I like ants look here. "See? Im having fun! Im not a recluse inside a bubble of sycophants and denial. Would someone so pathetically sad and lonely as me be smiling?"
that picture on the right bottom corner is so enraging. Those beady eyes and 1998 Structure shirt don't help, either. The only thing that helps is remembering how profoundly sad he really is.
Looking at this pic just took me out of my reality for a second and put me into some kind of hell-space where the horrifying reality that I spend a lot of time focusing on an old weird guy with clown hair and his boring fat older brother consumed every fiber of me. It's like Ant and Joe's argument that we're obsessive losers on this board just became true for a split second. I think about old dudes. I joke about an ugly guy with fake hair. And I'm staring at the sidebar pic where Ant's with Tyson and he's just looking at me like this as I sit here overwhelmed with embarrassment.
Why do we think about these guys? There's 301 people on right now. 301 people staring at a computer screen clicking links where people are making fun of an old guy with clown hair.
Remind me why they stop what they are doing, pose, take a picture of themselves and post it on the internet. Who are they sending this to and why do they think anyone gives a shit?
Awww that's so sweet!! The Long Island assisted living center's most eligible bachelors playing poker, drinking ginger ale and water, reliving the good old days back in doublya doublya 2 when they'd do the Charleston and make time with the wives and girlfriends of the men who went off and fought while they stayed home because of fallen arches. Them laughing and taking bets to see which one is going to get into the bloomers of Ester Bloomberg up on the 3rd floor now that her husband Seymour passed on. The male attendant smiling politely at the camera before making them swallow their meds and shooing them off to bed, his face crinkled slightly in disgust because he can tell by the smell that Old man Joe has shit his depends again. So adorable.
This can't be tonight, right? Shouldn't Tranth be drying out in preparation of facing a judge Thursday in connection with the two felonies and two misdemeanors he is charged with for drunkenly beating up a girl?
I was a big fan of Anthony at one point in my life and secretly hope he somehow gets his respect back and some point. Posts like these just make me sad :(
No male over the age of 17 should be taking selfies. Unless he's sailing solo around the world or summited mount everest and the rest of his team died on the way up.
How do you even broach it at a poker game. "Hey guys, I'm almost 60, but I have such a need for attention. Even the bad kind, where trolls just rip me to shreds in public forums. Lets take a selfie, as if we're a bunch of freshmen cheerleaders having a slumber party! The only proper reply would be "Fuck you faggot, put the phone down and deal the cards"
Maybe I'm just a druggie, but I wonder what kind of pills those are. Gotta be abusable, you don't sit your BP meds on the poker table beside your drink.
That is a good point...why would you need medication sitting in front of you at someone else's house playing poker? And if so, what kind of medication could it possibly be?
Could drop this table into any small, shitty bar in small town America and they'd fit right in, even down to the blue collar, average joe, bunk political talk.
93 comments
41 Frunkuss 2016-03-16
Is that an on set shot from "The Unfuckables"?
38 biobotX1 2016-03-16
I like ants look here. "See? Im having fun! Im not a recluse inside a bubble of sycophants and denial. Would someone so pathetically sad and lonely as me be smiling?"
14 fishcado 2016-03-16
He is truly morphing into Bea Arthur.
5 fishcado 2016-03-16
He is truly morphing into Bea Arthur.
24 RearNakedGrope 2016-03-16
WE HEARD YOU!
6 queebish 2016-03-16
your phone cut out
3 fishcado 2016-03-16
Oops! Stupid phone.
2 FancyAndImportantMan 2016-03-16
Tsssth, why not Fruit Fly Arthur or somethin
1 joomommyhappy 2016-03-16
tears of a clown hair
1 AiCPearlJam 2016-03-16
When he's not surrounded by Yes Men, he's not taking pictures of him surrounded by tranny cock.
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11 EastSideDan 2016-03-16
Stay on topic. Stop trying to deflect for your boy Tranth
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4 Scott_Vertical 2016-03-16
that picture on the right bottom corner is so enraging. Those beady eyes and 1998 Structure shirt don't help, either. The only thing that helps is remembering how profoundly sad he really is.
29 AnudderCast 2016-03-16
Look at Mama Leone back there bringing cannoli to the gentlemen!
8 Jackatard 2016-03-16
You're a fucking idiot. It's clearly baked ziti.
3 BarryMcCaulkener 2016-03-16
what, no fucking ziti now?
1 [deleted] 2016-03-16
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5 PhilipMarma 2016-03-16
Nana? Is that you?
3 bambambigelowww 2016-03-16
Nonna
28 booderdooders 2016-03-16
Looking at this pic just took me out of my reality for a second and put me into some kind of hell-space where the horrifying reality that I spend a lot of time focusing on an old weird guy with clown hair and his boring fat older brother consumed every fiber of me. It's like Ant and Joe's argument that we're obsessive losers on this board just became true for a split second. I think about old dudes. I joke about an ugly guy with fake hair. And I'm staring at the sidebar pic where Ant's with Tyson and he's just looking at me like this as I sit here overwhelmed with embarrassment.
Why do we think about these guys? There's 301 people on right now. 301 people staring at a computer screen clicking links where people are making fun of an old guy with clown hair.
6 Jackatard 2016-03-16
I come here for posts like this. Jesus....I hope "clown hair" catches on.
1 iamcolinquim 2016-03-16
It's an assortment of oddly shaped heads
28 joeybeans12 2016-03-16
I sleep in a big bed with my wife.
25 peckaface 2016-03-16
Looks like a NAMBLA convention.
25 TacoTrots 2016-03-16
It is.
7 Tom_Stall 2016-03-16
But none of them look like Marlon Brando.
3 FaggotBannedKeith 2016-03-16
Fred from Brooklyn looks like an albino Uncle Phil.
2 BoardroomBimmy 2016-03-16
I for one am shocked that Fred from Brooklyn is fatter than holy hell
24 KasWheel 2016-03-16
I'm sure those people don't fake laugh at everything granny Ant says.
16 Jackatard 2016-03-16
"oh look, he's hitting a retard...ahh haa haa haa"
-9 PiggyFork 2016-03-16
Please leave Bam's daughter out of this.
10 Jarvismcjigglestein 2016-03-16
2 check_checkerson 2016-03-16
More like Grant
3 tranthonycumiashow 2016-03-16
"Tranny Ant"
23 takyon_deathyon 2016-03-16
I wonder what these cunts talk about, other than trump, blacks, and 30 year old movies
21 FunkyTreasure 2016-03-16
How much they don't care about what reddit is saying about them and then what reddit is currently saying about them
13 mikestl1988 2016-03-16
How to cook sunday gravey or some other goomba dago whop guinea long island italian thing... idk
3 RearNakedGrope 2016-03-16
Saying "gravy" when referring to pasta sauce annoys me so much. I really am an irritable fuck.
4 FaggotBannedKeith 2016-03-16
...Twitter & Reddit.
3 RoosterBrains 2016-03-16
Jimmy's awesome new cartoon?
16 whydontUlovemeLyndsi 2016-03-16
it's like an advertisement for workers compensation
15 PharoahFaucet 2016-03-16
Remind me why they stop what they are doing, pose, take a picture of themselves and post it on the internet. Who are they sending this to and why do they think anyone gives a shit?
What a group of losers...
14 pino5588 2016-03-16
What retirement home was this at?
10 boogsuge 2016-03-16
Do u guys think anthony enjoys when joe finds out about poker night,then has to buy him in?
10 DaveNone 2016-03-16
Awww that's so sweet!! The Long Island assisted living center's most eligible bachelors playing poker, drinking ginger ale and water, reliving the good old days back in doublya doublya 2 when they'd do the Charleston and make time with the wives and girlfriends of the men who went off and fought while they stayed home because of fallen arches. Them laughing and taking bets to see which one is going to get into the bloomers of Ester Bloomberg up on the 3rd floor now that her husband Seymour passed on. The male attendant smiling politely at the camera before making them swallow their meds and shooing them off to bed, his face crinkled slightly in disgust because he can tell by the smell that Old man Joe has shit his depends again. So adorable.
8 Xamtor 2016-03-16
Gargoyle looking motherfuckers.
8 EastSideDan 2016-03-16
This can't be tonight, right? Shouldn't Tranth be drying out in preparation of facing a judge Thursday in connection with the two felonies and two misdemeanors he is charged with for drunkenly beating up a girl?
8 FaggotBannedKeith 2016-03-16
"Cocoon 3: Every Vagina Left Behind"
7 Joeyo43 2016-03-16
That Ray Liotta looking tranny fucker has seen better days.
7 Jarvismcjigglestein 2016-03-16
Which one of those silly pedophiles put a Chia Pet on Anthony's head.
6 spinuch 2016-03-16
I'd rather go bowling with the dude and find out what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass.
2 biobotX1 2016-03-16
See larry?
3 peckaface 2016-03-16
Its too bad Joe didn't end up like Donny
6 jasonayeiter 2016-03-16
Clearly a POV from the grim reaper who is there to collect Fred as his eyes fully close after his carcass breaks Ant's poker table.
4 blackirishlad 2016-03-16
i was tempted to say there's a lot of testosterone in that room from all the alpha men, but really everyone one them probably has "low T"
4 sanfrancisco69er 2016-03-16
I was a big fan of Anthony at one point in my life and secretly hope he somehow gets his respect back and some point. Posts like these just make me sad :(
4 jfral 2016-03-16
Table of the Stars, indeed.
3 MarsBarsSnicker 2016-03-16
chipmunk-looking fella in the extra extra shmedium hoodie clearly not worried about second-hand estrogen
3 Dagidugidai 2016-03-16
It looks like an alcoholics anonymous meeting except with more forced laughter and fewer good jokes.
3 AssMcPlay 2016-03-16
Ant's hair.
2 chicken-named-mike 2016-03-16
I am Ant's hair.
3 silks322 2016-03-16
Does Joe have his giant SAMCRO wallet on the table?
1 chicken-named-mike 2016-03-16
Looks like it! Good eye.
1 BoardroomBimmy 2016-03-16
Good cock too! Me-ow!
3 PharoahFaucet 2016-03-16
THIS IS PFG…right fellas?
3 damselnoir 2016-03-16
No male over the age of 17 should be taking selfies. Unless he's sailing solo around the world or summited mount everest and the rest of his team died on the way up. How do you even broach it at a poker game. "Hey guys, I'm almost 60, but I have such a need for attention. Even the bad kind, where trolls just rip me to shreds in public forums. Lets take a selfie, as if we're a bunch of freshmen cheerleaders having a slumber party! The only proper reply would be "Fuck you faggot, put the phone down and deal the cards"
3 i_saw_nothing 2016-03-16
I'm jealous of Joe's "Fear The Reaper" wallet.
http://imgur.com/3PGXwLL
Is that overstuffed with Anthony's ATM receipts, or maxxed out credit cards?
2 Jackatard 2016-03-16
SAMBro Joe has his entire purse dumped out onto the table while another guy just has his purse on the table.
Edit: Auntie Joe also has her estrogen pills sitting right in front of her.
2 methadoner 2016-03-16
Maybe I'm just a druggie, but I wonder what kind of pills those are. Gotta be abusable, you don't sit your BP meds on the poker table beside your drink.
3 Jackatard 2016-03-16
That is a good point...why would you need medication sitting in front of you at someone else's house playing poker? And if so, what kind of medication could it possibly be?
4 methadoner 2016-03-16
To be fair, I guess it looks like he emptied out all his pockets (including his tuff guy wallet) onto the table.
But I still wanna believe he's using 2mg Xanax as $5 chips.
2 CigarsNCrotch 2016-03-16
Is this a screenshot from that new movie Sausage Party?
2 RoosterBrains 2016-03-16
Groody
2 rahtin 2016-03-16
Big A looks like a Jewie Barney Gumball.
2 BradStorch 2016-03-16
"Hey you guys lied to me, you said it was Vegas!"
2 Shockerlawd69 2016-03-16
Jesus Christ, all the girls I went to high school with combined didn't take half as many group selfies as these 60 year old nobody's
1 TakesTheWrongSideGuy 2016-03-16
No.
1 CStel 2016-03-16
Ladies, can I sit here?
1 chris2webby 2016-03-16
Nope.
1 shinkleboutit 2016-03-16
Which ones fag from faglyn
1 BoardroomBimmy 2016-03-16
All of them
1 havingmadfun 2016-03-16
Bunch of fuckin creeps
1 NashuaDan 2016-03-16
You can't tell me there isn't a little gay sex going on in that "Mancave."
Btw the bald dude in bottom left looks like the pawn shop owner from Pulp Fiction with the gimp in his basement.
1 Gr8WeddingBrotherman 2016-03-16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_FGmSqB6Jfo&t=1m16s
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1 RectalWarrior 2016-03-16
nope, not jealous.
1 mrcitylights 2016-03-16
aaaand of course brother horse cuck has a motorcycle gang looking Wallet
1 Viking_Lordbeast 2016-03-16
Imagine being a 16 year old gold digger walking into that.
0 UnwarrantedArrogance 2016-03-16
A little yeah
0 FlukemansCloaca 2016-03-16
Could drop this table into any small, shitty bar in small town America and they'd fit right in, even down to the blue collar, average joe, bunk political talk.
1 damselnoir 2016-03-16
is that a bad thing?
1 FlukemansCloaca 2016-03-16
Yes, those people are useless
-1 Zenaesthetic 2016-03-16
Is that a TACS poker table? Ugh. I bet the winner gets to beat up Bobo.
-2 Azrael_ 2016-03-16
Not nice. There's a lack of diversity in there :(
-3 3DXYZ 2016-03-16
not at all. I wish them all good health and good times.
2 chicken-named-mike 2016-03-16
I am Ant's hair.