Where did he write this nonsense? Just reply with a quote from GQ where Amy Schumer admits to shoplifting $100,000. Let every sentence Kurt Metzger spawn a dozen examples of Amy Schumer stealing from hard working Americans.
Poor kurt, he got teased for a couple days and hasnt been able to move forward at all. The sad thing is if he ever got off facebook and coke im sure his outlook on life would improve.
Sherrod when you read this, let kurt know he needs to take a vacation.
Why is he anti-Gamergate? You'd think somebody that allegedly values free speech and professionals over civilians would be on the gamer's side and not the SJW side.
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14 takyon_deathyon 2016-03-14
Holy shit did he write all of that? I'm not reading that shit.
Kurt needs to fucking kill himself, he's clearly unhappy
11 AngeloMacon 2016-03-14
He's a writer? Professionally?
10 peckaface 2016-03-14
This would be funny, if it weren't so sad. What a pathetic man.
9 TheDarkFezRises 2016-03-14
I think he's psychologically scarred from being humiliated by much funnier people online.
He's even dumber than Opie or Brother Joe.
4 Ant_Sucks 2016-03-14
Where did he write this nonsense? Just reply with a quote from GQ where Amy Schumer admits to shoplifting $100,000. Let every sentence Kurt Metzger spawn a dozen examples of Amy Schumer stealing from hard working Americans.
4 19headaches 2016-03-14
Not gonna lie, that last part was funny, but he needs help. No ones mentioned him on here in like a month.
4 chucks47 2016-03-14
Is he another "you guys don't affect me, so I am going to waste hours of my life telling you just how much you don't".
1 xyniphis 2016-03-14
More like days, but yes
4 balderoonus 2016-03-14
Now there's a man who deserves a managers job at Panera Bread
3 Mod_Impersonator 2016-03-14
What is Kurt still so upset about?
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2 TheDarkFezRises 2016-03-14
I'd fucking jizz if he got fired. Just imagine how much we could troll him.
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2 jonesy6969 2016-03-14
Douche chills
2 xyniphis 2016-03-14
Poor kurt, he got teased for a couple days and hasnt been able to move forward at all. The sad thing is if he ever got off facebook and coke im sure his outlook on life would improve.
Sherrod when you read this, let kurt know he needs to take a vacation.
2 RPCulture 2016-03-14
Why is he anti-Gamergate? You'd think somebody that allegedly values free speech and professionals over civilians would be on the gamer's side and not the SJW side.
3 TheDarkFezRises 2016-03-14
You're discounting the fact that he's a very stupid and emotional man.
1 FatMustacheCunt 2016-03-14
What an exhausting human bean.
1 placermutka 2016-03-14
So unbothered.
-1 Really_Big_Dummy 2016-03-14
That was pretty funny.