REMINDER: The Stangles come as a package, like they're the fucking Bobbsey Twins
10 2016-03-15 by TobyTheRobot
Neither of these ostensibly grown men are able to have an independent career without having his bro-bro to lean on. It's like if I insisted that whoever hires me hire my mommy as well, because I can't write effectively unless I can bounce ideas off her and I need her to proofread my pleadings and comfort me if I lose a motion.
It's fucking weird.
21 comments
12 breadmoccasin 2016-03-15
I hate them. I hate both of them so god damn much. Nobody with a physical appearance that comical with that little self-awareness/hatred should be allowed in comedy, much less the ruins of the O&A show.
And they're not even funny. Lol. They're not even CLOSE to funny. I never believed in a worldwide Jewish conspiracy until I saw that these two lumps were thriving. Holy SHIT. That cutesy Fred Flintstone avatar makes me wanna wear a red armband.
Letterman was great in the 80s and it sucked since at least 99 and I have a pretty good idea why.
2 PhilipMarma 2016-03-15
They ruined Late Show.
9 JeremyACrosby 2016-03-15
hopefully one of them gets a job as a helicopter crash pilot.
7 biobotX1 2016-03-15
Or Mengele twins
5 countfrightenstein 2016-03-15
He IS heavy, he's my brother....
5 NortheastPhilly 2016-03-15
Its like a symbiotic relationship between a barnacle and a blue whale
2 biobotX1 2016-03-15
I think they were both traumatized somehow while they were hanging out together. Thats why theyre practically attached. EDIT:: That doesnt mean its not infuriatingly weird. Why didnt they team up and kick the pedo's ass instead of lying there saying "This is going to be a problem"
2 TobyTheRobot 2016-03-15
Packa LOIES!!! I was just teachin' em how a lady makes the baby come out!!
2 biobotX1 2016-03-15
Sssure... you was just tusslin' their dark semetic hair... pinching their chosen people cheeks... when all a suddens they yell " Thats not a scroll rabbi paul!"
3 TobyTheRobot 2016-03-15
SSHHHHUAAAAA!! I was just checkin' to make sure that the Mohel got everything!
C'mere, let Uncle Paul do a soyche. AMUMFMUMFMUMFMUMF.
1 stinkskc 2016-03-15
Leave the hack characters to nordon please
2 ImDickJustice 2016-03-15
Eric & Justin McPoyle.
1 SlappyJiggler 2016-03-15
Well, they are twin brothers so they have a psychic connection that makes them inseparable. Some say twins share the same soul.
8 im_not 2016-03-15
Hopefully they'll share the same coffin, and soon
3 jasonayeiter 2016-03-15
It will be an awkward funeral. One brother dead while the other handcuffs himself to the corpse. The family wouldn't honor Eric's wish to be buried alive with his even more bloated than usual brother. He was overjoyed to finally hear them relent with a solemn "Whatever".
1 RearNakedGrope 2016-03-15
They're twins?
6 shinkleboutit 2016-03-15
I feel terrible for there mom if those two had to spill out her cunt at the same time.
1 [deleted] 2016-03-15
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6 SlappyJiggler 2016-03-15
Yes. Like Arnold and Devito.
1 hovanova 2016-03-15
If neither of them are unable, doesn't that make them able? Kind of arguing their point for them because you could have really used mom's proofing.
2 TobyTheRobot 2016-03-15
I think it's more logical that I just hire you as my secretary, seeing as how you're so fastidious.
In any event, I fixed it you fucking librarian. Now go get me a coffee.
1 hovanova 2016-03-15
You are welcome. If I just keep biting my lip one day you will give me a raise I am sure of it.
2 biobotX1 2016-03-15
Sssure... you was just tusslin' their dark semetic hair... pinching their chosen people cheeks... when all a suddens they yell " Thats not a scroll rabbi paul!"
2 TobyTheRobot 2016-03-15
I think it's more logical that I just hire you as my secretary, seeing as how you're so fastidious.
In any event, I fixed it you fucking librarian. Now go get me a coffee.