r/opieandanthony: Speaking of fallen stars, check out Corey Feldman's IndieGoGo campaign. It's hilarious until you realize that he's "all in", then it's just sad and depressing. Plus he looks like bloated Skrillex.

34 pfgposter 2016-03-23

He writes like a girl Anthony would date.

6 CigarsNCrotch 2016-03-23

Maybe we can get him to catfish Anthony for $1,000.

3 MrKrinkel 2016-03-23

RU in 2 me GRL ;)

16 outtyn1nja 2016-03-23

What kind of nut job types like this?

Thank U 4 stopping by 2 check out my campaign. Here's what's going on: I know the questions most of U must be thinking right now...questions like...Why have I brought U here? What is this all about? And most importantly Y would a Movie Star like U be asking us 4 $? Dont U have your own $? And Y R U asking us 2 help when U R already successful. Let me do my best 2 answer those questions.

I find it hard to read.

9 jonesy6969 2016-03-23

it's like he typed it on a cell phone or something

8 K33PSUMMRSAYFE 2016-03-23

Yeah, one from 1999 when they had keypads like regular phones instead of computer keyboards and you had to push a key 3 times to get the right letter.

5 I_Hate_Knickers 2016-03-23

You're in the right place.

5 MicrowaveYourFork 2016-03-23

Ones that have more than likely been sodomized by Michael Jackson.

5 zmontoya 2016-03-23

Ironic how this written for the sake of simplicity yet it makes it infinitely harder to read.

0 I_Hate_Knickers 2016-03-23

WAS ^it?

3 dankfranklin 2016-03-23

Old man trying to talk like the kids these days.

2 theendofanerror 2016-03-23

Come on, Prince invented that nonsense in the 80's.

2 CCRed95 2016-03-23

Hes a very busy man. You think he has time to write out "to" every time it comes up in a sentence? Thats madness

2 AmberBeard 2016-03-23

He just needs 4$? That's reasonable.

3 outtyn1nja 2016-03-23

I suppose. I think I'm mostly annoyed at the fact that he capitalized "Movie Star" like it's some kind of important profession.

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1 RoosterBrains 2016-03-23

Yeeeesss, is this Corey from Australia

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15 FaggotBannedKeith 2016-03-23

"Feldmansion Studios" is somehow worse than hearing "Live from the compound"

10 kumia_kinte 2016-03-23

Live from PFG Studios in Manch-Vegas!

6 MowgliCSM 2016-03-23

I would say if you are begging people for money, saying you are in a mansion is poor form.

14 Icculus1833 2016-03-23

he did give us the greatest video on the internet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iO_8n5y5edk

8 crookedmile 2016-03-23

It's like he's perpetually stuck in this alternate 1989 funk-rock-universe where he thinks he's Michael Jackson. He's been doing this shit for 25 fucking years now and is a complete and utter failure. Talk about arrested development.

2 crunchtimestudio 2016-03-23

Who the FUCK is that bald cunt? This video just ruined my fucking week.

3 stinkskc 2016-03-23

... Howard

3 RoosterBrains 2016-03-23

Hoohoo

2 crookedmile 2016-03-23

Stern.

2 crookedmile 2016-03-23

Howard Stern

1 imcrapyall 2016-03-23

Sinead O' Connor. She's looked better.

1 I_Hate_Knickers 2016-03-23

^good

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1 imcrapyall 2016-03-23

For some reason this made me think of this scene in The World's End.

https://youtu.be/gRBOrpdfsiM?t=1m6s

1 I_Hate_Knickers 2016-03-23

You're so wrong. He's been doing this for over 30 years at this point.

5 crunchtimestudio 2016-03-23

Didn't Corey Feldman get raped a whole bunch? After watching this, I'm so retroactively supportive.

2 BoardroomBimmy 2016-03-23

Yes. By life, every single day since 1988.

1 I_Hate_Knickers 2016-03-23

raped ⁱⁿ his a hole a bunch

3 WayneRooneysHairPlug 2016-03-23

I think this one might be better. https://youtu.be/AsSP8a0ToGY

1 QuantumTabby 2016-03-23

Ouch, that was painful. I think...i think i might be dying.

1 LinkRazr 2016-03-23

What the fuck?

1 scorchingcaseOderpes 2016-03-23

I've seen ISIS videos with better production value than this.

1 DaveNone 2016-03-23

Nice to see Howard skipped his wig for whatever that trainwreck was.

1 ApevonTarskin 2016-03-23

Some Jews have too much energy for their own good.

1 jsmill1 2016-03-23

beat me to it, damn.

1 IIIIIIIIIIlIl 2016-03-23

Yo wtf: This was 1992 It looks like michael jackson stole moves from Corey. Whats up with that?

11 pfgposter 2016-03-23

Corey Feldman looks like Tommy Wiseau's eurotrash son.

4 olafmetalface 2016-03-23

Holy shit, you nailed it.

2 EskimoEscrow 2016-03-23

Oh, Hi Corey

9 MicrowaveYourFork 2016-03-23

Corey Haim is having a better 2016.

2 FaggotBannedKeith 2016-03-23

And looking better.

7 TriangleDimes 2016-03-23

As many of U know, I have been hard at work 4 quite a while on my new album "ANGELIC 2 THE CORE".

Excellent.

6 GenericThrowaway2016 2016-03-23

Corey Feldman is hurting.

1 crookedmile 2016-03-23

Naw man, he's on a musical journey.

6 PeckaSucka 2016-03-23

Asking for help from his "FeldFam"

Douchechillary to the max.

3 TriangleDimes 2016-03-23

No no, it's FeldFanFam, it's for FeldFans who are part of a family. I don't know what to picture but I'm going to go ahead and picture juggalos.

6 NevadaJPH 2016-03-23

I feel like donating & hoping it ends up getting more $ than the Chip abortion

5 TheFatMosque 2016-03-23

this is fucking awesome

5 Mod_Impersonator 2016-03-23

Come on FeldFam, let's rally and get this goal reached!

5 ObsessiveMuso 2016-03-23

Within 6 months, it had been seen by a million people worldwide. It was an instant viral hit.

He seems like he has The Opsters understanding of "viral".

4 I_Hate_Knickers 2016-03-23

I have to maintain love for this guy because he was:

1 in The Burbs, Goonies, Gremlins and The Lost Boys.

2 financially raped by his cunt parents

3 literally raped by Michael Jackson

Poor Corey. Celebrity makes nuts out of bananas.

4 olafmetalface 2016-03-23

"International radio heard from Los Angeles all the way to to Sydney Australia." Soooo, basically the south Pacific Ocean.

3 FaggotBannedKeith 2016-03-23

And "instant".

2 imcrapyall 2016-03-23

You missed the best part where he lists off the "greatest names" in "music" like Fred Durst and B Howard that are on the album.

https://youtu.be/hubQSrKto7U?t=1m13s

This fucking zero instead of taking the Macklemore route and letting the audience decide if his music is even great enough to be on the charts (hint: it's not) decides to pander to what small fanbase he has in order to go mainstream and be on the top 40. What a fucking dillweed. This motherfucker has connections i'm sure we can only dream about and yet instead of taking it on himself he goes elsewhere. Fucking dumb asshole.

Instead of trying to look like a fucking klansman who watched The Crow one too many times and became influenced by My Chemical Romance's Black Parade he could be fucking trying to make listenable music. Fuck me, I hate motherfuckers that say I want to be one of the most successful people and yet try to do the most fucking bare minimal of work and don't sacrifice. You have a record label motherfucker? I don't even have enough money to buy a god damn record so eat my shit and choke you former fucking lucky good for nothing.

tl;dr the whole video equates to i'm rich, but not nigger rich.

5 knitro 2016-03-23

He's a real child of the 80s in that he never learned how to type

4 jonesy6969 2016-03-23

thought this guy died?

12 I_Hate_Knickers 2016-03-23

No that was Haim, the cute one all the lil girls loved. His head fell off.

4 chicken-named-mike 2016-03-23

Died from incurable cuteness.

2 satsamsit 2016-03-23

Acute drug overdose.

5 I_Hate_Knickers 2016-03-23

Yeah he was pretty old.

1 smailskid 2016-03-23

Gee, his head fell off? That's pretty bad.

3 axeheadroad 2016-03-23

Yeah, he was pretty old.

4 TonsOfUsername 2016-03-23

The guys on The Bonfire would love this

3 Nibib123 2016-03-23

Hahaha... what childhood?

4 TakeMeXenu 2016-03-23

Is this real

3 crookedmile 2016-03-23

How great would it be if this got fully funded while lil' Yimmy's cartoon only got to 31%. Oh the laughter we would have!!

3 TheSweetSniff 2016-03-23

He does his makeup like Micheal. He's coke-jag animated. He want's you to hang with him for one more album. Balls in your court fellas.

3 crookedmile 2016-03-23

Also, I just want to highlight a certain perk:

$10 USD Insta Pic I will take a pic on request of whatever U want me 2 do, n post it 2 my insta acct 4 U. I will pose, in any way U like, or take pics of my house, my studio, or what my closet looks like...up 2 U! NOTE nothing vulgar or offensive & NO NUDITY! Just good clean fun!*

Think of the possibilities!!!!

3 Mod_Impersonator 2016-03-23

Him holding a sign that says "Peckahs" might be worth $10, I dunno I'm just riffin.

3 ChurchOfBaldOpie 2016-03-23

You know... You got me thinking... This could be great promotion for our sub... And of course for all peckahs worldwide!

1 Mud- 2016-03-23

Vurry good...

3 FrunkisOA 2016-03-23

Have him make single letters with his body.... Think YMCA. Have him spell out something awful, donation by donation, combine them all into one... I dunno

Just Spitballin

3 biobotX1 2016-03-23

"Check out Corey Feldman" --my sister circa 1986. "Check out Corey Feldman" --addiction councilors circa 1996 "Check out Corey Feldman" --noone circa 2016

3 theendofanerror 2016-03-23

This guy's band used to rehearse at the same studio as mine in Van Nuys and we'd see him with his entourage of 'hot chicks' in the lobby all the time. I think I caught hepatitis just being the in same building. LA sleaze so pure and sad you can't believe it actually exists.

1 majestik6 2016-03-23

Someone tell Corey the 80s are o-v-e-r

2 anaLog1989 2016-03-23

Anyone wanna chip in and send this guy a fatal amount of mexican knockoff prescription narcotics?

1 majestik6 2016-03-23

I'm close enough to walk to mexico, I'll pick em up

2 TrackSuitVos 2016-03-23

If I had $40 and Facebook, I would do it.

2 TacoTrots 2016-03-23

As if mimicking Michael Jackson wasn't bad enough, now he's clearly moving into Prince territory with his writing.

He's almost as bad as Brother Joe.

2 mcurl67 2016-03-23

He showed up at a minor league baseball game last summer in a small town in the middle of Pennsylvania and dropped this gem:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2P5WEbLmu4k

The minor league team publicly apologized the next day. It was pretty great.

1 majestik6 2016-03-23

At that point, I'd kill myself

2 spinuch 2016-03-23

This is his last update "COME ON #EVERYBODY WE ONLY HAV AN HR & A HALF LEFT IN THE 1st DAY, WE GOTTA GET 2 $1000 BY THE END OF THE DAY!! WE CAN DO IT!!! JUST ANOTHER $250 IS ALL WE NEED!!! PLEASE HELP ME MAKE THE 1ST DAY A SUCCESS!"

2 Boredghost77 2016-03-23

The best thing of all time is corey feldman on howard sterns tv show in the 90's singing a song called "what up with youth"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iO_8n5y5edk

2 jsmill1 2016-03-23

I can't help but feel badly for someone who seems to have no concept of the way people perceive them. Or maybe feel really great for them too, since he seems to think he's a major star in spite of not being able to get access to $100,000. Maybe he's actually better off with his mental problems than all of us are.

1 MartyVanB 2016-03-23

I love going out on that stage & coming alive with the lights, & the roar of the crowd.

When he said "roar of the crowd" that was when I knew he was lying

1 MoeGreenVegas 2016-03-23

'roar' or ''crowd'?

1 majestik6 2016-03-23

Vice did a great story on him. It was Cumia-esque. http://www.vice.com/read/i-went-to-corey-feldmans-birthday-party

1 Infamous_P_I_G 2016-03-23

Bonfire should have him on, let him promote this shit and they can goof on him.

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1 suchanjv 2016-03-23

It's so fucking painful to read. Fucking retard replaces all versions of two, to, and too with "2"! Not to mention all the "U" and "R".

He also capitalizes YOUR as if he's proud he knows the correct way to spell the word.

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1 Tempo119 2016-03-23

He looks more like Geddy Lee than Geddy Lee does.

1 MershComic 2016-03-23

Am I doing Youtube comments correctly?

1 [deleted] 2016-03-23

50k to have Corey Feldman's band come perform at your house... worst money spent ever

1 TakeMeXenu 2016-03-23

He'll pay me $50,000 to let his band play my party? Not bad. Still a lot to put up with, but I'd consider it.

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1 762x39mm 2016-03-23

crackle crackle

1 EmmSee 2016-03-23

Flexible Funding! We know this scam.

1 southhemispherefan 2016-03-23

Imagine if he raised more than jimmy.. oof

1 donald_kingsley 2016-03-23

Well I'm not reading all that, no matter how hilarious it might be.

8 crookedmile 2016-03-23

It's like he's perpetually stuck in this alternate 1989 funk-rock-universe where he thinks he's Michael Jackson. He's been doing this shit for 25 fucking years now and is a complete and utter failure. Talk about arrested development.

3 WayneRooneysHairPlug 2016-03-23

I think this one might be better. https://youtu.be/AsSP8a0ToGY

5 crunchtimestudio 2016-03-23

Didn't Corey Feldman get raped a whole bunch? After watching this, I'm so retroactively supportive.

1 LinkRazr 2016-03-23

What the fuck?

1 scorchingcaseOderpes 2016-03-23

I've seen ISIS videos with better production value than this.

1 DaveNone 2016-03-23

Nice to see Howard skipped his wig for whatever that trainwreck was.

0 I_Hate_Knickers 2016-03-23

WAS ^it?