of the people come on here to distract themselves at work or for a laugh. At the end of the day, this isn't our lives, it's entertainment. So cut the tough guy shit and just ignore it. Anthony blew up his career with social media, and he had thousands of fans defending him.

This is how the sub reacts when he posts this nonsense. http://49.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltncmjy5X01r5r5uqo1_400.gif

If he just stopped responding after a week or two it'd stop.

because that has worked out great for Gregg

Yes but Opie has thousands of hours of recorded dialogue, many of which involve douchery. People are gonna find that and post it. Also he still does 3 hours a day of radio. Brother Joe can and should just go away. He can disappear off the radar. Opie can't for us

I love the follow up comment

Yeah that was me on my old account.

Gold please.

I don't know why BJ even bothers with you redditards. You are nothing. You just want attention. You dont matter to Joe. You are less than guys that Joe beat up in high school. He isn't going to take you in the bathroom to fulfill your fantasies of getting the attention of a celebrity. BJ is too busy taking other men in the toilet.

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This is the reason i come to this sub. Keep up the good work everyone

It's almost sick to see how often Opie, Anthony and Joe, three of the biggest sociopathic liars, use the term "I'm going to be 100% honest...".

Not one of them possesses the capability.

This dude is hard fucking core.

Co fucking caine

Soon that comment will disappear and some talent bookers will be spammed by white middle-aged nobodies begging them to forgive people who don't use paragraphs.

That's one of my favorite "Brother Joe" rants....Is he truly that DELUSIONAL that he believes that this sub's "collective" hatred for Sam, Opie, and himself are because they are close w "Anth"?? Does he really THINK that we're "SO envious" that we LASH OUT (at them)??? He feels he'll "knock us down a peg" by saying that Anthony thinks we're "assholes"???? For fucks SAKE man!!!!!!

I guess he doesn't realize that Anthony isn't exactly well liked here.

I don't hate Sam Roberts. I dislike him for the most part but he did have a few funny moments on the air and I hope the little frizzy haired Neanderthal has a long and happy life.

I don't hate Opie. I just hate the fact that he tried so hard to say for years how he wasn't anything like other DJ's when in fact that is all he ever was. I wish him a longish life raising Bam's son and daughter.

The crew sponging off of Anthony I don't hate either. I suspect most of them feel the same way most of us do but if a thousandaire is stupid enough to pay them to be around then more power to them for sucking up as much of the cash as they can get and pretending to like him. It's not like they are loser family members who never achieved success on their own and are sponging off a wealthier sibling. They're just strangers taking advantage of a delusional rich person who buys friends.

I really don't hate Anthony either. Hate requires you have some feeling or intense emotion for a person. It requires an effort that he is not worth. I don't live in or near NY and even if I did I wouldn't want to go near Anthony's house of horrors. I just read the posts goofing on him and goof on him myself because it's funny and it passes the time of day when I am working or bored and stuck at home. Hopefully the few years he has left before his liver fails or he goes insane and offs himself will be as good as they can be.

Joe I despise but don't hate. I despise him for claiming that some measure of Anthony's success is due to him. I despise him for taking money from his younger brother and acting like that is okay. I despise him because he thinks he is somehow better than everyone else when he is just a parasite sucking money from his brother like he's entitled to it. I watched his solo acoustic video and saw the showoff wall of guitars and just felt disgusted. All of them hanging there, looking brand new, no history to them. Usually you see a guitarist showing a guitar and explaining a backstory of how and why they got the guitar and what it means to them. But not Joe. He just sees one, wants it and has his brother buy it for him. He makes me sick. His racism that he won't own up to now that it cost him gigs. His utter refusal to ever admit he is wrong. Being a liar but acting like he is not. He is just an all around despicable human being. But I don't hate him. I hope when Anthony dies he leaves his remaining money to Sue Lightning or some other tranny and Joe has nothing and has to go back to work and gets to see all the people he looks down on now when he has his BROTHERS money to live off on.

It's funny to say you hate Sam...how dumb is Joe? talk about clueless. I think Sam is funny....but how is that funny to just sit around and compliment people? Mocking Sam's unknown race and twink voice is fun. Can Joe be more of a confused old man?

I have no problem with Sam. His shit stirring is funny, but I can't listen to his show. Period. I just have no interest in discussion about wrestling, Kanye, and chicken nuggets

Do you really have that much time on your hands to write all that? I glanced at it because I have a life...make a mental note, wasting all that time writing something 3 people read means you hate all of them or most likely yourself.

Yeah I'm sorry I didn't add lots of quotations to it to make it look more important like Joes ramblings. But you know you read all of it.

TL;DR

Please give u/I_Hate_Knickers gold. He's hella funny and coo.

boooo

haha like a ghost

☺️

ted scheklers give me old a year after I asked for it emporium

ha ha you're so funny gold please.

🙂

"knock us down a peg" by saying that Anthony thinks we're "assholes"????

If a group of people sat around talking about how I'm a washed up, lazy, alcoholic, unintelligent, decaying faced, politically retarded, clown wigged, girl beating, tranny fucking pedophile with a failed podcast. I wouldn't think too fondly of them either. Joe acts like the disdain is only coming from Ant's side which is really the pathetic part.

I also wouldn't use the word peg either.

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You can literally hear the sound of his brain frying when you read that. It's good for a few chuckles.

Going by his logic, how come this place used to love Ant and hates him now? Is it because we found out we didn't have a chance at being Ants personal friends? Lol. Or is it because he's descended into pissy "bitch shit" and boring unfunny repetitive talk radio with the same retard guests?

Does he really believe that the hatred towards him is due to just being related to Anthony? smh

Steve knight really does rock

He thinks people want to know him on a personal level? did he just throw himself in with Ant? Oh my, he's lost it. And The Compound does NOT look like a cool place to hang out...like, at all. It's not The Playboy mansion It's Big A, Fred From Brooklyn, Bobo, and that harry troll Linz sitting around drinking shitty beer and watching Ant drink himself to domestic abuse. Ewww.

Funny, the Compund doesn't seem that cool anymore. Based on the Periscopes,it looks like it is filled with aging Long Island trash near do wells.

*ne'er

I hope that doesn't come off cunty. I just wish people would use terms like ne'er do well and vagabond more often.

All day, e'er day

That's deep man I changed my mind.

Who would've thought Brother Joe would be a fan of the Oxford comma?

Btw he was absolutely murdered by that comment.

Think there were shouting matches at the poker table regarding Joe's "Reddit situation"? "Joe, what ya gotta doose is just lure one to da Compund and badda bing, problem solved....da cops, they gonna look da other way, day luv Anth"

'hit one with a pipe' is the brilliant plan the cumia geniuses nutted out

he's mad at people "coming after him for his TV logo that they have nothing to do with". Is he referring to the Guinness logo? He has nothing to do with it either!

No, I called him out for him stealing the logo he used when he started his 'Guilt By Association' podcast. I'll try and find the original post.

Edit: https://www.reddit.com/r/opieandanthony/comments/2jf091/brother_joe_property_thief/

Oh yeah that was funny, fuck that was a year ago?

Feels like 5

That's because Anthony looks like he's aging in dog years since his firing.

I think Brother Joe might've lost this one, brah.

Brother Joe, take the L

What do i gotta do to get an invite to the compound?

Promise to let Ant win a few hands at poker, laugh at all his jokes and let him sniff your neice's panties

Have tits and a dick

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Haha wow. Anyone who ever said anything bad about our sweet young 6'5" Billy Corgan twink owes an apology.

This sub fucking rules....keep at it boys, seems like you are getting to him lol

buy /opieandanthony war bonds to help support the effort! our

more proof the sub has no impact on their lives.

So Ant is allowed to be a dick to Opie, but Opie isn't allowed to be a dick to Anthony. Nor are we allowed to be dicks to Anthony or Joe.

Man that 2U money and pussy is fogging up his brain.

Re-listening to some older shows, unless it's some celeb or comic, Anthony is fucking awful with any sort of criticism. Always figured it was just Opie, but the angrier he is all that wit burns away fast.

"I fuck models!" "Your wife is fat!"

Joe Cumia is Greek for Fuckin' Faggot. His mother knew instantly he was a Joe Cumia when he fell out of her stretched out twat.

Luckily she no longer remembers it.

Consequences will never be the same!

I had to do a double take when he spelled out NEVER, it was psychology 101.

The ramblings of a true hanger-on.

Good luck bro.

Anthony is the absolute center of his world so he thinks it must be true for everybody.

He is one dumb asshole.

Why do they all think we just wanna hang with ant In his geriatric basement with big a?

Bro joe is right about one thing, I do believe he's run into a lot of dick heads. Possibly bent over and running backward but I digress.

For more comprehensive hate-reading, check out: https://www.reddit.com/user/BrotherJoeCumia - a true piece of shit.

Ted Kaczynski would be proud.

I'll be proud of you if you give me gold.

Thank you very much.

His vocabulary is very extensive http://i.imgur.com/74tZFnR.png

Found at http://www.snoopsnoo.com/u/BrotherJoeCumia

The comment at the end, beautiful.

I think he's right, you guys. I mean, we have been gargling Anth's balls for the past year.

It's not like his angry drunk ramblings where he cries about us and we tear him to shreds have been stickied here. Several times.

It's not like we've destroyed his self-image of a wop macho guy by uncovering the love affair he had and possibly still has going on with at least one transsexual.

It's always a great sign when your 50 line manifesto of delusion and run on sentences is destroyed by a 15 word response.

We need a tl;dr on this one.

Rich Vos live in Lexington April 7-10th at Comedy Off Broadway.

Social Media has done nothing but ruin their lives, yet they continue to use it constantly. It's fucking baffling.

STEVEAYYY

After all is said and done.
Your bro sucks dick.
Your band's no fun.
You're a shitdick.

You're at your worst, when it's time to act hurt.
You're an old lazy fuck, leech off anthony's work.

YOU'RE OLD AS FUCK!
YOU ARE A RACIST!
WE JUST WISH YOU COULD HAVE DIED YOUNG!
YOU'RE OLD AS FUCK!

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"A pissy little self entitled bitch that needs to be "offended" to feel a sense of "belonging" and self importance."

Why is he taking shots at soccer mom, let me write a letter to my gym for not having my juice in large anymore Jimmy? Shots fired?

After his long-winded rant full of delusion, unwarranted self-importance, and fail, Steven Knight steps in and tools him right in the ass with one sentence. Bravo sir.

He's right.

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Would you stop saying "Fact" before every post you dumb old faggot

127 IQ, posts in 25 day old thread.

Fact: you have a 127 IQ and don't know how to click "reply."

Fact: Joe Cumia spits into little kids' mouths for sexual gratification.

Fact: I'm reading it right NOW.

Hi Joe! :)

Fact: I'm a big fan Joe!

Question: How can I get tickets to that Tarara Winery show?

Loving the new website, Joe! joecumia.com really is a hoot and a holler!

Why are you here? You're obsessed with this sub.

How about now?

I thought we didn't have an affect on your life?