Weak Fan Fic Poetry ... be gentle ...

0  2016-03-16 by [deleted]

I had a dream where a pedophile lied, a funny man cried, and an imposter died. Awoken in a cold sweat, I reached to my phone to check Reddit. Through the pages I scrolled, when, with a wince, I saw today that it would be Sherrod. "Alas, that must be it," I proclaimed, "there is no God, if I have to listen to this shit!"

7 comments

5  Clamdilicus 2016-03-16

Oof

2  Really_Big_Dummy 2016-03-16

Today it would be sherrod what? and why would something on reddit mean you have to listen to it?

2  xaway3 2016-03-16

Die in an inn.

1  I_Hate_Knickers 2016-03-16

I can be very gentle.

x

-2  MiddleOfTheStreetGuy 2016-03-16

Did /u/Knightscribe, a 35 yr old who describes himself on twitter as an Accredited Geek, Amateur Writer & Chaos Magician, Truth-Seeker by Nature, Filthy Joke Connisseur help write this for you? If not, submit your application for a show to program director of the upcoming subreddit podcast at /u/shadowbannedkeithm.

2  Knightscribe 2016-03-16

How was your weekend?

2  I_Hate_Knickers 2016-03-16

I had a fuck session in a hotel room.

You?