I've been out of the loop for a while. Can some explain who Anthony is? Who is this Opie everyone keeps mentioning? What's the deal with this cartoonist guy Jim? What year is it? Where am I?

10  2016-03-14 by MartyAtThePoonTower

Well?

24 comments

23  rottengymshorts 2016-03-14

If you want a thorough rundown of the whole debacle, go see Rich Vos this coming weekend at Magooby's Joke House in Baltimore.

7  OqieRadioze 2016-03-14

Never not funny.

13  RaqioFan 2016-03-14

👃👈

9  Dagidugidai 2016-03-14

Glad to see you have internet again, Di.

0  Leofan7 2016-03-14

Oh no no no I don't have the internet. I'm on a ship.

5  [deleted] 2016-03-14

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5  Houghton91 2016-03-14

Hi Lady Di.

4  biobotX1 2016-03-14

Hehe your name. I love how the cops on the LAST DAY OF SCHOOL when the drinking age is 18, NEVER think to go to the most obvious place in their shit texas town to throw a kegger

3  multiplesifl 2016-03-14

It's not like they had much else in the way of policin' to do that night, either.

2  VeritablyClean 2016-03-14

party at the moon tower

1  aka-o 2016-03-14

The president's a WHAT???

-15  MiddleOfTheStreetGuy 2016-03-14

Mods please delete this thread, I don't know who the gentlemen listed are but I know they do not pertain to this adolescent lonely pathetic social justice warrior subreddit.

24  TheTigerDriver 2016-03-14

I'm stunned that with all your comments you haven't even been funny accidentally.

-1  MiddleOfTheStreetGuy 2016-03-14

FYI this is a terribly written grammatical sentence. Really, what were you thinking when you typed the misplaced "even" in that sentence.

5  Joshua_Goodnaturedly 2016-03-14

Probably the same thing you were thinking when you ended a question with a period.

-2  MiddleOfTheStreetGuy 2016-03-14

It was a rhetorical statement of his immense stupidity; wasn't looking for an answer. But...I do concede that a question mark would have been a more suitable punctuation for the casual browser.

2  Toothytits 2016-03-14

You are a boring, pathetic, old faggot.

-2  MiddleOfTheStreetGuy 2016-03-14

https://www.reddit.com/r/opieandanthony/comments/4a6whv/z/d0xvb9h

Holy fuck are you the definition of an adolescent pathetic lonely social justice warrior.

5  Toothytits 2016-03-14

That's a different person. Are you having trouble keeping track of all your internet fights? There must be thousands of people telling you what an unfunny faggot you are. You lead quite a rich and fulfilling life sir.

1  [deleted] 2016-03-14

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-8  MiddleOfTheStreetGuy 2016-03-14

If you were a fan of the former XM202 virus channel as opposed to an adolescent pathetic lonely social justice warrior who stumbled upon a couple of youtube clips of o&a very recently your pea brain would be hemorrhaging from the belly loffs I scribe. Kill yourself faggot, not going to get any better down the road.

6  TheTigerDriver 2016-03-14

You know you can tailor insults to the particular person, right? It works better.

adolescent pathetic lonely social justice warrior

This is not a catch-all.

2  I_Hate_Knickers 2016-03-14

Hey guys, come on, chill out. Let's all be like Fonzie. And what's Fonzie?

http://m.imgur.com/KBYNMcW

[ 🎶 that's Fonzie 🎶 ]

1  RearNakedGrope 2016-03-14

I really do hate you.

1  Wellshiteinabucket 2016-03-14

I've grown to love him. Because of him Fonzi is now the new hip MEME of 2016

1  SlappyJiggler 2016-03-14

Go suck some tranny cock, faggot.