r/opieandanthony: Enjoy your day in court Anthony

77 JeremyACrosby 2016-03-16

his punishment should be to get Dani pregnant and maintain an adult relationship with her for the next 20 years.

36 MrKrinkel 2016-03-16

if he lasts another 20 years I will remove his hat and eat it

48 Palpable_Hate 2016-03-16

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2 TacoTrots 2016-03-16

That bird's nest of a hair helmet? Ewwww!

(It's a good thing your wager is 100% fail-proof.)

1 chris2webby 2016-03-16

I suspect it would taste like a brillo pad

13 cpraed 2016-03-16

that is one thing I don't get, he doesn't strike me as a responsible drunkard who puts on rubbers.. how many abortions should we assume has he funded? not counting TACS of course or Joe's life.

15 BRUTAL_ANAL_RAPE8888 2016-03-16

Can't get trannys pregnant

10 cpraed 2016-03-16

YOU CAN'T???

2 chickennuggetkid 2016-03-16

he did get a tranny pregnant, but luckily the baby died while coming out of it's dick

7 Mouthful_of_cum 2016-03-16

Probably has difficulty maintaining an erection or climaxing when theres female anatomy involved

2 watereol 2016-03-16

What a wonderful image that is.

7 JessicaMessica 2016-03-16

He probably got himself fixed. If not, he's an old alcoholic. No way that sperm does anything after it dribbles out.

3 thankyoudrsarno 2016-03-16

He has a candy dish full of morning after pills near the door on their way out the day after.

2 Eddie_Savitz_Pizza 2016-03-16

Ant's the kind of dude who gets a vasectomy so he can fuck without rubbers, not giving a fuck about STDs.

1 Icon_Crash 2016-03-16

Dani or the baby?

31 AntsCamera 2016-03-16

I hope they make you take piss tests, and make you go to AA meetings.

I am sure one or 20 of us will let them know about your Benzo habit.

24 RaqioFan 2016-03-16

100% guarantee even if he gets off he's going to a court ordered treatment program and anger management. In fact, he may already be doing it, anyone seen him drink lately? It might fit with thumb tremor, Twitter addiction, and looking like a fucking albino

10 EastSideDan 2016-03-16

If this is from last night it looks like he has a Bud Light in his hand.

http://imgur.com/hfOltt4

19 TheFans4Life 2016-03-16

not one of them looks even the slightest bit cool.

21 Z7ZZ77Z 2016-03-16

They're laughing at us though.

10 SociallyAwkwardRyan 2016-03-16

Hilarious as fuck is the pill bottle sitting right up front. Like really? How classy

9 callmesnake13 2016-03-16

ONE OF US! ONE OF US!

7 TotallyNotObsi 2016-03-16

I had no idea 'white' people could be this ugly.

3 RacksDiciprine 2016-03-16

Ant looks like a Grandmother

3 ThankGodForBeer 2016-03-16

Anthony looks like Carole King.

3 cali_nico 2016-03-16

That's not from last night. He got the cut and soy sauce treatment recently.

2 DryTeeth 2016-03-16

He looks drunk as shit. Which is just 'every evening look' for him. Still. He's decomposing.

1 yul_brynner 2016-03-16

Why is the lettering on the table reversed and everywhere else? Has this image been mirrored or did someone fuck up his table and their t-shirts?

2 AssMcPlay 2016-03-16

does it also explain his hair?

3 RaqioFan 2016-03-16

Sure, why not

http://www.totalbeauty.com/mobile/content/gallery/alcohol-makes-you-ugly/p82992/page6

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10 Dennyislife 2016-03-16

Ant will get a real kick out of having to piss infront of other men. Will find it hard not to drink it though i suspect

12 lolercakesmcgee 2016-03-16

Difficult to piss when your rock fawkin' hard Dvv Dvv

31 HerpDerpen 2016-03-16

Can we expect a drunken lecture from Anthony tonight?

24 Z7ZZ77Z 2016-03-16

Few things would make me happier.

5 scorchingcaseOderpes 2016-03-16

I will splay multiple types of buns, loaves, and bread rolls about my door and walkway...in hopes of summoning a bitter, drunken tranth this evening.

9 ChurchOfBaldOpie 2016-03-16

Ahh wouldn't that be great if throwing bread at old man Cumia became a thing the local kids do

4 Clamdilicus 2016-03-16

I thought court was tomorrow.

17 liberterrorism 2016-03-16

I really hope Anthony gets court ordered to rehab. Because that would mean 1 of 3 scenarios: Ant cleans up and maybe has some kind of introspection into what a shitbird he's become, Ant relapses and goes to jail, or Ant kills himself and ends this charade of clinging on to his rapidly tanking career.

Any of those would be preferable to what's going on now.

12 AssMcPlay 2016-03-16

hope ant violated the temporary order of protection

6 EastSideDan 2016-03-16

There were some grumblings and rumors here that Tranth was sending her threatening texts and twitter DMs. Which I assume would be a violation.

6 EazyEd420 2016-03-16

YO! Can we refer to Anthony and Joe as "Tessio and Clemenza"

3 TheFans4Life 2016-03-16

eazyed420 doing great commenting for us today!

3 EazyEd420 2016-03-16

:)

2 Leofan7 2016-03-16

KILLIN' IT!

2 EazyEd420 2016-03-16

FAWK YEAH, COCKSUCKA

5 SwampYankee 2016-03-16

You know whats not going to happen? The judge is not going to say: "Sorry Timmy Branmuffins. This was all a mistake. Please take your guns back and accept out apologies"

5 SirWallaceII 2016-03-16

the judge sentences him to be Dani's butler

3 chris2webby 2016-03-16

13 yr old girl: "why can't I go out with him?"

Dani: "because he's MY butler!"

2 lemskroob 2016-03-16

are the results of todays hearing public anywhere or is any of the news (ha!) going to bother covering it?

3 Remove__Kebab 2016-03-16

It will probably get posted on his file, every time it gets updated someone posts a screenshot here.

3 ILoveYouJohnnyCakes 2016-03-16

Tomorrow is his court date. St. Patrick's Day.

2 ImDickJustice 2016-03-16