I unfurled a paperclip, bent the wire around my flaccid cock and twisted the ends together like a bread tie. Every half hour I turn it another 180 degrees and i still dont see any blood. Eventually my cock will fall off and I'll be complete.
Little tip for you, at the Panera I work for we have left about 100 loaves of bread in a warm moist environment for the last 3 weeks and they are a glorious shade of green now so we are all set for St. Patrick's day!!
Think ahead and plan ahead to serve your customers better my friend!! Make the Panera experience one they will never forget!!
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22 avpersonapd 2016-03-15
Was absolutely certain this would be about Magoobys. Got reverse VosRolled. This has gone meta.
5 herpacin 2016-03-15
We are through the looking glass folks.
15 whydontUlovemeLyndsi 2016-03-15
I unfurled a paperclip, bent the wire around my flaccid cock and twisted the ends together like a bread tie. Every half hour I turn it another 180 degrees and i still dont see any blood. Eventually my cock will fall off and I'll be complete.
3 ChurchOfBaldOpie 2016-03-15
Somebody's getting their Amazon wish list fulfilled tonight!
1 OqieRadioze 2016-03-15
You too?
9 cpraed 2016-03-15
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2 revbleech 2016-03-15
FINGER OF GOD
8 EastSideDan 2016-03-15
Hoping like hell that Anthony's trial starts that day.
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5 peckaface 2016-03-15
Making green bread at work. It's sure to be a huge hit.
12 DaveNone 2016-03-15
Little tip for you, at the Panera I work for we have left about 100 loaves of bread in a warm moist environment for the last 3 weeks and they are a glorious shade of green now so we are all set for St. Patrick's day!!
Think ahead and plan ahead to serve your customers better my friend!! Make the Panera experience one they will never forget!!
1 Patmcpsu 2016-03-15
My sourdough will never be as good as Tom Papa's. I'll just have to admit it.
5 SlappyJiggler 2016-03-15
I will admire my firearm collection and take a gander at my high school diploma.
4 Ant_Sucks 2016-03-15
This St Patrick's Day a drunk is going to court and a leprechaun is performing at Magoobey's
3 takyon_deathyon 2016-03-15
I'm going to forget about it until I browse this sub, then I'm gonna laugh about it.
3 ShipSteerer 2016-03-15
Reading up on FBI crime statistics
3 herpacin 2016-03-15
Obsessively refreshing this sub and reading through a book on "Coping with Adult ADHD".
1 mikestl1988 2016-03-15
Probably enjoy my gun collection
1 FancyAndImportantMan 2016-03-15
Reddit's blocked at work for me. There had better me a megathread.
2 [deleted] 2016-03-15
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