Some retard actually messaged me this...
48 2016-03-11 by [deleted]
http://i.imgur.com/u1eLk9l.jpg (o no guys he knows I use homebrew on my 3DS!!!)
Here's the link: http://pastebin.com/wv2PMN7K
I'm actually giddy with excitement, I can't even post properly, because this guy couldn't be more of a fucking retard. Blackfyre is a name from Game of Thrones, and is extremely common. This genius must've googled my reddit name, found someone with the same name on twitter and concluded he is the supreme detective putting it all together because I made fun of Danny. Please, take that information and bring me the fuck down. Brandon, rofl.
I'd love to see that kids reaction when you try e-framing him, or something. Poor lil fella.
Now that I've actually read some of the pastebin...it is odd. I do have a metric fuck ton of British JOI porn on an external HDD, and the age is close. But...still pretty weak.
57 comments
85 Fakey_McNamerson 2016-03-11
Fuck, I regret using my real name as my username now.
21 [deleted] 2016-03-11
So is Anthony, Fakey. So is Anthony.
welp back to playing Pokemon.
5 RaqioFan 2016-03-11
Fawkin homerun
47 3stepsbackward 2016-03-11
Yeah, it's one of Anthony's psycho superfans that uses tor, stalks Danny and makes posts about Bill Burr's wife. He'll end up shooting someone some day for Anthony. It'll be a hoot.
22 Really_Big_Dummy 2016-03-11
Whoever writes the characters on this reality show is dark and disturbed.
16 [deleted] 2016-03-11
It's like Eric The Midget meets Taxi Driver. (I hope someone gets this)
5 Really_Big_Dummy 2016-03-11
I get it, I'm a huge ETM fan! That said, only a half chuckle was had.
3 [deleted] 2016-03-11
You'll have to excuse me. I'm up late and my parents don't know I'm posting this. A certain Brandon would be in BIG trouble right now!...just joshin' ya. We like to fool around here. https://i.ytimg.com/vi/pW6t5dhGt6c/maxresdefault.jpg
2 ChippusMaximus 2016-03-11
HA HA HE'S DEAD!
1 [deleted] 2016-03-11
Sure is, the little fidget. He died of midget.
1 holodog 2016-03-11
Colin said he'd direct that, right? Another promise broken.
2 [deleted] 2016-03-11
Colin's life is full of those.
2 [deleted] 2016-03-11
But I don't really even knock Ant on here? I make fun of Danny for being a loser hanging on and yearning for the glory days...but that's about it. Well, I did just make that thread about Ant's $$$ but this was after this failure of ungodly proportions.
8 3stepsbackward 2016-03-11
Yeah, he's likely just collecting info on pretty much anyone from here.
11 [deleted] 2016-03-11
He's gonna have a bad time. At least with me.
(This is not a tough guy post. I'm just literally invisible unless he works for the fucking NSA)
20 Z7ZZ77Z 2016-03-11
Anthony's die hards are fucking retarded.
1 [deleted] 2016-03-11
How is anyone a diehard of anyone? Like I'm going with you, not being a dick. I think the only two people who I'd consider myself a diehard of are Colin Quinn and Ron Bennington. I've listened to Howard, to O&A, to Nick and Artie, to Nick solo, and I go back and forth between finding Nick the funniest fucking guy ever, a whiny out of touch cunt, and just a douchebag, back to the funniest guy ever. I think anyone who blindly follows is just retarded but some of the shit that happens here...lol. Anyone you listen to enough you'll end up with contempt for. I know, how fucking profound.
11 Z7ZZ77Z 2016-03-11
My only relationship to these fucking guys is that they make me laugh. Once Ant stopped making me laugh I lost interest, except for on this sub where we make each other laugh. I think some people think they've become friends with them because they listen to them on the radio for so many years, so they defend them like they would a friend.
1 [deleted] 2016-03-11
It's possible to observe someone's behavior and object to it while not approving of the person they're after. Anyway, yeah, I don't know. Some stuff still makes me laugh. I listened to O&J for the first time in a while the other day and that little fuck Pete Davidson ripped fat Justin Stangel apart so hilariously, which was fun, but that'll never happen again so...
15 FuckThisCompany 2016-03-11
This guy's dick was painfully erect writing all this.
8 [deleted] 2016-03-11
I like to think so. Then he went and slammed it in a door fifty times.
10 JessicaMessica 2016-03-11
There are people who think your Twitter name is the same as your reddit name? Lol Jesus, his fans are as old and out of touch as he is. Fucking idiots.
0 [deleted] 2016-03-11
Take word, attach to last 2 digits of birth year. Win. There are people who have read the books in the 90s who have prob had this name for years. Also I'm just going to go ahead and say this was Danny, based on nothing. No but really, read that shit carefully and tell me it isn't Danny.
4 Clibanarius 2016-03-11
But Danny isn't that stupid. I don't think.
6 destinyaltboy 2016-03-11
Hahaha this may be the most pathetic thing I've ever seen. Plus, literally no one outside of Nintendo looks down on homebrew. My wii has like 8 gigs of free games on it.
1 chris2webby 2016-03-11
it's extremely easy to play homebrew games on the Wii, and that could be EASY money for Nintendo to just do themselves, but they haven't, for whatever stupid reason
1 Chuck_Chasem 2016-03-11
8 gigs? THat's nothing I have around 90 games on a hdd connected to my Wii.
1 destinyaltboy 2016-03-11
what model are you using? I don't want to buy one until I know it will work
6 IBison 2016-03-11
I hope they don't discover I'm not a real bison
4 Really_Big_Dummy 2016-03-11
You can't escape the SAMCRO stalker, I told you he'd strike!
3 [deleted] 2016-03-11
Not if I find him first. I'll be scourin' the Earth for his aceeee.
-3 [deleted] 2016-03-11
BTW I'm pretty sure it was one of you guys, because I think Danny is a faggot cunt and that's a no-no. I also don't think every single thing you guys do is amazing (the SJW stuff regarding Bobo just makes me cringe hard...you could put Bobo on cam in any situation and he'd seem like a pathetic retard worthy of our sympathy, which he is. He worships Ant) but I have my own reasons for thinking Ant is a douchebag.
3 Really_Big_Dummy 2016-03-11
I don't think there is an "us", I don't talk to anyone on here outside of reddit posts and there is no secret planning, as far as I know. Like, if you post here, which you clearly do, you are "us". I have no idea whose fucking with you, they sound like they are either dumb or just a lazy troll having a laugh.
2 [deleted] 2016-03-11
I'll go with the former, because if that's me being "fucked with" ...I don't even. I feel bad for that dumb limey who is now being stalked. Well, a little anyway.
3 Really_Big_Dummy 2016-03-11
It's like Bobo teamed up with Joe to track you down.
1 [deleted] 2016-03-11
For de show.
3 [deleted] 2016-03-11
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3 SueLightningsPenis 2016-03-11
I think I actually might be too neurotypical for this post, which is quite the accomplishment. Am I reading this right- he found two separate profiles for "blackfyre89" of obviously different people, but instead of concluding that they were different people, he assumed you were using the same username to live a fake double life as a 13 year old Pokemon player?
1 [deleted] 2016-03-11
No I actually do play Pokemon. That information was gleaned from a reddit post I made months ago. Everything else is wrong, lol.
2 dirtfarmingcanuck 2016-03-11
Brandon you better leave Gail Bangtan alone or else you're gonna end up with a knuckle sandwich buddy.
1 [deleted] 2016-03-11
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3 [deleted] 2016-03-11
The best part is I have literally no online footprint...no facebook, instagram, twitter, or dating site accounts. The guy could not know the depths of which he has failed and given me a good chuckle this night.
1 [deleted] 2016-03-11
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1 [deleted] 2016-03-11
How do I change my name to BigGuyBrandon
1 [deleted] 2016-03-11
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1 [deleted] 2016-03-11
I'm willing to work with BrandonBigGuy or ImBrandonLelReddit?
1 SHITDlCK 2016-03-11
Please post the link to the young thai girls that you like.
3 [deleted] 2016-03-11
I wish I could, brotherman. The furthest I've dabbled in the asian porn is Cindy Starfall and some Jessica Bangkok.
2 spinuch 2016-03-11
The good ones don't have names. They're easily distinguished by cock size though.
1 Kruddy07 2016-03-11
What is tor and how do I download the app, it doesn't come up on the app store
1 KaOsPest 2016-03-11
you can get one called "Red Browser" i think thats the name. It functions like TOR
0 CCRed95 2016-03-11
its not an app. actually it might be an android app but its for PC mainly. its an onion client for secure browsing and access to darknet servers.
1 CookieHaid 2016-03-11
Well, aren't you?
1 Flamgirlant 2016-03-11
Rawdog noon to 3
1 StrongSmashPunyHuman 2016-03-11
"Let's play a game" What is he a Jigsaw puzzle or sumtin'? tss tss
1 CuckECheese 2016-03-11
Did you say British JOI porn? Go on.
2 Bick_Bickerson 2016-03-11
What is joi? I'm afraid to Google it
1 burgersass 2016-03-11
Filthy pleb. It means jerk off instruction.
2 Bick_Bickerson 2016-03-11
Sounds like an instructional video I don't need
1 TOPICALJOKELOL 2016-03-11
Check it out, pretty OK for a lark.
-2 [deleted] 2016-03-11
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4 [deleted] 2016-03-11
Sadly a lot of people overlook that. Just look at Roman Polanski. Clearly a lot more people must be secretly fucking kids and getting away with it than we'd previously thought.
-3 [deleted] 2016-03-11
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3 Really_Big_Dummy 2016-03-11
It's like Bobo teamed up with Joe to track you down.