It all started with the father. Joe Cumia Sr. was a renowned child molester, he butt fucked his way across this country until he landed in California. Once there, that child fucking bitch sucked the skin off of every child penis within a 10 mile radius.
I don't think it is so much as being gay. but he loves a filthy late night rendevouz.
Tell the wife you are playing Monkeys wing Shack, then go suck and fuck a dirty dick, get sprayed with semen from multiple bikers, then go home and kiss his wife and kids with dried semen crusting off his face like a bad sunburn.
'Joseph Cumia, brother of disgraced shock jock Anthony Cumia and member of several prominent cover bands, came out this week as a homosexual. He had previously tried to cultivate an image of biker machismo, which he admitted in a lengthy Facebook post was just a cover for his conflicted sexuality. He also admitted that while he is not currently in a long term relationship, he continues to 'cruise' the internet and many Long Island gay hotspots. Now that he is out of closet, he will be able to live his preferred lifestyle with more freedom. He hopes to work in the future to bring awareness to the gay and lesbian communities.'
47 comments
56 IggysGlove 2016-03-20
No posting of personal information on this sub. It's stickied dude.
For a guy as gay as joe this is tantamount to doxxing.
5 AIDS_PISS 2016-03-20
joke
joke explanation
7 IggysGlove 2016-03-20
Don't go breaking my kayfabe.
-18 Mouthful_of_cum 2016-03-20
(makes facebook post with the definition of tantamount)
11 IggysGlove 2016-03-20
I don't know what kind of joke you are attempting to make, and assume the downvotes is more about not understanding than disagreeing?
27 ScrobDobbins 2016-03-20
I downvoted just because I saw other downvotes and wanted to pile on.
3 IggysGlove 2016-03-20
That's why I said something. I can't tell what he meant. He seems against what I said but who can be sure.
It's that feeling combined with piling in that has gotten him to where he is today.
4 FitDisc27 2016-03-20
The Joe post where he put the definition of SJW at the bottom. It's actually a very good Joe slam
11 Mouthful_of_cum 2016-03-20
Thank you. And the definition of racist to prove hes not racist etc. Really got to them
1 FitDisc27 2016-03-20
Puts on those wrap arounds and smiles, satisfied
1 onemancrimespree 2016-03-20
I believe from the username this is a woman. Or Ant's other alt.
1 rottenseed 2016-03-20
Yeah, what a total faggot!
26 Doctor_Peckhaz 2016-03-20
It all started with the father. Joe Cumia Sr. was a renowned child molester, he butt fucked his way across this country until he landed in California. Once there, that child fucking bitch sucked the skin off of every child penis within a 10 mile radius.
2 CharlieSheenAids 2016-03-20
Sounds hot
2 piggyboi 2016-03-20
That's what I call an unabashed indictment.
2 ShadowbannedKeithM 2016-03-20
He sure loved a good child penis.
2 revt1 2016-03-20
Are you his official chronicler??
Give the FBI my regards.
1 SirWallaceII 2016-03-20
but all else, real.
19 Aemon12 2016-03-20
Joseph Cumia is a legend; never forget
7 SwampYankee 2016-03-20
Did he really put Sons of Anarchy stickers on his motorcycle and wore that jacket? Douche Level Infinity! Wouldn't real bikers beat you up for that?
4 I_Hate_Knickers 2016-03-20
Your sweetness is my weakness.
;)
4 ucfgavin 2016-03-20
holy shit that is hilarious
3 CharlieSheenAids 2016-03-20
This is one of the best things I've ever seen.
1 [deleted] 2016-03-20
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10 AntsCamera 2016-03-20
I don't think it is so much as being gay. but he loves a filthy late night rendevouz.
Tell the wife you are playing Monkeys wing Shack, then go suck and fuck a dirty dick, get sprayed with semen from multiple bikers, then go home and kiss his wife and kids with dried semen crusting off his face like a bad sunburn.
3 EmptyMyBag 2016-03-20
You should be writing Rentboys 2
2 revt1 2016-03-20
Modern day Shakespeare!
2 mrheh 2016-03-20
It's cold out here.
10 JimmysLostFat 2016-03-20
Guilty by association!
9 shameofyou 2016-03-20
gets lonely patrolling samcro turf, sometimes he just needs to pull over for a quick hug and kiss
9 FaggotBannedKeith 2016-03-20
The real reason Joe's condo association fined him for putting his trash out the curb a day early is because he wasn't with it.
6 SlappyJiggler 2016-03-20
Yes, thank you for reminding us.
6 shemthepen 2016-03-20
'Joseph Cumia, brother of disgraced shock jock Anthony Cumia and member of several prominent cover bands, came out this week as a homosexual. He had previously tried to cultivate an image of biker machismo, which he admitted in a lengthy Facebook post was just a cover for his conflicted sexuality. He also admitted that while he is not currently in a long term relationship, he continues to 'cruise' the internet and many Long Island gay hotspots. Now that he is out of closet, he will be able to live his preferred lifestyle with more freedom. He hopes to work in the future to bring awareness to the gay and lesbian communities.'
5 3stepsbackward 2016-03-20
Joseph Cumia, member of the U2 cover band, 2U, is a white nationalist and should not be hired for gigs.
Also, a faggot.
5 Cold-in-the-D 2016-03-20
He was known as the rub and tug kiiiiid back in the army
5 Sicboy69 2016-03-20
But without the fashion, manners, class or ambition
3 opi3dope 2016-03-20
I fully endorse this service or product.
2 OpiesBreasts 2016-03-20
He sure is.
2 AyyLMAOBlazeIt420 2016-03-20
This is the bravest shit post I've ever seen.
It might not be PC, but it needed to be said!
You might get downvoted to hell, but you have my support for standing up to the man, OP.
1 sanfrancisco69er 2016-03-20
this guys not afraid to go really against the grain and risk being hated for what he believes. A brave soul.
1 CigarsNCrotch 2016-03-20
He's a faggot of pontificating proportions.
1 ChurchOfBaldOpie 2016-03-20
The crow flies straight...
2 CigarsNCrotch 2016-03-20
Straight into the arms of another man.
1 RaqioFan 2016-03-20
This isn't news
-1 DutchHarry 2016-03-20
Why don't you take your camera and go to Joe and say that he is a faggot in his face? I mean you're not a coward right?
3 CharlieSheenAids 2016-03-20
Just like he'd call someone a nigger to their face? Shut up faggot
0 DutchHarry 2016-03-20
Faggot, go suck a dick bitch, put in a wig and some fake boobs maybe Joe can hook you up with Ant, cus that is what you really want right
2 CharlieSheenAids 2016-03-20
No, faggot baby boy