Bizarro Ant
51 2016-03-12 by LynsiMargera
Ant bought things for an underage girls. Bizarro Ant buys things for overage boys.
Ant supported free speech. Bizarro Ant wants to shut down this subreddit.
Ant made millions. Bizarro Ant makes thousands.
Ant broadcasted to thousands. Bizarro Ant broadcasts to hundreds.
Ant avoided Greggshells. Bizarro Ant stomps on them.
Ant commuted from Long Island to work in NYC. Bizarro Ant works in his basement.
Ant lost his job because of Twitter. Bizarro Ant got arrested because of Periscope.
Ant got rejected from high school proms. Bizarro Ant gets rejected from Patrice benefits.
Ant showed restraint when being attacked by a black woman. Bizarro Ant doesn't show restraint when attacking his white girlfriend.
Ant was a proud gun owner. Bizarro Ant has been disarmed.
Ant's sidekick was Norton. Bizarro Ant's sidekick is Gavin.
29 comments
28 BoardroomBimmy 2016-03-12
Anthony had sex with a girl with fake tits. Bizarro Anthony has sex with a man with fake tits.
13 LynsiMargera 2016-03-12
Ant worked with a guy that had real tits. Bizarro Ant is really really good friends with a guy that has fake tits.
1 K1bbler 2016-03-12
Anthony did both.
20 blackirishlad 2016-03-12
Ant dated a girl with a leaky ass that wanted him to inseminate her.
Bizzaro ant date's a "girl" that inseminates his ass until it leaks out.
16 whydontUlovemeLyndsi 2016-03-12
Ant was good friends with Patrice. Patrice died to get away from Bizarro Ant.
13 Vic_Dum 2016-03-12
Ant had a steady hand and thumb. Bizarro Ant.. well, you know...
1 imcrapyall 2016-03-12
Hey man he is practicing for The Godthumb Part 2.
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51FWNVJHQSL._SY445_.jpg
12 majestik6 2016-03-12
"She wanted Austin Powers, instead she got Ed Powers!"
6 DannyFromTheShow 2016-03-12
LOL.
4 blackirishlad 2016-03-12
one of the greatest bombs EVER
10 SlimWiggins 2016-03-12
Well, one thing is similar.. Ant and Bizarro Ant both have a brother that is in a fictional motorcycle gang.
1 chicken-named-mike 2016-03-12
(Cue Sons of Anarchy theme)
5 CakeHornRadio 2016-03-12
Ant told Dave on LFTC that one of his now exes was "maybe" 16 when he started fucking her. Bizarro Ant is also a ghoul.
1 ChurchOfBaldOpie 2016-03-12
Maybe 16? So he was fucking a 12 year old? How the fuck anyone can have pity on him for anything is beyond me. Yeah, maybe 16, right.
2 CakeHornRadio 2016-03-12
It's on the big LFTC where he abuses Bobo. He tells ESD that Apology Girl is 18. Dave says "wait, you've been telling me that for two years." Ant says he had lied and he's been having her over since she was "17, maaaybe 16" in a real "hey, who pays attention to that sorta thing?"
4 BaconAndWeed 2016-03-12
Bizarro ant sits around with his buddies to have a chuckle and some brewskies. And boy do they laugh and laugh and laugh at how this inconsequential this subreddit is. After 3 or 4 beers and a nice buzz they share a few hearty giggles and grins and retire to bed.
4 Dagidugidai 2016-03-12
Ant fixed fans, bizarro Ants fans fix him.
3 HudsonMargera 2016-03-12
Best posting of 2016 (so far) Nice job, Mom!
3 LynsiMargera 2016-03-12
Take your ass to bed Hudson
3 agentpeckah 2016-03-12
The truth is that the past 2 years have been brilliant Kaufmanesque performance art inspired by the Bizaro Opie twitter account. All this will be soon revealed after Vos' show at Magooby's and go viral as fuck and O&A will resume airing to millions of listeners all over the globe.
Or not.
2 Chip_Bacca 2016-03-12
Boooo!!!!!
2 SirWallaceII 2016-03-12
Ant drank too many beers. Bizarro Ant's beer actually drink him
6 satsamsit 2016-03-12
What a cunt(ry)!
1 SirWallaceII 2016-03-12
lol
2 clickclack8 2016-03-12
I thought it was good
0 SlappyJiggler 2016-03-12
Good premise, piss poor execution.
-1 SWIMsfriend 2016-03-12
this is really good, it has really helped me. I'm sort of going through a lot of stuff right now. I mean besides the shit going on in the news tonight in Chicago, i just found out my brother has skin cancer, they cut out some stuff, and he just got married and my sister-in-law's mother had skin cancer when she was younger and it's just this whole thing.
so thanks for this.
3 agentpeckah 2016-03-12
Hilarious.
-4 MandrakesLeg 2016-03-12
Boy, we're really scraping the bottom of the barrel now, aren't we? Someone better have another meltdown soon.