None of you guys were as cool as me

51  2016-03-19 by BRUTAL_ANAL_RAPE8888

52 comments

Cardholder number 22222 my buddayss

Hooooo-Raaaaa

Hooo-Ahhhh*.

You're thinking The Marines.

I have this really ugly shirt they printed at some point - https://i.imgur.com/03MesrV.jpg

also the back is the exact same thing

Holy fuck that's great

Jesus. Christ. Hahaha

Still bragging about that, why don't you just sell it to me as we last discussed?

Oh that's old school... [Pepper forgets to play the "ooh-ah" drop].

Found it while cleaning old shit out. How much do you think it's worth? 10 million? 20?

Give it to fez to give to Ron

Oh shit, I forgot all about that matchbook thing. God that was creepy and sad.

Fez already has it.

Jimmy too I believe.

😎

[ 🎶 that's Fonzie 🎶 ]

Perhaps less than that

put it on ebay

Perhaps more than that!

That's old school budday. Wanna sell it?

Nope. You win.

Goin' old school!

Hooah!

I always hated the douches who called in with their number, momentarily derailing the show where Black Earl fumbled for the button. But that's pretty cool to have.

I have a Ron and Fez dotcom bathroom inspection sticker and a Original WNEW wow sticker. I should eBay them.

if youre looking to sell them brothaman, id honestly be intersted. Id kinda like to have some of that old stuff.

EBay them and then post the link. Profit.

Wow, great number! Can't remember what mine was... Probably ended up in a dumpster somewhere...

What is this? What did it do?

You presented it to Fez when you saw him and he gave you anal.

HEYYYY!!!

Tsss...yeaheyyyyyy why don't ya thump a jukebox or sumpthin

[ 🎶 that's FonzChip 🎶 ]

How much do you want for it?

I'm not Fez but I'll give you anal. Just make sure you lube up good, I hate drilling a dry hole.

Threads like these are where you sort out the o&a fans from the adolescent social justice warriors

Yes, because in order to be a "real" fan we need the discerning approval of the Anthony ball-washing, conservative-leaning shitstain "MiddleOfTheStreetGuy".

Fucking die, you sanctimonious faggot.

The most disappointing part of the o&a legacy is that it ended with a small group of adolescent SJW hipster douchebags finding them on YouTube. They're old and corny now but used to mercilessly mock losers like you even the opester.

I'd listen to D&M, O&A and R&F religiously for years, probably longer than you.

The O&A legacy died when your pedophile hero got caught stalking a hooker in Times Square, had to be an attention-whore "victim" on social media about it and couldn't admit that he was wrong because a group of obese tag-alongs told him he'd be better off creating his own network.

You really want to blame any subsect of this fan-base? Cop to knowing that the Cumia cheerleaders (like you) continue to further tarnish his legacy by trying to make a nice, warm Twitterland and safe-subreddit-space for his boring, doddering bullshit. Keep screaming and pouting in threads, you colossal bitch.

I don't know about anyone else, but I just want a forum that isn't full of pigeon fuckers like you.

I'm fine with this forum. The good outweighs the pissing & moaning grumpy old men like you the majority of the time. Peel that W.O.W. sticker off your honda civic and grow up.

Of course you're fine with it, you're a faggot.

Damn (not)straight I am, nigga

Boo Hoo

hoo-ahh!

is this what the pachino shit was all about?

" HES GOT LIFTS IN HIS SHOES "

I'm a little time maaahn, I got a wiiiihg and a packs of cigarettes in mah shooes...

Hi-ya Buddies!

Ahem.... I am Big Ass Cardholder 10244

17785 checking in...

I didn't know that was a real thing.

I wear a Ron & Fez Run DMC shirt any time I do a bigger stand up show/anyone is dumb enough to put me on their show, and not one person has ever recognized it. Or come forth as a fellow fan/future friend. Gay.

Psssh I had one but I was cool enough to throw it out

Big ass card holder number 760. You kids got nothing on this old timer.

That's old school...

What kind of faggotry is this? I am lost here, what the hell is this?

its the ron and fez big ass card

or as gay

HEYYYY!!!

How much do you want for it?

Threads like these are where you sort out the o&a fans from the adolescent social justice warriors

if youre looking to sell them brothaman, id honestly be intersted. Id kinda like to have some of that old stuff.

EBay them and then post the link. Profit.