Caller: Jim you should use this shaving cream that I use on my pubes. It's actually designed for black mens faces. Anthony: Whats in it? Mace?

Anyone have a link?

Why of course angel 😘

https://youtu.be/v3AmXuAnL1s

Thanx bb

HAHA

"we've got a purple suit to buy and a gigantic coffin" -Dave Attell

He was so serious leading up to it. Always makes me laugh, the reactions are great.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HRPjtnCWE4g

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-Opie

"How's your dog? Is it still dead?" - Roland

My favorite Roland line was "Whatever, I hope he has retarded kids hehehehe."

"Fat cunt, die. Hehehe"

Fucking Jews have been whining and lying for 4000 years. Kicked out of every fucking country but it is somehow our fault?

Joe "Ovens" DeRosa.

"THEY'RE NOT PEOPLE!

-Anthony Cumia speaking about young African Americans

He said favorite not truest

"Nice try with the divide and conquer. Many have tried and all have failed. And always will."

Anthony saying "Jesus Christ. Son of a bitch" imitating his dad when his dad would drive past a gay kid's house

The smoke exhale noise at the beginning was a great touch too.

"You think you're getting to me but it really doesn't bother me!"

Opie AND Anthony.

Colin: " I say mildly amusing things that no one can disagree with"

Jimmy as his character 'Boardroom Jimmy':

'IF YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT OUTSTANDING SHARES ARE, THEN I SUGGEST YOU FUCK A BABY!! ....EVEN IF YOU DO UNDERSTAND, FUCK IT ANYWAY!!

https://youtu.be/lgTDyxqdQO0?t=16m57s

"THE DOW JONES IS FOR FAGGOTS"

Their Hands Look Like Guns

"That's what they are!!!" --Tranthony Cumia

"We're standing there....drinking lukewarm water out of the faucet, while he stands there with a weapon."

Jimmy referring to his visit to Ant's house.

Sherrod: "AMAAAYYY...AMAYYYYYYYYYYY...AAAAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYY"

All you people that think we secretly hate eachother are deluded assholes.

"he was playing a game, of smooch-a-choochoo." -jim informing lady di about her baby daddy

"ya missed it Bobby you big fat pig"

Opie: What kind of car do you got?

Louie: I got a car that i got in this room, i should thank you for the car that i drive...

Jim: Is it a Ford Aids?

"He either sounds like a retarded white guy or a wise Asian"

• Jim Norton in reference to a young handicapped gentleman reading the news

Any link to the show/clip?

Not sure but I think they were commenting on a retarded newscaster

Okay cool

We want to do 4 hours with no breaks, it gives us the opportunity to play Carlin bits and get into long, serious meandering political discussions here on High Voltage!

"It's a real turn-off when a date tells me she already had her period." -Anthony

Child rape at Sam's wedding

I love that one.

TBH, he's not totally wrong depending where you are in a city. But there are a lot of violent savages at Trump rallies too

Obama president nahhhhh!

The girls look radiant

Talking about Pitbull songs "Every time I hear one of those songs coming out of a car I want to fire a clip in to their window" -Ant

Back alley tunisian knife fighter

Low rent Long Island wop fuckfest.

"AIDS"

We're not avoiding cursing on satellite just because we're syndicated for half the show on terrestrial, you know nothing assholes!

"Sniff."

Try were talking about Bruce lee and Jimmy mentioned that Bruce lee's favorite ice cream flavor was "bullet" (you know, back when he was funny)

This was like, spider goat times

Pyramid brick dust

that Robert Pumpkin reference is starting to grow on me

THEY AREN'T PEOPLE

Üss- master po

"Shardeen can" - Bobo
 

"She is just about a fat piece of shit" - Ant (in reference to Terry Clifford)

 

"Women can have prostates too, right guys?" - Jimmy

 

"Norton looks like whatever shape of the container you pour him into" - Patrice  

 

  I tried to think of one for Opie but couldn't. Ummm...He's good at hanging up on people, I guess?

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"And I still have a shitty internet connection" "I can tell she probably likes it in the shitter" "Optimus prime rib" - the bobes

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Ill kick your fucking ass Patrice. - Bobo

Fuck off, Spade!

"I hate niggers and fuck 14 yr olds" - Anthony Kuumiyya

"sniff"- Gregg "Opie" Hughes

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So many but one that came to mind was Jimmy saying that Tim Wakefields knuckleball "took a left down tootsberry street"

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Oh fudge sickles! I used to say cuntsniffers, but my mom would slap me in the mouth, with her big nippled tittie. She was fired from bambergers for stealing socks in her vaginal canal. Ye...AH KAGEEE... Ted

Ant said something about someone taking a big black dick in prison. After he said this, Jim say "why does it always have to be black?" And Ant says "cause there is only one thing worse than white dick."

"It opens, um.. Friday.. Wide.." and "Danny Bonna... Ehh why do I...Bonna..Bonnadeuceeee" "THWACK"

"Do you see rabbits?"

Opie (talking about taking care of his sick kids): There's puke all over my wife -

Jimmy: Oh, did she finally realize who she's married to?

Made me laugh my ass off, but got no reaction from anyone in the studio. Greggshells city.

Give Yourself a bell!"

Hi Opie!

http://www.opieandanthonylive.com/Archive/2009/2009-04-08-O&A-CF64k%20Worst%20Of.mp3

At 81:27 from Anthony

PURPLE SUIT - GIANT COFFIN

HAHA

Anyone have a link?

I love that one.

"Fat cunt, die. Hehehe"