You assholes are going to get Vos' Magooby's gig overbooked and then we are gonna end up with another Station Night Club fire.

52  2016-03-13 by ArkL

And everyone inside will still end up whiter than Ant.

28 comments

37  swanal 2016-03-13

Everyone please schtay calm and head to the fire exshits shingle file.

Alsho don't mish me at Comedy Off Broadway April sheventh in Lexshington Kentucky!

6  HerpDerpen 2016-03-13

im schelling my cd's at the fire exit

21  AssMcPlay 2016-03-13

What if Vos checked his schedule and hes playing Magooby's every weekend, and just as he's about to call his manager or agent, he realizes hes been dead the whole time.

11  chicken-named-mike 2016-03-13

You've always been the caretaker.

11  phlammo 2016-03-13

Wouldn't be the first fire we can blame on Vos.

6  SlappyJiggler 2016-03-13

Bonnie was the one who burned their house down, not Vos.

16  FaggotBannedKeith 2016-03-13

It was the only time either of them brought down the house.

5  AntsCamera 2016-03-13

Only if Bonnie gets out alive.

I want to lick her asshole after she runs a 10k.

1  chicken-named-mike 2016-03-13

I'd fuck her geriatric ass.

4  -EmhyrVarEmreis- 2016-03-13

No intelligent life lost

1  GleepGlorpFloopdedoo 2016-03-13

And?

8  ArkL 2016-03-13

and I think it's just swell.

1  RacksDiciprine 2016-03-13

Relevant video

2  lelgimps 2016-03-13

Yes, the fire rises!

2  stinkskc 2016-03-13

Jesus Christ that is a fucking chilling video When everyone gets jammed up at the front, fuck I did not need to see that

1  NortheastPhilly 2016-03-13

trample if you must!

1  dfuller39 2016-03-13

Vos would run to save his merchandise nobody wants.

1  [deleted] 2016-03-13

I'm heating up.

1  RichardVos 2016-03-13

Don't worry guysh, plenty of sheatshs ssshssstill availablesh.

1  F_H_Rileys_MaitreD 2016-03-13

I knew someone who died in that fire. R.I.P. Lisa D'Andrea.

0  dolan_the_rapper 2016-03-13

Vos drools so much that his entire body is actually covered in a thin layer of saliva. This makes him relatively fireproof and a hack.

-Vos Fact #7

3  blue_magoo_62 2016-03-13

got more?

1  dolan_the_rapper 2016-03-13

Vos once gave a prostitute a "wet willy" while having sex with her.

-Vos Fact #46

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0  dolan_the_rapper 2016-03-13

Vos steals money from strangers several times a year; primarily using the 'wallet-in-the-shoe' tactic at beaches. He also steals from self-checkouts and is a hack.

-Vos Fact #20

-1  dolan_the_rapper 2016-03-13

Vos doesn't know what Saturn is. The planet or the cars.

-Vos Fact #11

3  RichardVos 2016-03-13

Shssaturn isn't a plantet, itssh a ssstar, sschstupid.

Go back to working at Panero Bread.

1  DannytheGOAT 2016-03-13

Reminds me of when they discussed his house fire on the show, and jimmy said all Vos had to do to put the fire out was stand in the middle of the house and do a recite a tongue twister.

-4  SlappyJiggler 2016-03-13

I liked where you went with this. I expected a different turn of events but you went somewhere else. Upvoted. Jay oh bee well dee oh en ee.