I recently dug up some information on Ant's childhood, so I present you: ANTHONY CUMIA: THE UNTOLD STORY

0  2016-03-13 by AnthonyCumiaSux

Anthony grew up as a gay child. When he was just born, his cock was five feet long. It grew much bigger every second when he was very young. Anthony liked to masturbate to The Wiggles, SpongeBob and Duck Tales. His dick got very hard, and much longer. When Anthony was the age of five years old, he started his first day of school, with a twenty mile long cock hiding in his pants. He always fucked the kids and niggers in the classroom, and splooged on the teacher, and he's destroyed some school propety with his large cock. Things were getting out of control. Anthony fucked about 5,000 kids at his school and the kids got all horny and fucked everything in the school, and then they cummed all over eachother and made a swimming pool in their school of cum. When Anthony was 10 years old, he liked to poop on his racist fuck dad and brother joe all day. He didn't want to poop on Dawn because she's a girl. In fact, Anthony skipped lots of school because he wanted to stick dildos up his ass and poop on his Brother Joe all day. When Anthony was 11, he got this own computer with the Internet installed. Anthony jacked off to Columbo hentai and Seinfeld scat porn. He couldn't stop. He couldn't go to sleep for almost a whole week, just sitting there, jacking off to the pornographic Sopranos images on his computer. He couldn't stop! He started getting erections all the time from SpongeBob and Barney, so Drew visited the gay bar twice a day to strip for gay old men, and Drew received lots of money to buy dildos to stick up his ass all day. Anthony was a gay stripper for twenty years. When Anthony was about thirty-five, he was married with Sue Lightning . Anthony didn't want to be married with a woman, but Anthony was tired of regular men for that period. But then Anthony decided to fuck men instead of women, so he raped men every night when Sue is sleeping. Anthony does not want Sue to know he rapes men at nighttime. Sometimes Sue raped Joe in the ass all day, he said it was oodles of fun, so he did it all the time. Anthony entered himself in the Boner Baseball League, and won every boner baseball game. He won the championship of the Boner Baseball League every year. Anthony was sent to Twisters Penis World to play the worldwide Boner Baseball Superbowl! He did successful in this superbowl, and he even performed in the halftime show by doing magic tricks with his dick.

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And it shall remain untold, because I'm not reading all that.

Remember the day: March 12th, 2016. This is the day you took the time to painstakingly write this nonsense and post it with the hopes of being praised and revered.

To the OP: don't give up at fiction

but after five feet long cock you lost me. You gotta keep some realism.

Make it ridiculous but not unbelievable.

I scanned down and saw "scat porn" so I'll assume what you wrote was edgy and funny.

I'm clapping.

A couple sentences in and I'd rather listen to Opie discuss the Bachelor than read the rest of this shit post.

Is this memes?

Anthony liked to masturbate to The Wiggles, SpongeBob and Duck Tales

Trant is a hundred and sixty years old, there's no way he watched those shows as a kid.

Also, no "peckahs". Total fail.

Errrrrr Whassat?

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