Do you think Ant might actually end up broke?
1 2016-03-11 by [deleted]
It's an interesting thought. Will he reach a point where his only joys in life are the very things he once made fun of his listeners for? Y'know, the whole "NOT EVERYONE CAN AFFFFFORRDDDD" bit..I mean, he's pretty white trash as it is. His greatest pleasure is to drink a bud light but he does so in a McMansion. Is his future a fat, white wife on the couch and welfare? Or do you think he handled his money wisely? - P.S. I'm Brandon, don't tell my Mom and Dad I'm posting here.
7 comments
3 Dennyislife 2016-03-11
Depends if he can turn tricks in jail
5 [deleted] 2016-03-11
And ten years down the road, Denny "The Self-Sucker" Falcone is running a prosperous little network with his co-host, Kirk Sinnamon raking in a cool $5 mill a year. Opie is dead of suicide.
1 [deleted] 2016-03-11
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-1 [deleted] 2016-03-11
fuk u
But really though, if one thing ever bugged me about Ant it was that thing he did 'cause he fell into millions of dollars. It made me think of my Dad god damnit. At least he has a boat and is not a lonely psychopath though.
1 [deleted] 2016-03-11
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1 SGFTI 2016-03-11
He spends his money poorly and has a lot of leeches, but I think Keith would save him from going into complete ruin.
If Keith and Ang were to somehow die or get sick of Ant's shit and leave him, then he is at risk of falling into real problems.
Of all his friends they're probably the only ones that act as any sort of safety net.
Oh and I'm way too knowledgeable about a stranger's life that I can make this assessment. It's kinda sad and creepy.
1 Ant_Sucks 2016-03-11
My prediction is that he's going to go broke in the next year or two. There are way too many overheads on his house and O&A did not make so much money that he can piss it away and still have enough left over.
1 SlappyJiggler 2016-03-11
He'll definitely wind up broke. Any celebrity with succubi like BroJoe and Keith and the rest of those faggots inevitably winds up broke. It happened to Tyson it will happen to Trant.
1 majestik6 2016-03-11
The main problem isn't the booze or the gambling habit.
It's giving away half of your money at the peak of your career.
That's why Opie and Jimmy live in Manhattan and Ant lives in a Long Island suburb.
-1 [deleted] 2016-03-11
fuk u
But really though, if one thing ever bugged me about Ant it was that thing he did 'cause he fell into millions of dollars. It made me think of my Dad god damnit. At least he has a boat and is not a lonely psychopath though.