I'm a person: late night AMA

0  2016-03-19 by [deleted]

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31 comments

Why are you a faggot?

Oooooo someones a philosopher. I day its genetic but i'm open to cultural explanations.

Fuck jizz nigger kike gay

Not that it's not already ideal, but does it have to be in that order?

The order determines wether its offensive or not

Your vagina juices determine that. As well as your refusal to use apostrophes correctly.

what was the hardest part about growing up with severe autism?

I don't get why autism is being used for everything on reddit/this sub/the internet these days. Get a thesaurus.

what was the hardest part about growing up with a cesspool of STD's?

Not the awesome sticker collection and free candy after many years visiting doctor.

been racking up those lollipops for years

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Why do so many people on this subreddit, who are likely at least in their 30s, like to throw around "naughty words" as though they were 12 and just discovered they could say things without their parents finding out about it?

I don't know why, but its just funny.

Fuck i didn't read the peckahs.

Do you listen to Staind?

What do you do for a living?

Im very fearful giving personal details out in this place of shit.

Ur job is so specific that if u tell us,we'll automatically know who u r? R u Bill Gates?

No sorry your out of guesses

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He wants us to know how fearful he is. A lot of times. In a row.

I was going to say that

Well it's certainly relatable. It's a hardscrabble world. Everyone out to get everyone else, of course your natural reaction is to gravitate towards the edges and the underawnings.

You're unemployed arent'cha.

I want to deny it, then I look like I care what you think and am trying to win approval.

Nah. You could just say 'i'm a trucker' or 'I do IT work' and no one would question it.

You're a stereotype, I think.

I can't say I disapprove. My grandmother's pot roast was the shit, and though she's dead now my mom's is a fuck of a lot better than most.

I don't want to lie.

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Okay, what field.

Media

Viral spiral?

I can only dream.

Sweet! I kinda understand why you wouldn't want to say now. Do you enjoy it?

It's okay, the pay isn't great. I don't think I enjoy anything though, I may be depressed, or just an angry miserable person in general.

I have been thinking the same lately. I have a decent job, but can't seem to enjoy anything at all.