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Titmarked

sniff Whussat, da grass? Sure I toked a spliff or two back in my college days. nervous chuckle Hold on, we've got snowy on the line... SNOWAYYY

I want to trick Opie into smoking PCP and watch him savagely kill his family. I live for the "gotcha" moments.

Big picture - we all know you're kidding with that very funny line. This is a joke 100% intended for humorous purposes only. However in opie's mind these are the "death threats" he's mentioned in the past, and it's unfortunate.

The very brutal humor his show was built upon is the very same humor that he now simply does not understand.

I just don't fucking understand where his head is at.

The post that buddy made earlier about going to Bonnie's Unmasked show and Opie was just sitting there stone faced or checking his phone while his wife and the rest of the table laughed, I really think that is the best metaphor for his relationship with comedy and comedians.

Back in the Norton Roast show with Patrice and everyone shitting on Jimmy, Patrice made a great joke about how he doesn't know who the real Norton is and he thought that "sniveling little worm" from the recording was his true form. I don't think we know the Real Opie, we don't know what he's like but I have a feeling he's just a drone. He listens like a robot, scanning for when someone's voice goes up at the end to "indicate question" so he blurts out some random algorithmic shit, or the voice gets louder to "indicate joke" so he knows to run the laugh protocol. He has no real personality. He's Patrick Bateman.

Patrick Bateman with an inferior sense of humor and way bigger tits.

Do you like the Huey Lewis and the News? I go deep with the Huey Luis and the News.

I am all in with Evian Water? Yo Pete, what kinda water you like? Let's get a list going! Top ten bottled waters!

He is a human, he was just made more efficient in 1937 by a lobotomy spoon.

This is so awful. I hope your happy.

OPIE'S INNER MONOLOGUE: "JUST TALK LOUDER AND SAY SOME CURSES AND SAY EVERYTHING IS JUST BULLSHIT ANYWAY..AND ALWAYS SNIFF"

Opie used to talk about them snorting coke and drinking beers before the show started to get the blood flowing, and Ant nor Jim piped in and corrected him. I see no reason to disbelieve. He certainly brings it up more than once within the first few shows on XM, back from 2004.

Ant obviously still gets high on a regular basis, *edit[and he used to snort coke with his mother and step father back in the 80s all the time, as a family. -- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lGSDzEtSWNg].

Jim lies about it, but his twitching, weight loss, and stimulant abuse due to a deviated septum are visible for all to see.

Opie probably doesn't smoke a lot of pot, but Opie probably snorts a half ball of coke on a Saturday night to go along with his strawberry daiquiris and lime bud lights.

OPIE lies a lot....constantly

like a MENTALLY RETARDED sub 80 i.q. Patrick Bateman.....

"Gregg Hughes" doesn't really exist; hes a composite mask of 'whole' people he brushes up against

He's a police sketch based on 20 different suspects. The Comedy Killer.

haha

He lies about shit that doesn't even matter.

I did that until I was in my late teens. I still am ashamed of it ten years later. I can't fathom how tittyboy is still doing it in his 50s.

Exactly, he lies about himself

Yes, but aren't we all.

i dont even know who you are anymore

Just the biggest douche in history.

Opie was the simple minded fuck in highschool who took a hit and freaked the fuck out trying to call 911, was promptly given the pvt Pile soap-sock treatment, and then lived the rest of his life as a shell of a man.

I doubt he ever even took a hit.

He's probably one of those fuckers who didn't know how to take a hit and then said "That stuff doesn't even do anything for me."

Just take the hit!

I caught that part on my drive in this morning. The worst was Opie thinking that Cap'n Crunch edible bars were the most brilliant and original and surefire fortune-making thing in history. It was hard to tell what he was more impressed by, that someone figured out how to put weed inside Cap'n Crunch (as I imagine Opie understands it), or that someone did what's impossible for Opie and put 2 and 2 together and took the method for making Rice Krispies treats and applied it to another kind of breakfast cereal.

Jimmy's contribution of "we would talk about pot brownies when I was a kid. I think I only ever had one."

Clearly, neither of those tee-totaling buffoons understands how edibles are made. I'm willing to bet the one brownie Jimmy had was made with chunks of cheap swag just dropped into the batter.

For the record I live in Denver, I saw a Cap'n Crunch weed bar for sale here for the first time like 7 years ago.

Are there things to do in Denver if you're Patrice, Otto or Opie's dad?

I have wanted to try to make my own edibles for a long time now, but as I understand it, the process is very difficult. I can cook and bake well, but I'm not sure I want to risk buying some stuff and trying to make something just to fuck it up.

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Interesting, I will have to look into it.

I know a couple of people who have made edibles and it is fucking crazy how strong they turn out. It is nothing like smoking or vaping or whatever else. But the whole thing with making the butter just sounds like an ordeal and I don't want to risk messing it up.

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gonna try this. thanks.

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If you live somewhere it's legal, you can sometimes buy ready-made butter or cooking oil, which you then just use as normal.

But I really like to imagine Opie and Jim thinking that edibles are made by just crumpling raw plant matter into whatever is being baked/cooked.

I live in Pennsylvania, so I don't expect it to be legal here until well after I'm dead.

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What kind of lousy ass ghetto weed are you getting for ten dollars?

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I moved to nyc from denver about 7 years ago but I was there right at the start of the weed boom, used to live off colfax and park and than moved to a warehouse at the other end of park ave. good times.

He forgot what it SMELLS like. Help him out here.

Fair enough, weed has a very neutral scent. Occasionally I mistake it for a man with breasts.

That's cause weed has no smell, unlike coke. The Opester did some coke!

"What does coke smell like?"

"Snifff"

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hahaha how he sidled into frame and bobbed his head back was brilliant

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Alittle context (tastee) Jimmy had just mentioned he "might" of had a pot brownie once, and the opster not to be outshined emplied he still dabbles but it's nothing to brag about. (I would imagine by the end of that sentence he was leaning back in his chair with his legs on the console.

How much power do comedians think Opie has? WHy more people don't make fun of him I don't know.

If you haven't noticed, comedians aren't the brightest, most spine-strong bunch out there.

It got Rich Vos a gig at Magooby's in Timonium March 17-19.

Exactly. There is absolutely nothing to be gained doing Opie's show that can't be gained doing any other radio show or podcast.

Not only that, but the fucking show starts at 6 a.m. Why the fuck would anyone get up that early to walk on Greggshells?

Yeah, but guys like Pete Davidson and Mark Normand can aim their comedy at a few thousand like minded individuals on O&J's airwaves. You can't really get that on many other podcasts or radio shows (that are easy to guest on).

He was to busy focusing on his future radio/ basketball player/model/scientist career to smoke a Marijuana cigarette

Few things would make me happier than the force some 9x strength medicinal brownie meant for a stage 4 cancer patient down Opie's throat and then lock him in a room by himself with no means of communicating with the outside world. He would be forced to look at himself and either finally gain some semblance of self-awareness or try to peel his skin off. I'd be satisfied with either result.

He'd probably just shit himself/throw up everywhere then start playing with it, learning nothing.

It's The Opie and Anthony Show!

I'd rather dose him with 10-plus hits of highly potent LSD, then make a video montage of the next 12 hours and "go viral"

Opie saying he "dabbles" in pot based off of one "baby hit" that he took five years ago is like someone saying that they "dabble" in video games when they played one game of Madden 11 that they quit after returning the opening kickoff for -5 yards.

What a pointlessly posturing buffoon

What's amazing is that even if all his lies were true, he'd still suck.

It's insane how horrible he is at his job.

Anybody who goes back to listen, be sure to stick around for Pete's mention of "mom cereals" when discussing the various edibles.

Opie casually says, "Mom cereals? Oh, I used to get beat up because I'd have a bowl of a mom cereal once in a while."

Ah, who am I kidding. Nobody's going to go back and listen.

Opie sits in the dark and cries because he knows no one will ever go back and listen. His legacy is "the moron that hit the lottery".

"I take a baby hit, then door ding Rogan's sports car."

The Michael Scott of radio.

Can't wait until Tits becomes Pete's next target to mock.

The Opester smokes a lot of cheeba I bet. He also did a lot of coke back in the heyday. Cool cred all around.

I never understood this old faggots need to lie about smoking weed. Smoking weed isn't some super cool thing that will make people like you.

Not smoking weed will cause people to dislike you though.

So by his logic, smoking a ton is something to brag about.

Uh-huh-huh-huuuuhhhhh

Smoked some with the Rogan, when I bored to death more listeners than what I get.

It was a "baby hit," I believe.

And above all else....real.

Opie is such a cornball, trying to maintain some type of edge to his persona.

ME: lil bit, lil bit. When I was in a frat I was a PSYCHO. We got Jim Chandler to smoke so much weed, he like got super high. It was so weird. Did I tell you how I hate tourists taking photos of squirrels?

Opie is too much of a pussy to do ANY drug. I'd be surprised if he's ever smoked weed, other than the two fake hits he was pressured into on Rogan.

He's never been high in his life.

Hopefully that rare but potent cannabis psychosis.

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The cereal bar edible blowing his mind was cringeworthy, it is the easiest thing you can make besides brownies.

"This is the best idea I've heard in 15 years" he went on to say. Ugh.

No, "Anthony Cumia fired for racist Twitter tirade" was the best thing he heard in 15 years.

But was there a berry?

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I dabble, brothaman. Don't worry about specifics, but of course I check that shit out!!! Of cooouurse. Why wouldn't it be fiiiine? Why wouldn't it be fine? Bong hits? Geeeeeeez. How high are ya?

Pretty sure Dan Soder got his joke about stangel's daughter from my tweet to Justin.

I like how you say this like we're supposed to know wtf you're talking about.

Really? I didn't like that at all.

sheddup

Yeah? Well the jerk store called and they're closed next Monday.

https://youtu.be/3KtYwWsVKU4

I want to trick Opie into smoking PCP and watch him savagely kill his family. I live for the "gotcha" moments.

Yeah? Well the jerk store called and they're closed next Monday.

He is a human, he was just made more efficient in 1937 by a lobotomy spoon.

Patrick Bateman with an inferior sense of humor and way bigger tits.

OPIE'S INNER MONOLOGUE: "JUST TALK LOUDER AND SAY SOME CURSES AND SAY EVERYTHING IS JUST BULLSHIT ANYWAY..AND ALWAYS SNIFF"

Opie used to talk about them snorting coke and drinking beers before the show started to get the blood flowing, and Ant nor Jim piped in and corrected him. I see no reason to disbelieve. He certainly brings it up more than once within the first few shows on XM, back from 2004.

Ant obviously still gets high on a regular basis, *edit[and he used to snort coke with his mother and step father back in the 80s all the time, as a family. -- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lGSDzEtSWNg].

Jim lies about it, but his twitching, weight loss, and stimulant abuse due to a deviated septum are visible for all to see.

Opie probably doesn't smoke a lot of pot, but Opie probably snorts a half ball of coke on a Saturday night to go along with his strawberry daiquiris and lime bud lights.

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haha