This guy stinks

Anybody who bases their comedy around what they are is a hack.

but dont you see, lesbians walk like this and straight people walk like this

It's true! We're so lame!

"Ladies be shoppin"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDD2NesiHdE&feature=youtube_gdata_player#t=01m43s

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That's not the only thing.

I fucking hate stand up comedy.

Rogan's is the worst I have ever seen. Mimicking "stupid people" (which is ball-splittingly ironic) and ending every 'observation' by shouting "HELLO!?". Then the man has the audacity to talk about his writing process? Delusional to the extreme.

dolla dolla bills ya'll

You have to commit to this, it only works if you do it every time...

does it, Joe?

I fucking hate her stand up comedy.

Whoa! This lesbian comic talked about liking women on TV! That takes guts! 😱

Brave or Fierce, is the word your looking for

I predict that this broad's career will eclipse Jim's. I can't wait to hear Jim have to kiss her ass someday.

I have comedian friends who have to work alongside her and they say that she's only getting more and more successful, and that clubs and city scenes (Chicago, LA) are acquiescing to what she and her friends deem 'offensive'.

It has better hair than anyone in the O&A&J clan.

The sad part is someone saw her audition and thought she was awesome enough to be on Conan

The reality is they had to bring her on because if they didn't Jezebel would have 40 articles written by the next morning about how Conan is a sexist anti-rights gendernormative cis-het only show.

I could only sit through two minutes of this man's lecture. I get it. You're brave.

LMAO! ROTFL!

Totes sharing this on Facebook :)

People dont care what you are if you are a comedian, they came to hear jokes. One liners, insults, observations, funny shit you experienced. A lot of minorities fall into doing the hack thing of going up there and just being all "i sure am (gay, black, Eskimo) huh guys"

I mean, obviously if you are a black or gay its going to come up, but maybe tell some jokes in between

I do open mics. You'd be amazed how many white people start a bit with "so I'm white, in case you couldn't tell" it's infuriating

Tss tss those guys sound fawkin hilareeus.

gay fucking shit

I open mic'd once on a bet. I pretty much exclusively talked about my widowed grandmas attempt to start dating again and the fails of her attempts. Actually went pretty well. But yea id never say...guys im so white blah blah.

boooooooo

Didnt say i was a pro. To be fair..it was very dirty details about gma and her nasty journey. O well

BOOOOOOOOO

Hahaha now I actually wanna hear an Eskimo doing race stuff

Chiptoq Chiptoqson

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Or fat comics who can only make fat jokes. Its all predictable garbage.

Yeah man only Sherrod Small can get away with stating he's black.

Why would he lie like that?

Eskimo is the one thing I wouldnt mind being given the typical awful comedy treatment. Imitating their eskimo parents, etc.

This chick is totally a lesbian. I can just tell.

I didn't pick that up. It would've been nice if she told me.

She doesn't owe men ANYTHING

"Awful" is too kind a word for what I just witnessed

I really hate how all female comics just talk about how much sex they have. But this lady, being a lesbian, is revolutionizing it all and bringing something new to the table: how much sex she doesn't have.

I recall reading an article by Lindy West criticizing Seinfeld for saying he wouldn't work colleges anymore.

She said something along the lines of who cares what some old man thinks I'd much rather hear from a comic with a relevant, fresh voice like Cameron Esposito.

Now that makes sense...

Lol the crowd was silent at the quacomole whack a mole closer.

Fuck that was baaaad so many douche chills.

Faaaaawk

I saw this back when it aired and didn't understand what was funny. She was just stating facts about her being a lesbian.

Lol

haha

She doesn't fear having to fuck a man when she goes home lol how did you miss the material haha

Her hush tones show that she is wise beyond her faggot years

What do her boney as fuck Skeletor hands show?

That lesbians can be thin

Blecchhhhhh as soon as she got to the made up story about a guy yelling at her that she looked like a woman that doesn't like men I quit. I hung in through her awful joke about her hair and clothes, the same joke 99% of lesbian comedians do but the made up story ended it for me. I am surprised she hasn't become super popular and been a co host of Ellen's show.

And let's be real, the guy yelled "you look like a dyke!" Because... She looks like a dyke.

The closing joke got zero response from the audience.

This is even worse

What's that supposed to be? Some kind of sick joke?

Seems like a typical jagoff LA comic.

Any dumbass that can put together 8 minutes of improv thinks they're a real comedian. They're not.

Haha she's a thundercat.

Quirky!

Listen to the way she tells the jokes. She's using the exact same pacing Jeselnik does. But, y'know without the funny.

She's hitting at a 0% rate of cadence to funny. Which is 50% lower than Jeselnik.

I'm assuming this is another case where a broad is relatively conversationally amusing and her idiot friends told her "You're so funny! You should do stand up!"

I mean, I'm a fairly decent guitar player for a guy who is self-taught and never took lessons, so that would be like my friends telling me that I should go open for David Gilmour because I can string some notes together.

Never let logic or a lack of talent get in the way of your dreams. Be brave, be fierce & be your own definition of beautiful!

I'd rather be lazy and complacent, but thank you for the words of encouragement!

Lesbians have never been funny or interesting.

Pornhub disagrees vehemently

Not only do i demand dicks in my porn i demand multiple and of various colors and in states of circumcised and uncircumcised.

Her over affected voice is Godamn enraging.

Hey guys, leave him alone.

if there's one thing worse than stealing jokes it's being patently unfunny

Not even a smirk was had but she looks a bit like a younger, lesbian version of Julia Roberts. She'll probably be huge in a couple of years.

I don't know if America is quite ready to embrace an unfunny cunt with a cute face just yet

Conans show stinks

All of these shows are unwatchable dog shit. I have no idea how this outdated late night talk show format is still a thing in 2016.

Yeah but Harry Connick Jr is gonna kill!

we gotta come up w an all time hack page like cringehumor in 2006

that sounds awesome

OK, I finished it. This isn't even a set. This is more like a guest speaker in Middle School giving all the kids a talking to about tolerance. What the fuck was that?!

lmao she doesn't sleep with men, and she wears a jean jacket. How do these people come up with this stuff? It's so clever and brilliant. It really makes you view the world a little differently. Marvelous comedian. Splendid.

Fucking hell could she have started that any worse

They cut it from the rerun but she actually opened by throwing a bucket of horse blood at an audience member in the front row for wearing conflict mascara.

oof

Not funny really, yet the video has 400,000+ views. Comments were disabled, which I imagine was a decision in her camp to "curb all the MRA/GG people from making comments". There are a litany of women funnier than this person, whom actually tell the truth, not just advocate the same alarmist SJW yelling points that have existed for the past couple of years.

Im sure the lib elite in big cities promote her because she reinforces their smug political ideology but that shit aint gonna fly in larry the cable guy/ katt wiliiams country.

All I could think about while watching this was "I wonder how she eats box."

Tapped out after "zero penis summer."

same point that I tapped. This is the typical LA, Hipster douche comic. Her partner was great as the traffic cop in Dumb and Dumber. https://www.instagram.com/p/BDD1XlQwFZC/?taken-by=rheabutcher

I wonder how long until O&A is just an old commonality and this becomes a good /r/cringehumor

I didn't watch this and saw the thumbnail and thought it was Tig Nataro and was thinking you guys were being a little harsh but wow that tit-less dyke is 120 times better than the dude in this video

Oh boy is Tig Nataro awful. Not Carmen Esposito awful, but awful nonetheless.

can someone tell me if she's a lesbo or not?

Oof. Tapped out three sentences in.

Her album as 2.5 starts on iTunes. Can we get it to a one?

Let it die on its own. She dindu nuffin to us.

I never made it past the haircut.

Even Sherrod would say to talk about other things.

It blows my mind that someone can be this horrendously unfunny and still have the confidence to do stand up comedy.

Meh, I'd fuck her while she was passed out if I ever had the chance. Unbelievable how bad comedy can get, though.

I just remembered...women aren't funny. I can't even listen to this, it's like she's trying to be an unfunny lesbian Kinison with the way she talks

One of my favorite late night bombings. Rob Delaney eats shit on Kimmel

Tss she fucken loves the coota

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aow jesus

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We just need to rally together and exterminate all minorities

I thought stand up was meant to have jokes

and be audible

The most infuriating thing is the confidence in these shitty jokes, someone break her spirit

This egotistical little sensitive bitch took that one guy's catcalling to heart so deeply and was so offended that she had to base her entire stand up act around it so she could rant and feel better.

As soon as I saw who it was I didn't even bother.

Made it about 15 seconds, send this heshe to ISIS

This slut bitch totally wants to suck my big fat dick.

Eh, it was ok. Obviously she's doing fine in the world, I listened to a link after it from a more contemporary set that was better and more importantly didn't sound like someone hammering Maria Bamford's cadences.