Back in the day I met this Christian girl on Match.com. As I was walking to her apartment I noticed that she had half a dozen Jesus stickers on her Toyota. Five minutes later I was fucking her. The juxtaposition of her religious symbolism and abject sluttiness was wonderful.
I have no idea how that feels. As far as I am concerned, once my load is out of me, it's no longer my concern unless it grows into something that needs food and hockey equipment.
it's not strange, it's awesome! Anthony should be publicly celebrated for his commitment and advocacy for trans equality, and more people oughta know about it so that they don't think he's just some racist old crank.
At this point Brother Joe should just jump into the East River with a weight tied around his neck & go out without dignity but without any further humiliation.
She isn't a fan, she just ran out of characters - her next tweet said, "I mean, how could even one person turnout to see this dogshit band? Someone give me an icepick so I can stuff it in my ears."
Joe's problem is he's promoting these events as 'concerts'. What he needs to do is change their name to put "White4" in the middle and start promoting the 'Trump or Death 2016' rally tour. With guest speaker Kirk Cameron.
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35 PurpleKushGod420 2016-03-17
The kind of trim Anthony would be pulling if he was still a tin knocker..
14 kickerofelves 2016-03-17
Have you seen his ex-wife's pics? Ugly as sin.
28 CharlieSheenAids 2016-03-17
ugly as tin
7 Mr_Brightside23 2016-03-17
And Ant was a tin knocker, makes perfect sense.
7 majestik6 2016-03-17
I found a better picture:
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/COF9hXCUEAA4Y7X.jpg:large
2 opielies 2016-03-17
BURN IT WITH FIRE!!!!
-2 majestik6 2016-03-17
I get a kick out of fucking religious girls.
Back in the day I met this Christian girl on Match.com. As I was walking to her apartment I noticed that she had half a dozen Jesus stickers on her Toyota. Five minutes later I was fucking her. The juxtaposition of her religious symbolism and abject sluttiness was wonderful.
TLDR: Catholic girls are easy
17 PracticeRyan 2016-03-17
Hey buddy, you sound real impressive, care to tell us more?
7 Dannyprecise 2016-03-17
Another notch in your bedpost is another Jesus sticker on her car
2 majestik6 2016-03-17
Literally.
They want babies.
She's on my FB and every day is a new set of baby pictures. Thank God it's not mine.
1 chicken-named-mike 2016-03-17
Lovely! So brave. So strong.
12 okaydudewhatever 2016-03-17
Street magicians pull a bigger crowd than 2U
17 [deleted] 2016-03-17
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2 chicken-named-mike 2016-03-17
(Cue Sons of Anarchy theme)
10 shinkleboutit 2016-03-17
Hey now if they got hotties like that coming out to the show, I'm game.
7 MandrakesLeg 2016-03-17
She's a mom, so you know she puts out.
1 chicken-named-mike 2016-03-17
And can take a fist. ...In the cootah, I mean.
6 TheSweetSniff 2016-03-17
Is that the type of cooz BroJoe is pulling? She's a Miaf.
10 CharlieSheenAids 2016-03-17
a Mother I Aint Fuckin?
12 TheSweetSniff 2016-03-17
Mom I'm Ashamed of Fucking.
The shame fades after a few months if you don't run into her socially.
10 urfaceisa 2016-03-17
I have no idea how that feels. As far as I am concerned, once my load is out of me, it's no longer my concern unless it grows into something that needs food and hockey equipment.
4 Knightscribe 2016-03-17
What if it turns out you sired a sissy? Make him shower with you and prohibit his use of puppets?
4 urfaceisa 2016-03-17
He/she/ze could still play for the Oilers.
1 methadoner 2016-03-17
Upvote for ZE. Fuck cis scum!
2 TheSweetSniff 2016-03-17
How about if she comes up behind you at the bar while you're talking to a cute girl and starts kissing the back of your neck?
2 urfaceisa 2016-03-17
Enjoy playing for the mystery box secure in the knowledge that I have a parting gift either way.
2 TheSweetSniff 2016-03-17
Is that like an eastern thing?
1 Knightscribe 2016-03-17
Can confirm.
5 3stepsbackward 2016-03-17
Anthony fucks models and generally cute girls (okay, let's forget about Dani Golightly).. And Brother Joe gets this as a groupie. How appropriate.
8 CoyoteeBongwater 2016-03-17
Sue is far more than "generally" cute, he's a solid 8/10
13 Mr_Brightside23 2016-03-17
Is a little strange that probably the cutest person to be in Ant's Jag, was a dude.
2 Timmy_branmuffins 2016-03-17
Do I see a little jealousy here?
2 Brocktoon_in_a_jar 2016-03-17
it's not strange, it's awesome! Anthony should be publicly celebrated for his commitment and advocacy for trans equality, and more people oughta know about it so that they don't think he's just some racist old crank.
1 [deleted] 2016-03-17
Because "potato joe" is like a failed clone of ant, the same in every way except retarded and sub par at everything
5 silks322 2016-03-17
She should have taken that $8 cover charge and got those eyebrows waxed instead
8 [deleted] 2016-03-17
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5 Sicboy69 2016-03-17
At this point Brother Joe should just jump into the East River with a weight tied around his neck & go out without dignity but without any further humiliation.
3 TweetPoster 2016-03-17
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2 piggyboi 2016-03-17
She isn't a fan, she just ran out of characters - her next tweet said, "I mean, how could even one person turnout to see this dogshit band? Someone give me an icepick so I can stuff it in my ears."
2 opielies 2016-03-17
"Jesus freak, single mom,..." - nuff said.
2 EmptyMyBag 2016-03-17
Real prick hound.
1 Scott_Vertical 2016-03-17
Just looking for a cocksmith
2 OKChaps 2016-03-17
Joe's problem is he's promoting these events as 'concerts'. What he needs to do is change their name to put "White4" in the middle and start promoting the 'Trump or Death 2016' rally tour. With guest speaker Kirk Cameron.
2 Dennyislife 2016-03-17
This just makes me sad the other dopes who are pretending to be other people but don't have a brother handing out welfare cheques
1 AntsCamera 2016-03-17
Look at the middle aged marm groupie pining over Joe, and the fact only 18 people showed up.
Still want to play Joe, or should we pull a page out of your brothers book and start doxxing?
1 [deleted] 2016-03-17
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1 aaron91325 2016-03-17
Did 2U shut down their twitter account?
2 CharlieSheenAids 2016-03-17
@u2tribute2u
The bitch in that tweet is just a dummy
2 Elagens 2016-03-17
She tweeted that from her personal thoughts account. Her professional social media marketing account would've nailed it.
1 just_lou3 2016-03-17
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTSVcF1unBY
1 Binski13 2016-03-17
Reminds me of this for some reason https://youtu.be/Pz9M-9W7B5A
1 BoardroomBimmy 2016-03-17
Haha that conversation is fantastic.
1 alcoon-slambag 2016-03-17
Anthony used to say that Joe's tribute bands were printing money. I think he used those exact words too.
1 CharlieSheenAids 2016-03-17
$18 ballpark estimate...
1 LightBulbExpert 2016-03-17
LOL I bet she never talks about 2U again.
1 RaqioFan 2016-03-17
Tyrone @CasterlyRocket FTW
1 TheFans4Life 2016-03-17
would
0 [deleted] 2016-03-17
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28 CharlieSheenAids 2016-03-17
ugly as tin
2 TheSweetSniff 2016-03-17
How about if she comes up behind you at the bar while you're talking to a cute girl and starts kissing the back of your neck?
4 Knightscribe 2016-03-17
What if it turns out you sired a sissy? Make him shower with you and prohibit his use of puppets?