PHONEBANKING FOR VOS - ONLY 3 DAYS LEFT!

49  2016-03-14 by EskimoEscrow

OK People, Rich Vos' show in Magooby's is only 3 short days away.
Today's goal for our phonebank-a-thon has been set at 40,000 calls.

This is a grassroots movement to promote Vos, unlike any other any comic has ever seen. WE ARE MAKING HISTORY!
Don't let people discourage you! WE WILL SELL OUT!

If you can't Phonebank, tell your friends, offer rides to the venue, be creative!!!

Let's reach our goal, and then break our record!!!

EDIT: Feel free to post your progress below!

19 comments

How are the Sanders people not just harassing people at home. They make the pests seem like amateurs

If only that software they use could be for evil and not for a useless campaign....

I've donated $0.00.... MATCH ME!

DOUBLED! $0.00! Who can double me!?

i have pledged $0.00 for me and another $0.00 each for seven of my friends. also gave this amount to the trump campaign.

but you can't ''make america great'' without first making it funny again, so go see rich vos at magooby's march 17th-19th, folks!

The OpieRadio online store is donating a portion of the proceeds, too! $0.00!!!

I'm supposed to give this money for my child support bill and rent butbut fuck it, $000.00

I'm emailing and then tweeting magooby's and im not joking about this - Vos is a genius and rules and has yet to get his due.

keeping in mind ..he aint gonna be around that much longer folks

I'm feelin' the zionism!

if Vos STILL doesn't sell out he really is garbage.

So I got an email from McGooby's (since I'm a "loyal McGooby's customer") offering free tickets to one of Vos's shows or one of the shows the following weekend...

Sell it and give the money to Vos!

There is beating a dead horse... Then there is this.

They really are sociopaths. I know we're obsessed jackasses but they're out of their minds.

Eh, I dunno. I respect their tenacity more than ours. Ours is just a little bit weirder.

We're trying to destroy the careers of certain old radio hosts we used to like, and they're trying to get a president elected.

I get it but like relax. My Facebook feed used to be outdated memes and notifications that older relatives have died now it's this dreck.

Larry David did Bernie this weekend on SNL,
“I mean, I love my supporters, but they’re too much, right? I’m great, but not five posts a day great.”

I don't know if it's just because I live in Portland and all my friends here are all in with the bern but it definitely feels like more that 5 posts a day.

RELAX?! RELAX?! GO FUK URSELF U PATRONIZING SHIT