Say what you want about Maron, but I can't believe he's not above doing shows with Yakov Smirnoff at this point. I think I'd rather get kicked in the cock than sit through this show.
That red commie bastard has sure done well in America though. Googled him and it said his net worth is about 20 million.
Come to America, make shitty jokes comparing Soviet Union to USA and become a millionaire. What a country! In Soviet Union jokes tell you!!! In Soviet Union Toilets flush you! Now give me my 20 million dollars! What a country!!!
Oh so you hump a couple stools and make dolla dolla bills y'all ATM jokes and your considered a hack? Try Alpha Brain and then you might understand the jokes that JR is yelling at you.
That red commie bastard has sure done well in America though. Googled him and it said his net worth is about 20 million.
Come to America, make shitty jokes comparing Soviet Union to USA and become a millionaire. What a country! In Soviet Union jokes tell you!!! In Soviet Union Toilets flush you! Now give me my 20 million dollars! What a country!!!
23 comments
9 FatMustacheCunt 2016-03-13
Are we still pretending Rogan is a stand-up comic?
5 KingTutsstache 2016-03-13
Here's Rogan talking about how Alpha Brain made him a REAL stand-up
5 FatMustacheCunt 2016-03-13
What a boring conversion.
1 AiCPearlJam 2016-03-13
The guy who he's talking with is Onnit owner Aubrey Marcus, or, the Warrior Poet as he nicknamed himself...
1 xyniphis 2016-03-13
His name is chris, he started calling himself aubry when he and rogan began the 'supplement' company
2 TheDarkFezRises 2016-03-13
Dolla dolla bill y'all!
5 FatMustacheCunt 2016-03-13
Yeah, that bit made me physically ill. Pictures of Unit 731 experiments are less uncomfortable than his attempt at dude-bro humor.
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5 TheTigerDriver 2016-03-13
Say what you want about Maron, but I can't believe he's not above doing shows with Yakov Smirnoff at this point. I think I'd rather get kicked in the cock than sit through this show.
5 SGFTI 2016-03-13
How dare you sir, Yakov Smirnoff is a national treasure. Branson would be nothing without him.
1 Tom_Stall 2016-03-13
Yeah but that nation collapsed more than two decades ago. "Was a country!"
1 DaveNone 2016-03-13
That red commie bastard has sure done well in America though. Googled him and it said his net worth is about 20 million.
Come to America, make shitty jokes comparing Soviet Union to USA and become a millionaire. What a country! In Soviet Union jokes tell you!!! In Soviet Union Toilets flush you! Now give me my 20 million dollars! What a country!!!
1 JMueller2012 2016-03-13
That's because he's literally hypnotized Missouri into handing him over money for subpar entertainment
1 NoirMagieGateau 2016-03-13
Shoji Tabuchi would dispute that.
5 PSU19420 2016-03-13
You're just fucking envious of the magnetic trays they have.
5 ThankGodForBeer 2016-03-13
I was unaware Yakov Smirnoff leaves Branson.
4 ShetUp 2016-03-13
I'd be on your side if you didn't use the word "hack" like you're some kinda stand-up Comic Book Guy. Fucking goober.
1 FlukemansCloaca 2016-03-13
You're actually more Comic Book Guy in this scenario.
1 ShetUp 2016-03-13
How? I didnt make a random post calling well established comedians "hacks".
3 Lyle_D_Chipperson 2016-03-13
Oh so you hump a couple stools and make dolla dolla bills y'all ATM jokes and your considered a hack? Try Alpha Brain and then you might understand the jokes that JR is yelling at you.
2 Really_Big_Dummy 2016-03-13
Innnn Americaaaaa, you tell stupid hack jokes for laughs. Innnn Russsssia, stupid hackk jokes telllll yooouuu.
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1 FlukemansCloaca 2016-03-13
Does Joe just intimidate people into letting him on stage? Because I've never laughed at anything he has ever said.
1 chicken-named-mike 2016-03-13
I attempted to watch that Theo Vonn guys special on Netflix. Fuck it was awful. I made it about seven minutes in.
I am so sick of the white guy doing the black voice routine.
1 DaveNone 2016-03-13
That red commie bastard has sure done well in America though. Googled him and it said his net worth is about 20 million.
Come to America, make shitty jokes comparing Soviet Union to USA and become a millionaire. What a country! In Soviet Union jokes tell you!!! In Soviet Union Toilets flush you! Now give me my 20 million dollars! What a country!!!