How Exactly Was Joe Cumia Planning To "Make It"??

1  2016-03-16 by revt1

Both Anthony & Joe has discussed their secret binding contract they drew up amongst themselves as lowly tin-knockers.

That if one of them "made it BIG" then he would take care of the other.

As we all know, Anthony was able to utilise his quick wit & ability to perform improvisation into a successful radio career.

Has anyone figured out how Joe Cumia was expecting to make it? His hypothetical planned pathway to success?

The man has little discernible ability to entertain(musically or comedically), so I wonder what exactly he was expecting to get paid "the BIG BUCKS" doing???

8 comments

Gay porn.

In an alternative universe, young twink Joe Cumia was brave enough to let his freak flag fly & follow his hearts true calling.

I see Bro Joe in this parallel world being lauded as the Michael Jordan of gay-scat porn. Compilations of his legendary cum-gagging/shit-munching/rectum-pilfering feats are watched in deep reverence by the hordes, who can only fight back silent tears as they watch a true man single-minded & with every ounce of effort he can muster - pursue his one, all-encompassing dream "to please every cock, everywhere!!!"

His greatest accomplishment in life is giving a hack radio sloth a shitty parody song that indirectly made his brother semi-famous

According to Joe he is solely responsible for Anthony's success. Soooo nice try with the hate

He was probably just high on his own coke stash. Guys like joe don't "make it"

He's 60 with no tact, class, originality and the political beliefs and dress style of an edgy 16 year old.

It's embarrassing.

I've never heard of this contract. Was this discussed on the show?

Play in a u2 cover band?