[shitpost] Idea for Jim's next special

0  2016-03-23 by MandrakesLeg

I just watched about 10 minutes of Demitri Martin's newest special on Netflix. Jim should just do the exact same jokes as Chip for his next special. I honestly don't even know what to make of it. They're not even jokes. It's just the uninteresting musings of a guy.

"Hey, what's the deal with pet birds? It's like what you got feathers or sumptin? tsssss"

15 comments

8  RolandsPube 2016-03-23

No need, Jimmy's cartoon will get picked up by Netflix

1  buurp 2016-03-23

Genre marked as "Drama"

8  PeckaSucka 2016-03-23

That's alternative comedy for ya. Demitri Martin got a hipsters ribs hurtin taday.

1  satsamsit 2016-03-23

Dani's?

1  SHUT_UP_STUPID 2016-03-23

Act like ya got damn nice

1  CIAshill18081990 2016-03-23

There's this comedy show on viceland that shows purely "alternative comedy". It's God awful

2  Ant_Sucks 2016-03-23

I just checked on Netflix. Holy shit you're right. He has one joke that went something like "Why put a sign on a door that says 'Please use other door'. You're a door, you don't get to have a break cawksucka". tsss tssss

0  MandrakesLeg 2016-03-23

Yeah, I really wasn't exaggerating. And the crowd is all giggling like they just smoked a bunch of opium. I don't mind the guy that much. I think his past stuff has been clever in a Steven Wright kind of way, but holy shit.

2  SteakSauce66 2016-03-23

No. Steven Wright is actually funny. Demetri Martin couldn't make a retarded three year old laugh.

1  Tom_Stall 2016-03-23

I recently watched Jimmy Carr's special. He has a part where he talks about the Donkey Punch, Angry Pirate and many others.

I liked it.

1  blue_magoo_62 2016-03-23

im thinking a reenactment of private pyle but with live rounds

0  sanfrancisco69er 2016-03-23

I'm surprised by the universal hatred for Demetri. His latest special was pretty lazy as like 60% of the material was recycled from his previous special and his closing but was just a joke somewhere in the middle of his last one. But I've always thought a lot of his one-liners were pretty funny. Hmph.

3  NoirMagieGateau 2016-03-23

I couldn't stand him since I first saw his comedy central special, before I started listenign to O&A. The barrage of one liners and the disinterested tone in his voice was annoying. He felt like a snobby Hedberg knock off.

1  ShetUp 2016-03-23

He's got some good ones but he's gotta knock that guitar shit off.

0  NortheastPhilly 2016-03-23

I liked his tv show